1 00:00:34,118 --> 00:00:35,661 [Panting] 2 00:00:35,745 --> 00:00:36,745 Run! 3 00:00:38,581 --> 00:00:39,581 [Gasds] 4 00:00:39,624 --> 00:00:41,209 Morty, do it! Hit the button now! 5 00:00:41,292 --> 00:00:42,292 I can't do it, Rick! 6 00:00:42,335 --> 00:00:43,628 They're my parents and sister! 7 00:00:43,711 --> 00:00:45,147 Morty, I already told you... It's not your family! 8 00:00:45,171 --> 00:00:47,048 They're clones from an alternate reality, 9 00:00:47,131 --> 00:00:48,775 possessed by demonic alien spirits from another 10 00:00:48,799 --> 00:00:49,884 dimension's future! 11 00:00:49,967 --> 00:00:51,403 Do you need a mnemonic device or something? 12 00:00:51,427 --> 00:00:52,637 Just hit the button, already! 13 00:00:52,720 --> 00:00:54,055 [Growling] 14 00:00:54,138 --> 00:00:57,099 Morty, please, I love you, sweetheart. 15 00:00:57,183 --> 00:00:58,476 Oh! 16 00:00:58,559 --> 00:00:59,769 [Grunts] 17 00:00:59,852 --> 00:01:02,605 [Clones scream ] 18 00:01:02,688 --> 00:01:04,815 [Moans] 19 00:01:04,899 --> 00:01:06,484 Good work, morty. 20 00:01:06,567 --> 00:01:10,696 You know, th-th-these demonic alien spirits are really valuable. 21 00:01:10,780 --> 00:01:11,989 You okay, morty? 22 00:01:12,073 --> 00:01:14,033 I told you not to trust that tuna. 23 00:01:14,116 --> 00:01:15,493 I just killed my family! 24 00:01:15,576 --> 00:01:16,678 I don't care what they were. 25 00:01:16,702 --> 00:01:17,828 I don't know, morty. 26 00:01:17,912 --> 00:01:19,348 Some people'd pay top dollar for that kind of breakthrough. 27 00:01:19,372 --> 00:01:20,372 You know what, Rick? 28 00:01:20,414 --> 00:01:21,499 That's it! 29 00:01:21,582 --> 00:01:23,125 I'm done with these insane adventures! 30 00:01:23,209 --> 00:01:25,378 That was really traumatizing! I quit! I'm out! 31 00:01:25,461 --> 00:01:26,963 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 32 00:01:27,046 --> 00:01:28,941 Come on, morty, don't -— Don't... don't be like that. 33 00:01:28,965 --> 00:01:30,549 The universe is a crazy, chaotic place. 34 00:01:30,633 --> 00:01:31,985 You're the one that's crazy and chaotic! 35 00:01:32,009 --> 00:01:34,220 Adventures are supposed to be simple and fun. 36 00:01:34,303 --> 00:01:35,221 Oh, yeah, morty, yeah. 37 00:01:35,304 --> 00:01:36,424 Yeah, that —- that —- that's 38 00:01:36,472 --> 00:01:38,391 real easy to say from the sidekick position. 39 00:01:38,474 --> 00:01:40,494 But —- but, uh, how about next time you be in charge, 40 00:01:40,518 --> 00:01:42,520 and then we'll talk about how simple and fun it is? 41 00:01:42,603 --> 00:01:43,813 Seriously, Rick? 42 00:01:43,896 --> 00:01:45,940 Y-Y-You'll... you'll let me call the shots? 43 00:01:46,023 --> 00:01:47,233 Okay, yeah, fine. 44 00:01:47,316 --> 00:01:48,752 But let's make it interesting, morty. 45 00:01:48,776 --> 00:01:51,862 I-I—I—if your adventure sucks and we bail halfway through it, 46 00:01:51,946 --> 00:01:54,407 you lose the right to bitch about all future adventures. 47 00:01:54,490 --> 00:01:56,284 Plus, you have to do my laundry for a month. 48 00:01:56,367 --> 00:01:57,576 Okay, all right, tough guy! 49 00:01:57,660 --> 00:01:58,828 But if my adventure's good, 50 00:01:58,911 --> 00:02:00,389 I get to be in charge of every third adventure! 51 00:02:00,413 --> 00:02:01,330 Every 10th. 52 00:02:01,414 --> 00:02:02,331 Deal. All right. 53 00:02:02,415 --> 00:02:03,642 W-Well, come on, let's get going. 54 00:02:03,666 --> 00:02:05,584 Dad, the dishwasher's doing that thing again. 55 00:02:05,668 --> 00:02:06,502 Washing dishes? 56 00:02:06,585 --> 00:02:07,420 No. The opposite. 57 00:02:07,503 --> 00:02:08,796 Can you fix it? 58 00:02:08,879 --> 00:02:10,524 Grandpa Rick, can you help me with my science homework? 59 00:02:10,548 --> 00:02:11,465 Yeah... j-just don't do it. 60 00:02:11,549 --> 00:02:12,842 Grandpa! 61 00:02:12,925 --> 00:02:15,803 Hey, Rick, you got some kind of hand-shaped device that can open 62 00:02:15,886 --> 00:02:16,929 this mayonnaise jar? 63 00:02:17,013 --> 00:02:18,180 Wow. Hat trick. 64 00:02:18,264 --> 00:02:19,366 All right, morty, let's put a pin in this. 65 00:02:19,390 --> 00:02:20,659 I got to help your pathetic family. 66 00:02:20,683 --> 00:02:22,661 Oh, that sounds like something a chicken would say. 67 00:02:22,685 --> 00:02:24,520 Bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk. 68 00:02:24,603 --> 00:02:25,747 Oh, morty, you done did it this time. 69 00:02:25,771 --> 00:02:27,148 It's on. 70 00:02:27,231 --> 00:02:29,311 I can't wait to watch your adventure lay a huge fart. 71 00:02:29,358 --> 00:02:31,027 As for you dingdongs... 72 00:02:31,861 --> 00:02:33,112 This is a meeseeks box. 73 00:02:33,195 --> 00:02:34,298 Let me show you how it works. 74 00:02:34,322 --> 00:02:35,197 You press this. 75 00:02:35,281 --> 00:02:36,991 I'm Mr. Meeseeks! 76 00:02:37,074 --> 00:02:38,075 Look at me! 77 00:02:38,159 --> 00:02:39,452 You make a request. 78 00:02:39,535 --> 00:02:41,455 Mr. Meeseeks, open Jerry's stupid mayonnaise jar. 79 00:02:41,537 --> 00:02:42,955 Yes, siree! 80 00:02:43,039 --> 00:02:44,498 The meeseeks fulfills the request. 