1 00:00:04,505 --> 00:00:06,257 Steve, I just got a weird e-mail. 2 00:00:06,340 --> 00:00:07,925 Did you buy us airline tickets? 3 00:00:08,009 --> 00:00:09,886 Aw, shoot. It was supposed to be a surprise. 4 00:00:09,969 --> 00:00:11,345 I wanted to thank you 5 00:00:11,429 --> 00:00:12,823 for letting me live here all this time, 6 00:00:12,847 --> 00:00:14,599 so I'm treating the family to a vacation! 7 00:00:14,682 --> 00:00:15,892 Steve, you're so sweet. 8 00:00:15,975 --> 00:00:17,852 - Thanks, uncle Steve! - Best uncle ever. 9 00:00:17,935 --> 00:00:19,312 Look out, world. 10 00:00:19,395 --> 00:00:20,813 The Smith family is going to Paris! 11 00:00:20,897 --> 00:00:22,481 Summer: Yeah! Awesome! 12 00:00:22,565 --> 00:00:24,585 Rick, I don't like glowing rocks in the kitchen trash! 13 00:00:24,609 --> 00:00:26,235 Well, I don't like 14 00:00:26,319 --> 00:00:28,738 your unemployed genes in my grandchildren, Jerry, 15 00:00:28,821 --> 00:00:30,907 but life is made of little concessions. 16 00:00:30,990 --> 00:00:32,366 | __ you know what? 17 00:00:32,450 --> 00:00:33,868 You're gonna land on your feet, jer. 18 00:00:33,951 --> 00:00:35,846 Some company out there's gonna thank their lucky stars 19 00:00:35,870 --> 00:00:37,663 they hired my little brother. 20 00:00:37,747 --> 00:00:38,664 Who the fuck are you? 21 00:00:38,748 --> 00:00:40,249 My goofy brother, Steve. 22 00:00:40,333 --> 00:00:42,460 He's been living here almost a year now. 23 00:00:42,543 --> 00:00:43,711 Are you losing your mind? 24 00:00:43,794 --> 00:00:45,379 Hey, someone's been spending 25 00:00:45,463 --> 00:00:47,256 too much time around glowing rocks. 26 00:00:47,340 --> 00:00:48,380 Am I right? 27 00:00:49,759 --> 00:00:50,676 - Oh, my god! - Call an ambulance! 28 00:00:50,760 --> 00:00:51,677 Jerry: Oh, god! Steve! 29 00:00:51,761 --> 00:00:52,863 What the hell, Rick?! What the hell?! 30 00:00:52,887 --> 00:00:54,156 Will everybody just relax for a second? 31 00:00:54,180 --> 00:00:56,641 There's no such thing as an "uncle Steve." 32 00:00:56,724 --> 00:00:58,893 That is an alien parasite. 33 00:01:00,269 --> 00:01:01,854 But I've known him my whole life. 34 00:01:01,938 --> 00:01:03,272 No, you haven't, Jerry. 35 00:01:03,356 --> 00:01:04,732 These telepathic little bastards, 36 00:01:04,815 --> 00:01:06,442 they embed themselves in memories, 37 00:01:06,525 --> 00:01:08,005 and th-then they use those to multiply 38 00:01:08,069 --> 00:01:09,820 and spread out, take over planets. 39 00:01:09,904 --> 00:01:11,113 It's... it's disgusting. 40 00:01:11,197 --> 00:01:12,281 Steve wasn't real? 41 00:01:12,365 --> 00:01:13,574 He's a real piece of shit. 42 00:01:13,658 --> 00:01:15,159 This is a big one. Somebody probably 43 00:01:15,243 --> 00:01:16,845 tracked it in last week on the bottom of their shoe 44 00:01:16,869 --> 00:01:18,329 on a piece of alien fruit. 45 00:01:18,412 --> 00:01:19,973 - Someone? - Get off the high road, summer. 46 00:01:19,997 --> 00:01:21,207 We all got pink eye 47 00:01:21,290 --> 00:01:23,050 because you won't stop texting on the toilet. 48 00:01:23,125 --> 00:01:25,044 But uncle Steve taught me how to ride a bike! 49 00:01:25,127 --> 00:01:27,129 No, "Steve" put that memory in your brain 50 00:01:27,213 --> 00:01:29,399 so he could live in your house, eat yourfood, and multiply. 51 00:01:29,423 --> 00:01:31,050 We could be infested with these things. 