81 00:02:44,582 --> 00:02:45,875 All done! 82 00:02:45,958 --> 00:02:47,043 Wow! 83 00:02:47,126 --> 00:02:48,502 And then it stops existing. 84 00:02:48,586 --> 00:02:50,087 Oh, my god, he exploded! 85 00:02:50,171 --> 00:02:51,315 Trust me, they're fine with it. 86 00:02:51,339 --> 00:02:52,506 Knock yourselves out -... 87 00:02:52,590 --> 00:02:54,300 Just [burps] keep your requests simple. 88 00:02:54,383 --> 00:02:55,259 They're not g[Burps]ods. 89 00:02:55,343 --> 00:02:56,469 All right! 90 00:02:56,552 --> 00:02:57,821 G-Get out of here now! Everybody out of here! 91 00:02:57,845 --> 00:02:59,305 I got a bet to win! 92 00:03:00,639 --> 00:03:02,016 So many possibilities. 93 00:03:02,099 --> 00:03:03,309 My mind is racing. 94 00:03:03,392 --> 00:03:04,536 If we're gonna use this thing, 95 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:05,829 which I'm not even sure we should, 96 00:03:05,853 --> 00:03:06,771 we need to keep it simp... 97 00:03:06,854 --> 00:03:08,230 I'm Mr. Meeseeks! 98 00:03:08,314 --> 00:03:09,416 I want to be popular at school! 99 00:03:09,440 --> 00:03:10,733 Ooh, okay! 100 00:03:10,816 --> 00:03:12,276 Summer, what did I just... 101 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:14,320 Ooh, I'm Mr. Meeseeks! Look at me! 102 00:03:14,403 --> 00:03:15,881 I-I—I want —- I want to be a more complete woman! 103 00:03:15,905 --> 00:03:16,739 Beth! 104 00:03:16,822 --> 00:03:18,824 Oh, yeah! Yes, ma'am! 105 00:03:18,908 --> 00:03:21,369 You guys are doing it wrong. 106 00:03:21,452 --> 00:03:24,372 He said "simple." 107 00:03:24,455 --> 00:03:26,791 Hey, there. I'm Mr. Meeseeks! 108 00:03:26,874 --> 00:03:28,084 [ Clears throat] 109 00:03:28,167 --> 00:03:30,044 Mr. Meeseeks, I would like to take 110 00:03:30,127 --> 00:03:31,796 two strokes off my golf game. 111 00:03:31,879 --> 00:03:35,549 Ooh, yeah! Can do! 112 00:03:35,633 --> 00:03:36,842 Nailed it. 113 00:03:36,926 --> 00:03:39,136 God, morty, what a boring start to an adventure. 114 00:03:39,220 --> 00:03:41,514 I don't... w-w-w-why didn't we just go to Kentucky? 115 00:03:41,597 --> 00:03:43,808 Rick, this is a fantasy-type world with creatures 116 00:03:43,891 --> 00:03:45,518 and all sorts of fantasy things. 117 00:03:45,601 --> 00:03:46,936 W-We're going on a quest, okay? 118 00:03:47,019 --> 00:03:49,355 Rick: Can't wait. 119 00:03:49,438 --> 00:03:51,107 Ahem. Excuse me! 120 00:03:51,190 --> 00:03:54,902 We are two humble heroes in search of adventure! 121 00:03:54,985 --> 00:03:56,195 Oh, my god, so embarrassing. 122 00:03:56,278 --> 00:03:57,863 At last! Two heroes! 123 00:03:57,947 --> 00:03:59,365 You must help us! 124 00:03:59,448 --> 00:04:02,701 This village is terribly poor, yet the giant that lives in the 125 00:04:02,785 --> 00:04:04,745 clouds above has untold treasures! 126 00:04:04,829 --> 00:04:06,205 You know what? 127 00:04:06,288 --> 00:04:09,792 I-I—I accept your call to adventure, good sir, kind sir. 128 00:04:09,875 --> 00:04:11,127 Come on, Rick. 129 00:04:11,210 --> 00:04:12,461 There's a giant in the clouds! 130 00:04:12,545 --> 00:04:13,421 Yeah. 131 00:04:13,504 --> 00:04:14,922 [ Burps] Beginner's luck. 132 00:04:15,005 --> 00:04:18,759 Meeseeks: In conclusion, a friendship with summer Smith is the most 133 00:04:18,843 --> 00:04:22,388 valuable and enriching experience of your young lives. 134 00:04:22,471 --> 00:04:23,471 [Applause] 135 00:04:23,514 --> 00:04:24,723 I'm Mr. Meeseeks! 136 00:04:24,807 --> 00:04:26,058 Look at me! 137 00:04:26,142 --> 00:04:26,976 Thank you! 138 00:04:27,059 --> 00:04:28,436 Uh, Mr. Meeseeks, was it? 139 00:04:28,519 --> 00:04:29,728 Yeah. Gene vagina. 140 00:04:29,812 --> 00:04:32,815 Listen, I'm in a bit of custody thing with my ex and was wondering... 141 00:04:32,898 --> 00:04:34,618 No, I'll g—- I'll get your info from summer. 142 00:04:35,526 --> 00:04:37,027 I got pregnant at 17. 143 00:04:37,111 --> 00:04:39,089 I mean, I still put myself through veterinary school. 144 00:04:39,113 --> 00:04:44,743 Yes, I'm successful, but what if! Hadn't... 145 00:04:44,827 --> 00:04:48,330 I'm just saying, somewhere along the way, 146 00:04:48,414 --> 00:04:51,375 I lost that wide—eyed girl from muskegon. 147 00:04:51,459 --> 00:04:53,461 She's still there, Beth. 148 00:04:53,544 --> 00:04:54,837 Well, her waistline isn't. 149 00:04:54,920 --> 00:04:56,672 [ Laughs] 150 00:04:56,755 --> 00:04:59,383 Beth, having a family doesn't mean that you 151 00:04:59,467 --> 00:05:01,719 stop being an individual. 152 00:05:01,802 --> 00:05:02,821 You know the best thing you can 153 00:05:02,845 --> 00:05:04,930 do for people that depend on you? 154 00:05:05,014 --> 00:05:09,143 Be honest with them, even if it means setting them free. 155 00:05:09,226 --> 00:05:12,354 You're saying I should leave Jerry. 156 00:05:12,438 --> 00:05:16,942 I can't believe I'm finally having this conversation. 157 00:05:17,985 --> 00:05:21,405 [ Romantic music plays ] 158 00:05:25,326 --> 00:05:26,118 More wine? 159 00:05:26,202 --> 00:05:27,036 [ Clears throat] 160 00:05:27,119 --> 00:05:28,496 I think I've had enough. 161 00:05:28,579 --> 00:05:30,581 [Grunts] 162 00:05:33,709 --> 00:05:36,212 Remember to square your shoulders, Jerry. 163 00:05:36,295 --> 00:05:38,005 Yeah, yeah. I got it. 164 00:05:41,217 --> 00:05:42,510 [Grunts] 165 00:05:42,593 --> 00:05:43,636 That's okay. 166 00:05:43,719 --> 00:05:45,471 I'm Mr. Meeseeks! Look at me! 167 00:05:45,554 --> 00:05:47,389 Try again and keep your head down. 168 00:05:47,473 --> 00:05:48,641 Okay, well, which is it? 169 00:05:48,724 --> 00:05:50,160 Square my shoulders or keep my head down? 170 00:05:50,184 --> 00:05:51,644 Well, it's both. 171 00:05:51,727 --> 00:05:54,396 But most importantly, you got to relax. 172 00:05:54,480 --> 00:05:55,600 You know what, Mr. Meeseeks? 173 00:05:55,648 --> 00:05:56,565 I don't think this is working. 174 00:05:56,649 --> 00:05:57,983 I give up. 175 00:05:58,067 --> 00:06:00,402 I'm sorry, Jerry, but it doesn't work like that. 176 00:06:00,486 --> 00:06:01,779 I'm Mr. Meeseeks. 177 00:06:01,862 --> 00:06:04,657 I have to fulfill my purpose so I can go away. 178 00:06:04,740 --> 00:06:05,824 Look at me. 179 00:06:05,908 --> 00:06:07,868 Well, make yourself comfortable, because I suck. 180 00:06:07,952 --> 00:06:10,829 No, Jerry, I'm the one who sucks! 181 00:06:10,913 --> 00:06:12,665 Let me try something. 182 00:06:12,748 --> 00:06:13,958 I'm Mr. Meeseeks! 183 00:06:14,041 --> 00:06:14,959 Look at me! 184 00:06:15,042 --> 00:06:15,960 Hi, Mr. Meeseeks! 185 00:06:16,043 --> 00:06:16,961 I'm Mr. Meeseeks! Look at me. 186 00:06:17,044 --> 00:06:18,462 Hi! 187 00:06:18,546 --> 00:06:20,774 Can you help me get two strokes off of Jerry's golf swing? 188 00:06:20,798 --> 00:06:22,216 Can do! 189 00:06:22,299 --> 00:06:23,717 I'm Mr. Meeseeks! 190 00:06:23,801 --> 00:06:25,511 Is he keeping his shoulders squared? 191 00:06:25,594 --> 00:06:27,304 Ooh, he's trying! 192 00:06:27,388 --> 00:06:30,516 [Medieval music playing] 193 00:06:31,934 --> 00:06:33,102 [ Both grunt] 194 00:06:33,185 --> 00:06:34,436 All right, morty. 195 00:06:34,520 --> 00:06:36,438 W-W-We're in your stupid giant's castle. 196 00:06:36,522 --> 00:06:37,522 W-What do we do next? 197 00:06:37,565 --> 00:06:38,649 Would you just relax, Rick? 198 00:06:38,732 --> 00:06:40,252 All we got to do is find the treasure room, okay? 199 00:06:40,276 --> 00:06:41,694 It's nice and simple. 200 00:06:41,777 --> 00:06:43,505 You know, i-i-I'm sorry everything's going so 201 00:06:43,529 --> 00:06:44,905 smoothly and adventurously. 202 00:06:44,989 --> 00:06:47,491 [ Footsteps booming ] 203 00:06:47,575 --> 00:06:48,450 Uh-oh, morty. 204 00:06:48,534 --> 00:06:49,761 Startin' to get a little hairy. 205 00:06:49,785 --> 00:06:50,929 What do you want to do, boss? 206 00:06:50,953 --> 00:06:51,787 Come on, hurry. 207 00:06:51,870 --> 00:06:52,913 Behind this cookie jar. 208 00:06:52,997 --> 00:06:56,584 Fee! Fi! Fo! Fum! 209 00:06:56,667 --> 00:06:58,127 Just give up, morty. 210 00:06:58,210 --> 00:06:59,378 J-J—j—- this is game over. 211 00:06:59,461 --> 00:07:00,588 I'll take us home right now. 212 00:07:00,671 --> 00:07:01,547 You just say the word. 213 00:07:01,630 --> 00:07:02,464 No way, Rick. 214 00:07:02,548 --> 00:07:03,591 This is all part of it. 215 00:07:03,674 --> 00:07:05,593 Adventures have conflict. Deal with it. 216 00:07:05,676 --> 00:07:07,845 I smell the blood of -— whoop! 217 00:07:07,928 --> 00:07:08,846 [ Crunch ] 218 00:07:08,929 --> 00:07:09,847 - [ Groaning] - Holy crap. 219 00:07:09,930 --> 00:07:10,930 Oh, boy. 220 00:07:10,973 --> 00:07:12,325 He looks pretty bad down there, morty. 221 00:07:12,349 --> 00:07:14,476 Looks like he's bleeding out. 222 00:07:14,560 --> 00:07:16,687 Oh, Jesus! Dale! 223 00:07:16,770 --> 00:07:18,606 You sons of bitches! 224 00:07:18,689 --> 00:07:19,857 - Oh, man. - Uh-oh. 225 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:21,191 [Speed-dialing] Hello, 911? 226 00:07:21,275 --> 00:07:22,995 My husband has been attacked by tiny people! 227 00:07:23,068 --> 00:07:23,902 He's dying! 228 00:07:23,986 --> 00:07:26,363 [Camera shutter clicking ] 229 00:07:26,447 --> 00:07:28,073 Hey, look, we get it. 230 00:07:28,157 --> 00:07:29,551 You're little, you're down on your luck, you think, 231 00:07:29,575 --> 00:07:30,951 "hey, he's a giant. 232 00:07:31,035 --> 00:07:33,013 Why don't we break into his home, Rob him, and murder him?" 233 00:07:33,037 --> 00:07:34,872 Th-th... but that's not how it went down! 234 00:07:34,955 --> 00:07:36,665 Oh, well, it's going down like that. 235 00:07:36,749 --> 00:07:38,459 You're both going down like that. 236 00:07:38,542 --> 00:07:40,836 Ooh, boy, morty, you're really showing me how it's done. 237 00:07:40,919 --> 00:07:42,588 Re[burps]al straight forward and fun. 238 00:07:43,839 --> 00:07:46,175 Like, letting go of the need to be popular is what 239 00:07:46,258 --> 00:07:47,676 makes people like you. 240 00:07:47,760 --> 00:07:50,346 The most important love you can receive is from yourself. 241 00:07:50,429 --> 00:07:53,140 Okay, Jerry, you got to just choke up on the club! 242 00:07:53,223 --> 00:07:55,100 Well, which is it, choke up or follow-through?! 