52 00:01:31,133 --> 00:01:32,718 So we got to keep an eye out 53 00:01:32,802 --> 00:01:34,637 for any zany, wacky characters that pop up. 54 00:01:34,720 --> 00:01:36,180 Ooh, whee! 55 00:01:36,264 --> 00:01:37,741 Whatever you want, Rick! We're here to help! 56 00:01:37,765 --> 00:01:39,308 Thanks, Mr. Poopybutthole. 57 00:01:39,392 --> 00:01:42,061 I always could count on you. 58 00:01:42,144 --> 00:01:45,690 N“ 59 00:02:13,968 --> 00:02:14,969 N“ 60 00:02:16,387 --> 00:02:18,764 All right. There's six of us, and that's it. 61 00:02:18,848 --> 00:02:21,642 Me, morty, Jerry, Beth, Mr. Poopybutthole, and summer. 62 00:02:21,726 --> 00:02:24,228 Maybe you got the first one in time, Rick! 63 00:02:24,312 --> 00:02:26,272 Can't afford to chance it. 64 00:02:31,485 --> 00:02:34,155 Dad, why does our house have blast shields? 65 00:02:34,238 --> 00:02:35,590 Trust me, Beth, you don't want to know 66 00:02:35,614 --> 00:02:36,883 how many answers that question has. 67 00:02:36,907 --> 00:02:38,784 Ooh, gosh, it feels claustrophobic! 68 00:02:38,868 --> 00:02:40,286 Reminds me of that time 69 00:02:40,369 --> 00:02:42,455 we all got stuck in the elevator together. 70 00:02:42,538 --> 00:02:46,417 Y—- remember that? After "the hulk" musical? 71 00:02:50,296 --> 00:02:52,506 Jerry, buttons don't work better if you hit them harder, 72 00:02:52,590 --> 00:02:54,300 and foam fists don't make you strong. 73 00:02:54,383 --> 00:02:56,344 I know. Friends make you strong. 74 00:02:56,427 --> 00:02:58,512 I watched the same musical you did. 75 00:02:58,596 --> 00:03:00,473 Why couldn't I bring my portal gun? 76 00:03:01,974 --> 00:03:03,577 Why did all the drinks have to be extra large? 77 00:03:03,601 --> 00:03:05,227 Oh, the hulk. I just got that. 78 00:03:05,311 --> 00:03:07,813 Just pee your pants. I did it the minute we got stuck. 79 00:03:07,897 --> 00:03:09,690 Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, shame me. 80 00:03:09,774 --> 00:03:12,401 At least when I'm disgusting, it's on purpose. 81 00:03:12,485 --> 00:03:14,362 Oh, y'all, we're gonna be fine. 82 00:03:14,445 --> 00:03:17,531 I've always been here for you guys, and I always will be. 83 00:03:17,615 --> 00:03:20,868 Somebody call for repairs? 84 00:03:20,951 --> 00:03:22,370 All: Yay! Cousin Nicky! 85 00:03:22,453 --> 00:03:23,662 It's me, cousin Nicky. 86 00:03:23,746 --> 00:03:25,581 I'm walkin' here! I mean, I'm not. 87 00:03:25,664 --> 00:03:27,541 I'm crouched in the elevator shaft, 88 00:03:27,625 --> 00:03:30,252 but hey, I'm walkin' here! 89 00:03:31,670 --> 00:03:33,255 It's true. 90 00:03:33,339 --> 00:03:35,549 We really do get into some crazy situations as a family, 91 00:03:35,633 --> 00:03:37,760 mostly when we're cooped up like this. 92 00:03:37,843 --> 00:03:39,845 Hey, maybe Mr. Poopypants is right. 93 00:03:39,929 --> 00:03:41,389 L-Let's get some fresh air. 94 00:03:41,472 --> 00:03:42,783 Come on, cousin Nicky. You heard Rick. 95 00:03:42,807 --> 00:03:44,350 We have to stay quarantined 96 00:03:44,433 --> 00:03:46,036 until we know that there's no more of these things. 97 00:03:46,060 --> 00:03:47,478 I hear you, morty. 98 00:03:47,561 --> 00:03:49,271 Back in Brooklyn, we got a sayin'... 99 00:03:49,355 --> 00:03:51,273 "We're walkin' here!" 100 00:03:51,357 --> 00:03:52,566 Nicky, get... 101 00:03:52,650 --> 00:03:53,776 Oh! [Gasdsi 102 00:03:53,859 --> 00:03:55,569 What the...? 103 00:03:55,653 --> 00:03:57,571 Cousin Nicky was a parasite?! 104 00:03:57,655 --> 00:03:59,490 Six, morty! There's supposed to be six of us! 105 00:03:59,573 --> 00:04:01,742 If there's seven, then that means somebody's not real. 106 00:04:01,826 --> 00:04:03,369 But how did you know it was Nicky? 