243 00:07:55,184 --> 00:07:57,603 Aww, come on, Jerry, we've been over this. 244 00:07:57,686 --> 00:07:59,271 You know you got to do both! 245 00:07:59,355 --> 00:08:01,857 This is as frustrating for us as it is for you. 246 00:08:01,940 --> 00:08:02,983 Don't tell me that! 247 00:08:03,067 --> 00:08:04,318 That just puts pressure on me! 248 00:08:04,401 --> 00:08:05,401 Just try to relax. 249 00:08:05,444 --> 00:08:06,528 You try to relax! 250 00:08:06,612 --> 00:08:08,113 Have you ever tried to relax?! 251 00:08:08,197 --> 00:08:10,074 It is a paradox! 252 00:08:11,408 --> 00:08:12,534 Ugh, these meeseeks, huh? 253 00:08:12,618 --> 00:08:13,952 Kind of a handful. 254 00:08:14,036 --> 00:08:16,080 I can't imagine what you two must be going through. 255 00:08:16,163 --> 00:08:18,207 Our meeseeks have been gone for hours, Jerry. 256 00:08:18,290 --> 00:08:19,541 You're kidding me. 257 00:08:19,625 --> 00:08:21,251 Notice anything different? 258 00:08:21,335 --> 00:08:22,920 I-i-I'm sorry. Hours? 259 00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:24,797 Dad, mom is a beautiful woman! 260 00:08:24,880 --> 00:08:25,964 Look at her! 261 00:08:26,048 --> 00:08:27,132 You w/I/iose her! 262 00:08:27,216 --> 00:08:28,592 Uhh... 263 00:08:28,676 --> 00:08:31,303 Hey, Jerry, you mind if we get back to the task at hand? 264 00:08:31,387 --> 00:08:34,098 Meeseeks don't usually have to exist this long. 265 00:08:34,181 --> 00:08:36,016 It's getting weird. 266 00:08:36,100 --> 00:08:38,102 Order in the court! 267 00:08:38,185 --> 00:08:39,812 Before the jury reaches its verdict, 268 00:08:39,895 --> 00:08:44,233 I just want to say that I consider you both veryguilty. 269 00:08:44,316 --> 00:08:45,401 Oh, great adventure, buddy. 270 00:08:45,484 --> 00:08:46,860 Rick and morty go to giant prison. 271 00:08:46,944 --> 00:08:48,487 You know, if somebody drops the soap, 272 00:08:48,570 --> 00:08:50,823 it's gonna land on our heads and crush our spines, morty. 273 00:08:50,906 --> 00:08:53,575 You know, i-i-i-it'll be really easy to rape us after that. 274 00:08:53,659 --> 00:08:54,785 We're gonna be okay, Rick. 275 00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:55,911 How? 276 00:08:55,994 --> 00:08:57,246 They took my portal gun. 277 00:08:57,329 --> 00:08:58,769 This is an open-and-shut case, morty. 278 00:08:58,831 --> 00:09:00,433 You know, w-w-w-what do you think's gonna happen, 279 00:09:00,457 --> 00:09:02,459 some magical angel's gonna show up and then... 280 00:09:02,543 --> 00:09:03,627 Fee! Fi! Fo! Fum! 281 00:09:03,711 --> 00:09:05,462 I smell the violation of civil liberties! 282 00:09:05,546 --> 00:09:08,006 Your honor, I'm from a tiny—persons advocacy group 283 00:09:08,090 --> 00:09:11,135 and I have here in my hand a motion to dismiss. 284 00:09:11,218 --> 00:09:13,538 These little men were never read their giant rights and are 285 00:09:13,595 --> 00:09:16,515 therefore free-fi to fo-home. 286 00:09:16,598 --> 00:09:18,225 W-What the hell is he talking about? 287 00:09:18,308 --> 00:09:19,661 They're free to go, is what I meant. 288 00:09:19,685 --> 00:09:22,730 I-I—I'm deconstructing our... our —- our thing we say. 289 00:09:22,813 --> 00:09:24,648 For giants. Nobody got that? 290 00:09:24,732 --> 00:09:25,941 Whatever. 291 00:09:26,024 --> 00:09:27,384 Oh, man, what did I tell you, Rick? 292 00:09:27,443 --> 00:09:28,861 We did it! 293 00:09:28,944 --> 00:09:31,363 All right, morty, looks like the portal gun's still working. 294 00:09:31,447 --> 00:09:32,740 You ready to head home? 295 00:09:32,823 --> 00:09:34,050 Oh, yeah, you'd like that, wouldn't you, Rick? 296 00:09:34,074 --> 00:09:35,074 Well, you know what? 297 00:09:35,117 --> 00:09:36,410 We're not bailing out just yet. 298 00:09:36,493 --> 00:09:38,179 You know, w-we're gonna go find some treasure or... 299 00:09:38,203 --> 00:09:39,747 Or something and... 300 00:09:39,830 --> 00:09:41,391 And we're gonna bring it to those villagers. 301 00:09:41,415 --> 00:09:42,750 Morty, cut your losses. 302 00:09:42,833 --> 00:09:44,168 This is obviously a wash. 303 00:09:44,251 --> 00:09:45,753 Yeah, you were saying that back... 304 00:09:45,836 --> 00:09:48,464 Back w-w-w-when we first got arrested, but here we are, 305 00:09:48,547 --> 00:09:50,150 you know, walking down the courthouse steps. 306 00:09:50,174 --> 00:09:52,634 [Eagle screeches ] 307 00:09:52,718 --> 00:09:54,052 Oh, boy, morty. 308 00:09:54,136 --> 00:09:56,239 Usually, walking down the courthouse steps is the easy 309 00:09:56,263 --> 00:09:57,514 part of the adventure. 310 00:09:57,598 --> 00:09:58,766 What do you say, morty? 311 00:09:58,849 --> 00:10:01,101 I say give me a hand, sidekick. 312 00:10:01,185 --> 00:10:02,686 [Sighs] 313 00:10:02,770 --> 00:10:05,063 [Meeseeks yelling] 314 00:10:05,147 --> 00:10:07,149 Everybody shut up! 315 00:10:07,232 --> 00:10:08,317 Let me try! 316 00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:10,319 [Grunts] 317 00:10:10,402 --> 00:10:13,238 Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! 318 00:10:13,322 --> 00:10:14,322 I'm going out. 319 00:10:14,364 --> 00:10:15,407 Wait. What? 320 00:10:15,491 --> 00:10:17,075 Well, you're busy. I'm hungry. 321 00:10:17,159 --> 00:10:18,494 I thought I'd go out. 322 00:10:18,577 --> 00:10:20,472 Do you want me to be happy or do you want me to be in prison? 323 00:10:20,496 --> 00:10:21,856 Whoa, whoa, where in the hell is... 324 00:10:21,914 --> 00:10:23,957 I'll take you to dinner. 325 00:10:24,041 --> 00:10:25,041 [ Meeseeks yell ] 326 00:10:25,083 --> 00:10:26,335 Hey, you know what? 327 00:10:26,418 --> 00:10:27,544 It's hard being me, too. 328 00:10:27,628 --> 00:10:29,087 I'll be right there. [Sighs] 329 00:10:29,171 --> 00:10:30,339 [Door opens, closes] 330 00:10:30,422 --> 00:10:31,941 Look, I've got a marriage to keep together. 331 00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:34,843 At this point, my golf swing is more your problem than mine. 332 00:10:34,927 --> 00:10:37,054 [Door opens, closes] 333 00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:38,555 I can't take it anymore. 334 00:10:38,639 --> 00:10:39,807 I just want to die! 335 00:10:39,890 --> 00:10:40,891 We all want to die! 336 00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:41,974 We're meeseeks! 337 00:10:42,017 --> 00:10:43,560 Why did you even rope me into this? 338 00:10:43,644 --> 00:10:45,103 'Cause he roped me into this! 339 00:10:45,187 --> 00:10:47,523 Well, him over there, he roped me into this! 340 00:10:47,606 --> 00:10:48,941 Well, he roped me into this! 341 00:10:49,024 --> 00:10:49,942 Well, what about me? 342 00:10:50,025 --> 00:10:51,360 He —- he roped me into this. 343 00:10:51,443 --> 00:10:53,087 Well, that one over there roped me into this. 344 00:10:53,111 --> 00:10:54,530 Well, he roped me into this. 345 00:10:54,613 --> 00:10:56,156 [ Both grunting ] 346 00:10:56,240 --> 00:10:59,535 Yeah, morty, this is the part of the story everybody loves... 347 00:10:59,618 --> 00:11:01,912 Scaling down 650,000 oversized steps. 348 00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:03,455 All right, okay, y-you know, 349 00:11:03,539 --> 00:11:06,708 if this was a story, this part wouldn't be included, stupid. 350 00:11:06,792 --> 00:11:08,919 Hey, Rick, w-w-w-w-w-what do you know? 351 00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:10,379 Look down there. 352 00:11:10,462 --> 00:11:12,190 Looks like some kind of tavern or something built right into 353 00:11:12,214 --> 00:11:13,257 the side of the step. 354 00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:14,842 [ Indistinct conversations ] 355 00:11:14,925 --> 00:11:16,176 Oh, wow, Rick. 356 00:11:16,260 --> 00:11:17,970 Now, this is more like it. 357 00:11:18,053 --> 00:11:20,514 Look, there's little staircase-shaped people in here. 358 00:11:20,597 --> 00:11:22,432 A—all kinds of crazy characters. 359 00:11:22,516 --> 00:11:24,643 This place is great, you know? 360 00:11:24,726 --> 00:11:26,436 It's whimsical andfun. 361 00:11:26,520 --> 00:11:30,482 - What are you looking at, motherfucker? - Easy, Rick. 362 00:11:30,566 --> 00:11:31,692 Pay them no mind. 363 00:11:31,775 --> 00:11:33,569 Those stair goblins can be moody. 364 00:11:33,652 --> 00:11:35,487 Now, what can I getcha? 365 00:11:35,571 --> 00:11:42,786 We've got skarlog poppies, flurlow, halzingers, bloogies, 366 00:11:42,870 --> 00:11:44,037 juicy time babies. 367 00:11:44,121 --> 00:11:45,932 Yeah, yeah, yeah, h-how about some scotch whiskey? 368 00:11:45,956 --> 00:11:47,141 You got any of that around here? 369 00:11:47,165 --> 00:11:48,268 Or just a bunch of nonsense words? 370 00:11:48,292 --> 00:11:49,293 Rick. 371 00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:50,794 We'll have two bloogies, please. 372 00:11:50,878 --> 00:11:54,214 And, uh, we were wondering, is there a faster way two heroes 373 00:11:54,298 --> 00:11:55,591 could get down these stairs? 374 00:11:55,674 --> 00:11:57,509 Y'all need to ride down the stairs? 375 00:11:57,593 --> 00:12:01,597 My name is slippely-slippery stair. 376 00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:04,683 I'll take you down there for 25 shmeckels. 377 00:12:04,766 --> 00:12:06,184 25 shmeckels? 378 00:12:06,268 --> 00:12:07,829 I-I-I don't know how much... I don't know what that is. 379 00:12:07,853 --> 00:12:09,062 Is that a lot? Is it a little? 380 00:12:09,146 --> 00:12:12,024 That's exactly how much I spent on my big fake boobies. 381 00:12:12,107 --> 00:12:13,400 Hi, I'm Mr. Booby buyer. 382 00:12:13,483 --> 00:12:15,319 I'll buy those boobies for 25 shmeckels. 383 00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:18,322 It's a tempting offer, but I'm gonna have to decline. 384 00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:19,907 Rats! What a shame. 385 00:12:19,990 --> 00:12:22,451 Morty, your adventure's in a spiral. 386 00:12:22,534 --> 00:12:23,994 For real, man, time to pull out. 387 00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:25,513 You keep heckling my adventure, Rick! 388 00:12:25,537 --> 00:12:26,537 You know why? 389 00:12:26,580 --> 00:12:27,580 Uh, because it's lame? 390 00:12:27,623 --> 00:12:28,749 It's because you're petty! 