107 00:04:03,452 --> 00:04:05,013 I guessed. That's why I aimed for his shoulder. 108 00:04:05,037 --> 00:04:06,872 So we can't trust any of our memories now? 109 00:04:06,956 --> 00:04:09,083 Nicky was the reason we found that old Nazi submarine. 110 00:04:09,166 --> 00:04:10,501 Did that not even happen? 111 00:04:10,584 --> 00:04:12,628 Well, of course it happened. 112 00:04:12,711 --> 00:04:16,298 Now that I possess the mighty staff of rah-gubaba, 113 00:04:16,382 --> 00:04:18,592 the world will tremble before the fourth reich! 114 00:04:18,676 --> 00:04:19,885 This is the last time 115 00:04:19,969 --> 00:04:22,138 I ask youfor help on my history final, Rick. 116 00:04:22,221 --> 00:04:25,558 Hey, we got a word for Nazis back in Brooklyn, pal. 117 00:04:25,641 --> 00:04:27,309 I'm comfortable being called a Nazi. 118 00:04:27,393 --> 00:04:30,563 You think there's some other word that will hurt my feelings? 119 00:04:30,646 --> 00:04:32,940 Yeah. Think before you talk shit. 120 00:04:33,023 --> 00:04:36,026 Rah-gubaba, help me kill america! 121 00:04:36,110 --> 00:04:38,112 All: Mr. Beauregard! 122 00:04:38,195 --> 00:04:42,783 After due consideration, I have elected not to retire. 123 00:04:42,867 --> 00:04:44,618 - All: Yeah! - Oh, thank god! 124 00:04:44,702 --> 00:04:47,913 Now, I believe someone has a final exam to attend. 125 00:04:47,997 --> 00:04:50,332 Set a course for morty's high school. 126 00:04:50,416 --> 00:04:52,793 Perhaps I'm biased, but if that story never happened, 127 00:04:52,877 --> 00:04:55,629 then I wouldn't still be the family Butler. 128 00:04:55,713 --> 00:04:56,922 Dare to dream. 129 00:04:57,006 --> 00:04:58,007 Wait. 130 00:04:58,424 --> 00:05:00,342 And if Mr. Beauregard wasn't our Butler, 131 00:05:00,426 --> 00:05:03,804 it's safe to say the family'd be in a he/lof a lot of trouble. 132 00:05:03,888 --> 00:05:05,764 No! Don't flashback! 133 00:05:05,848 --> 00:05:07,284 You're just gonna make more swelling. 134 00:05:07,308 --> 00:05:08,535 - Don't worry, Jerry. - Just relax. 135 00:05:08,559 --> 00:05:09,703 We called the fire department. 136 00:05:09,727 --> 00:05:11,645 You know they won't come here anymore. 137 00:05:15,191 --> 00:05:16,817 Marmalade is served. 138 00:05:16,901 --> 00:05:18,527 - Yeah! - Yeah! Yeah! 139 00:05:18,611 --> 00:05:19,945 Oh, whee! 140 00:05:20,029 --> 00:05:22,823 I guess I take back what I said about British cuisine. 141 00:05:24,074 --> 00:05:25,177 Take that, summer! 142 00:05:25,201 --> 00:05:26,785 We're trying to sleep. 143 00:05:26,869 --> 00:05:28,662 I don't want to go to the dance alone. 144 00:05:28,746 --> 00:05:32,583 Mr. Beauregard: Then perhaps you shouldn't. 145 00:05:32,666 --> 00:05:34,585 Aww. Mr. Beauregard. 146 00:05:34,668 --> 00:05:37,755 - Shall we, master morty? - We shall. 147 00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:39,798 Oh, wait, don't leave without letting 148 00:05:39,882 --> 00:05:41,675 photography raptor take a picture. 149 00:05:45,054 --> 00:05:47,097 Everybody stop remembering! 150 00:05:47,181 --> 00:05:48,849 These parasites are like bed bugs, 151 00:05:48,933 --> 00:05:50,976 and every flashback is another mattress. Look! 152 00:05:51,060 --> 00:05:53,604 There's only supposed to be six people in this house. 153 00:05:53,687 --> 00:05:54,855 But there's always been 10. 154 00:05:54,939 --> 00:05:55,940 No! 155 00:05:56,524 --> 00:05:57,751 Uh, the fact that I wrote this number down 156 00:05:57,775 --> 00:05:58,919 means that there's four parasites. 