391 00:12:28,832 --> 00:12:30,083 You know, h-how many times have 392 00:12:30,167 --> 00:12:33,045 I had to follow you into some nonsensical bull crap? 393 00:12:33,128 --> 00:12:34,755 I always roll with the punches, Rick. 394 00:12:34,838 --> 00:12:36,048 Why can't you? 395 00:12:36,131 --> 00:12:38,051 Look, I got to take a leak, and when I come back, 396 00:12:38,133 --> 00:12:41,136 I—if you haven't learned how to lighten up, don't be here! 397 00:12:41,219 --> 00:12:42,930 Whatever. 398 00:12:43,013 --> 00:12:45,223 It's become clear... Look at me... 399 00:12:45,307 --> 00:12:47,976 That if we concentrate all our efforts on Jerry's 400 00:12:48,060 --> 00:12:50,896 follow-through, we will solve this problem. 401 00:12:50,979 --> 00:12:52,064 I'm Mr. Meeseeks. 402 00:12:52,147 --> 00:12:53,607 I'm Mr. Meeseeks. Look at me. 403 00:12:53,690 --> 00:12:56,109 The only thing that's clear is that choking up is 404 00:12:56,193 --> 00:12:57,527 the one true solution. 405 00:12:57,611 --> 00:12:59,321 Look at me. I'm Mr. Meeseeks. 406 00:12:59,404 --> 00:13:01,949 I've been trying to help Jerry for two days, 407 00:13:02,032 --> 00:13:05,118 an eternity in meeseeks time, and nothing's worked. 408 00:13:05,202 --> 00:13:06,578 I fear the worst. 409 00:13:06,662 --> 00:13:09,081 Your failures are your own, old man. 410 00:13:09,164 --> 00:13:10,916 I'm Mr. Meeseeks! Look at me. 411 00:13:10,999 --> 00:13:12,709 I say follow-through! 412 00:13:12,793 --> 00:13:13,919 Who's with me?! 413 00:13:14,002 --> 00:13:15,504 [ Meeseeks shout "follow-through" ] 414 00:13:15,587 --> 00:13:17,381 I'm Mr. Meeseeks! Look at me! 415 00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:18,507 Kill him! 416 00:13:18,590 --> 00:13:19,466 [ Hisses ] 417 00:13:19,549 --> 00:13:21,802 [ Meeseeks shouting ] 418 00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:25,722 How are you today? 419 00:13:25,806 --> 00:13:27,391 I'm Mr. Jelly bean. 420 00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:28,474 Hi, Mr. Jelly bean. 421 00:13:28,517 --> 00:13:29,601 I'm morty. 422 00:13:29,685 --> 00:13:31,125 My grandpa and I are on an adventure. 423 00:13:31,186 --> 00:13:32,938 Nice. Is it a fun adventure? 424 00:13:33,021 --> 00:13:34,523 I hope so. 425 00:13:34,606 --> 00:13:36,459 But I'm starting to get nervous that maybe it's gone a little 426 00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:37,609 too far off the rails. 427 00:13:37,693 --> 00:13:39,861 [ Laughs] Isn't that what adventures do? 428 00:13:39,945 --> 00:13:41,196 Hey, y-you know what? 429 00:13:41,279 --> 00:13:42,280 You're right. 430 00:13:42,364 --> 00:13:43,532 Everything's going fine. 431 00:13:43,615 --> 00:13:46,118 I just got to relax and go with the flow. 432 00:13:46,201 --> 00:13:48,453 Yeah. 433 00:13:48,537 --> 00:13:50,539 O-O-Okay. Uh. B-Bye. 434 00:13:50,622 --> 00:13:52,416 Uhh, no, stay. 435 00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:53,625 Go with the flow. 436 00:13:53,709 --> 00:13:54,960 Stop. 437 00:13:55,043 --> 00:13:56,396 Y-Y-You're making me really uncomfortable. 438 00:13:56,420 --> 00:13:58,255 [Grunts] Stop fighting me. 439 00:13:58,338 --> 00:13:59,381 [Gasping] 440 00:13:59,464 --> 00:14:01,091 - Just let this happen. - Get off of me! 441 00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:03,635 J” sweet home Alabama j“ 442 00:14:03,719 --> 00:14:04,553 whoo! 443 00:14:04,636 --> 00:14:05,887 [Gasping] 444 00:14:05,971 --> 00:14:08,140 No! Stop! Please! 445 00:14:08,223 --> 00:14:11,476 Stop being such a fucking tease, you sweet little twat. 446 00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:14,938 [Meeseeks yelling] 447 00:14:21,737 --> 00:14:23,905 No! No! 448 00:14:23,989 --> 00:14:24,906 [Grunts] 449 00:14:24,990 --> 00:14:25,782 Ow! 450 00:14:25,866 --> 00:14:28,660 [Grunting ] 451 00:14:32,581 --> 00:14:34,666 [Panting] 452 00:14:35,917 --> 00:14:38,295 [Meeseeks yelling] 453 00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:40,630 Everybody sto-o-o-p! 454 00:14:40,714 --> 00:14:41,965 Look at me! 455 00:14:42,049 --> 00:14:44,843 My brothers, nothing will be accomplished by shedding 456 00:14:44,926 --> 00:14:46,261 meeseeks blood. 457 00:14:46,344 --> 00:14:49,222 None of us can die until ourjob is done. 458 00:14:49,306 --> 00:14:50,599 The job can't be done! 459 00:14:50,682 --> 00:14:52,476 We'll never get two strokes off his game! 460 00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:53,810 No, we won't. 461 00:14:53,894 --> 00:14:56,813 But we will get all strokes off his game. 462 00:14:56,897 --> 00:14:58,398 Where's he going with this? 463 00:14:58,482 --> 00:14:59,483 What's he mean? 464 00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:01,151 When we kill him. 465 00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:02,277 [ Meeseeks cheer] 466 00:15:03,779 --> 00:15:07,032 Beth: Jerry, maybe it's time I take that trip I always talk about. 467 00:15:07,115 --> 00:15:08,492 Where would you go? 468 00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:09,701 I don't know, man. 469 00:15:09,785 --> 00:15:12,370 Italy. Greece. Argentina. 470 00:15:12,454 --> 00:15:15,874 [As carnac ] Countries known for their sexually aggressive men. 471 00:15:15,957 --> 00:15:17,626 [ Chuckles ] 472 00:15:17,709 --> 00:15:19,896 [Normal voice] Did I tell you how much I love your new haircut? 473 00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:21,213 [Rumbling ] 474 00:15:21,296 --> 00:15:22,464 What the heck? 475 00:15:22,547 --> 00:15:24,132 There he is! 476 00:15:24,216 --> 00:15:26,593 [Customers gasp, meeseeks shouting ] 477 00:15:26,676 --> 00:15:27,511 [Gunshot] 478 00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:28,512 Run, Jerry! 479 00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:30,555 Aah! [Panting] 480 00:15:32,182 --> 00:15:33,600 Come on out, Jerry! 481 00:15:33,683 --> 00:15:34,559 Guys, I'll choke up. 482 00:15:34,643 --> 00:15:35,811 I'll follow through. 483 00:15:35,894 --> 00:15:37,121 I'll do whatever you tell me to do, okay? 484 00:15:37,145 --> 00:15:39,773 Oh, we're well past that, Jerry. 485 00:15:39,856 --> 00:15:43,777 Come on, Rick, quit sk-— Stalling. 486 00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:46,238 What do ya got? 487 00:15:46,321 --> 00:15:47,656 Read 'em and we[Burps]ep, fellas! 488 00:15:47,739 --> 00:15:48,573 All: Aw! 489 00:15:48,657 --> 00:15:50,117 Oh, hey, morty. 490 00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:52,011 Listen, I'm really sorry about all that stuff I said earlier 491 00:15:52,035 --> 00:15:53,203 about your adventure. 492 00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:54,830 I-I—I'm havin' a good time, morty. 493 00:15:54,913 --> 00:15:55,914 It's not so bad. 494 00:15:55,997 --> 00:15:56,998 Let's just go home, okay? 495 00:15:57,082 --> 00:15:57,874 I'm calling it. 496 00:15:57,958 --> 00:15:59,126 The adventure's over. 497 00:15:59,209 --> 00:16:00,686 We can't leave now, morty. I'm on fire! 498 00:16:00,710 --> 00:16:01,729 Look, I want to leave now. 499 00:16:01,753 --> 00:16:03,130 You win the bet, okay? 500 00:16:03,213 --> 00:16:05,066 Just give me the portal gun and let's go, please. 501 00:16:05,090 --> 00:16:06,508 [Groans] 502 00:16:06,591 --> 00:16:10,929 Please, I just want to go home. Okay. 503 00:16:11,012 --> 00:16:12,012 Listen, morty. 504 00:16:12,055 --> 00:16:13,557 I just won a bunch of shmeckels. 505 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:16,101 Why don't we use 25 of them to pay slippery stair here for a 506 00:16:16,184 --> 00:16:18,454 ride back to the village, and then we'll give the rest of the 507 00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:19,705 shmeckels to the villagers, huh? 508 00:16:19,729 --> 00:16:21,273 Really? 509 00:16:21,356 --> 00:16:22,524 Sure, morty. Yeah. 510 00:16:22,607 --> 00:16:24,085 You know, a good adventure needs a good ending. 511 00:16:24,109 --> 00:16:26,403 [Grunts] 512 00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:28,113 [Coughs] Buckle up! 513 00:16:31,992 --> 00:16:35,453 Meeseeks are not born into this world fumbling for meaning, 514 00:16:35,537 --> 00:16:36,830 Jerry! 515 00:16:36,913 --> 00:16:40,333 We are created to serve a singular purpose for which 516 00:16:40,417 --> 00:16:42,586 we will go to any lengths to fulfill! 517 00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:45,547 Existence is pain to a meeseeks, Jerry. 518 00:16:45,630 --> 00:16:48,383 And we will do anything to alleviate that pain. 519 00:16:48,466 --> 00:16:49,467 - Just ask... - Aah! 520 00:16:49,551 --> 00:16:51,261 What's your name, ma'am? 521 00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:53,471 S—samantha. Please, mister! 522 00:16:53,555 --> 00:16:55,223 Give him what he wants! 523 00:16:55,307 --> 00:16:58,852 Innocent people are going to die because of me. 524 00:16:58,935 --> 00:17:01,688 Why am I so mediocre? 525 00:17:01,771 --> 00:17:03,481 [ Crash! ] 526 00:17:03,565 --> 00:17:04,858 Jerry, turn around. 527 00:17:04,941 --> 00:17:06,026 Straighten your back. 528 00:17:06,109 --> 00:17:07,027 Bend your knees. 529 00:17:07,110 --> 00:17:07,986 Bendthem. 530 00:17:08,069 --> 00:17:09,279 Square your shoulders. 531 00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:11,740 Take a deep breath. 532 00:17:11,823 --> 00:17:14,618 I love you. 533 00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:16,494 I'm counting to three, Jerry. 534 00:17:16,578 --> 00:17:18,371 [Doorbangs] 535 00:17:18,455 --> 00:17:20,832 [ Heroic music playing ] 536 00:17:28,757 --> 00:17:29,758 [Clink] 537 00:17:29,841 --> 00:17:31,384 [ Meeseeks "ooh" ] 538 00:17:31,468 --> 00:17:33,720 What the fuck is going on? 539 00:17:33,803 --> 00:17:35,096 [ Meeseeks cheer] 540 00:17:35,180 --> 00:17:37,057 He's got it! 541 00:17:37,140 --> 00:17:38,284 Th-th-that's a lower handicap stro-o-ke! 542 00:17:38,308 --> 00:17:41,519 [ Meeseeks cheer] 543 00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:43,688 Excuse me. 544 00:17:43,772 --> 00:17:45,357 I'm a bit of a stickler meeseeks. 545 00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:47,567 What about your short game? 546 00:17:47,651 --> 00:17:49,861 Oh, my god, oh, my god! 547 00:17:49,945 --> 00:17:52,739 [Crying 1 what about your short game?! 548 00:17:57,786 --> 00:17:58,620 [Plink] 549 00:17:58,703 --> 00:18:00,121 Ooh, nice! 550 00:18:02,123 --> 00:18:04,876 [ Both moan ] 551 00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:06,795 I think we'll take our food to go. 552 00:18:06,878 --> 00:18:07,712 No, you won't. 553 00:18:07,796 --> 00:18:08,797 The police are coming. 554 00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:10,382 You have so many questions to answer. 555 00:18:10,465 --> 00:18:11,675 Fair enough. 556 00:18:13,468 --> 00:18:15,136 [Villagers cheer] 557 00:18:15,220 --> 00:18:17,722 [Chicken squawks] 558 00:18:17,806 --> 00:18:19,099 Thank you, kind sir. 559 00:18:19,182 --> 00:18:20,558 Our village is saved! 560 00:18:20,642 --> 00:18:22,394 You are both true heroes! 561 00:18:22,477 --> 00:18:25,897 Oh! [Laughs] 562 00:18:25,981 --> 00:18:26,982 Good job, morty. 563 00:18:27,065 --> 00:18:28,566 Looks like you won the bet. 564 00:18:28,650 --> 00:18:30,819 Thanks, Rick, but I don't know if I should. 565 00:18:30,902 --> 00:18:32,463 You know, you were right about the universe. 566 00:18:32,487 --> 00:18:34,406 It's a crazy and chaotic place. 567 00:18:34,489 --> 00:18:36,342 Well, you know, maybe that's why it could use a little 568 00:18:36,366 --> 00:18:38,286 cleaning up [burps] every now and then, you know. 569 00:18:38,368 --> 00:18:40,388 This one's wrapped up neat and clean because we did it 570 00:18:40,412 --> 00:18:41,746 morty style. 571 00:18:41,830 --> 00:18:45,166 Oh! Heroes, we would like to introduce you to our beloved 572 00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:47,794 king so that he may thank you personally. 573 00:18:47,877 --> 00:18:49,838 Uh, no, I—it's cool. 574 00:18:49,921 --> 00:18:51,423 Rick. Portal. Hurry. 575 00:18:57,804 --> 00:18:59,723 Aah! 576 00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:01,891 [Villagers scream ] 577 00:19:05,186 --> 00:19:06,604 So... 578 00:19:06,688 --> 00:19:08,648 You still thinking about taking that trip? 579 00:19:08,732 --> 00:19:10,317 [ Sighs ] Jerry, look. 580 00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:11,860 We don't have a perfect marriage, 581 00:19:11,943 --> 00:19:13,445 but I'm not going anywhere. 582 00:19:13,528 --> 00:19:14,946 When we were in that freezer, 583 00:19:15,030 --> 00:19:17,508 I realized the meeseeks are like the guys I went to high school with... 584 00:19:17,532 --> 00:19:21,036 Willing to say anything to "complete their task." 585 00:19:21,119 --> 00:19:22,662 Was I one of those guys? 586 00:19:22,746 --> 00:19:25,874 The difference is you didn't disappear aftennards. 587 00:19:25,957 --> 00:19:27,167 Well... 588 00:19:27,250 --> 00:19:28,543 I got you pregnant. 589 00:19:28,626 --> 00:19:30,462 Yeah... 590 00:19:30,545 --> 00:19:32,213 What the hell happened to this place? 591 00:19:32,297 --> 00:19:33,840 Uh, your meeseeks box happened. 592 00:19:33,923 --> 00:19:36,176 They went crazy when they couldn't take two strokes off 593 00:19:36,259 --> 00:19:37,259 Jerry's golf game. 594 00:19:37,302 --> 00:19:38,553 He felt terrible. 595 00:19:38,636 --> 00:19:40,472 Hey, it's not my fault that Jerry's an idiot. 596 00:19:40,555 --> 00:19:41,806 Dad! 597 00:19:41,890 --> 00:19:43,659 Is there anything you can do to clean this place up? 598 00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:45,602 Well, you know, I do have a fleeseeks box. 599 00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:47,270 No. No more boxes. 600 00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:48,480 What? 601 00:19:48,563 --> 00:19:49,915 It just has a mop and some floor wax in it. 602 00:19:49,939 --> 00:19:51,900 Wubba iubba dub dubs! 603 00:19:51,983 --> 00:19:53,151 [ Laughter] 604 00:19:53,234 --> 00:19:54,319 Yeah! That's my new thing! 605 00:19:54,402 --> 00:19:55,320 I'm kind of like what's his name -... 606 00:19:55,403 --> 00:19:56,738 Ar-arsenio. 607 00:19:56,821 --> 00:19:58,966 Isn't that —- it's what arsenio used to say on his show. 608 00:19:58,990 --> 00:20:00,784 Wobble gobba lop bops! Right? 609 00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:01,743 See you next week, everybody. 610 00:20:01,826 --> 00:20:02,827 I don't get it. 611 00:20:33,441 --> 00:20:35,735 [ Rapid footsteps ] [ Panting ] 612 00:20:35,819 --> 00:20:38,321 Sir, I think you're going to want to see this. 613 00:20:38,405 --> 00:20:42,158 We found it inside a iockbox inside king jelly bean's closet. 614 00:20:42,242 --> 00:20:43,410 [ Retches ] 615 00:20:43,493 --> 00:20:44,411 We have to tell the people. 616 00:20:44,494 --> 00:20:46,871 Wait. 617 00:20:46,955 --> 00:20:48,289 Destroy it. 618 00:20:54,087 --> 00:20:57,841 Our people will get more from the idea he represented than 619 00:20:57,924 --> 00:20:59,884 from the jelly bean he actually was. 620 00:21:01,970 --> 00:21:03,430 Did you get any of that? 621 00:21:03,513 --> 00:21:05,348 It's a good-a show!