157 00:05:58,943 --> 00:06:00,110 You sure about that, Rick? 158 00:06:00,194 --> 00:06:01,862 Begging your pardon, master Rick, 159 00:06:01,946 --> 00:06:03,948 but I seem to recall a great deal of confusion 160 00:06:04,031 --> 00:06:05,115 surrounding that number. 161 00:06:05,199 --> 00:06:06,575 All right, there's six of us. 162 00:06:06,659 --> 00:06:07,826 And that's it. 163 00:06:07,910 --> 00:06:10,538 Me, morty, Jerry, Beth, Mr. Poopybutthole, 164 00:06:10,621 --> 00:06:12,831 Frankenstein, sleepy Gary, photography raptor, 165 00:06:12,915 --> 00:06:14,208 Mr. Beauregard, and summer. 166 00:06:14,291 --> 00:06:16,085 Uh, dad, that's like 10 people. 167 00:06:16,168 --> 00:06:18,045 6, 10, what's the difference? 168 00:06:18,128 --> 00:06:20,631 I just love the number 6 for no reason! 169 00:06:20,714 --> 00:06:21,882 Where's my pencil at? 170 00:06:21,966 --> 00:06:23,259 Here, Rick! Use me! 171 00:06:23,342 --> 00:06:25,052 Oh, thanks, pencilvester! 172 00:06:25,135 --> 00:06:27,179 Yeah, h g... I guess that is what happened, 173 00:06:27,263 --> 00:06:29,139 but I-I don't get why I would do that. 174 00:06:29,223 --> 00:06:30,891 Everybody makes mistakes, Rick. 175 00:06:30,975 --> 00:06:32,893 Why do you think I have one of these? 176 00:06:35,020 --> 00:06:36,313 That's it. Photos. 177 00:06:36,397 --> 00:06:37,940 Hard evidence. 178 00:06:38,023 --> 00:06:40,734 You're not in any of my photos, Mr. Poopybutthole. 179 00:06:40,818 --> 00:06:42,570 Well, what do you know about this? 180 00:06:42,653 --> 00:06:45,030 You're not in any of mine. 181 00:06:45,114 --> 00:06:49,159 All I have are pictures of me and my friends from school. 182 00:06:49,243 --> 00:06:51,787 What? What teenage girl has pictures of her family? 183 00:06:51,870 --> 00:06:53,706 It's not like we're mormon or dying. 184 00:06:53,789 --> 00:06:56,834 I will admit it's suspicious that summer's only friend 185 00:06:56,917 --> 00:06:59,712 is a magic ballerina lamb that we've never seen. 186 00:06:59,795 --> 00:07:00,796 Summer! 187 00:07:01,255 --> 00:07:02,256 Tinkles! 188 00:07:03,007 --> 00:07:05,050 It's past my bedtime. I giggles I 189 00:07:05,134 --> 00:07:07,136 not in never past bedtime land! 190 00:07:07,219 --> 00:07:09,054 Here we go! 191 00:07:09,138 --> 00:07:10,639 J” summer and tinkles j” 192 00:07:10,723 --> 00:07:12,141 j” friends with each other j” 193 00:07:12,224 --> 00:07:15,227 j” living in never past bedtime land j” 194 00:07:15,311 --> 00:07:17,146 j” no kitchen sinkles j” 195 00:07:17,229 --> 00:07:18,939 j” no little brother j” 196 00:07:19,023 --> 00:07:21,942 j” going to raves and waving our hands j” 197 00:07:22,026 --> 00:07:23,837 [rapping I j” summer and tinkle, friends to the end j” 198 00:07:23,861 --> 00:07:25,505 j” group text the whole crew, my motherfuckin' friends! J” 199 00:07:25,529 --> 00:07:27,323 j” ketchup to the salt, salt to the fry j” 200 00:07:27,406 --> 00:07:28,883 j” "t" to the "inkle" with a capital "I" j” 201 00:07:28,907 --> 00:07:30,701 ooh! Ooh! Ooh! 202 00:07:32,995 --> 00:07:34,889 - — Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! - Summer, we're trying to sleep. 203 00:07:34,913 --> 00:07:36,415 It was tinkles! 204 00:07:36,498 --> 00:07:37,499 Tinkles? 205 00:07:37,916 --> 00:07:39,269 - That is su... - _ suspicious. 206 00:07:39,293 --> 00:07:41,253 We're always hearing about this tinkles character, 207 00:07:41,295 --> 00:07:42,921 - but we never get to... - Hi, everybody. 208 00:07:43,005 --> 00:07:45,090 I'm tinkles, and these are my friends. 209 00:07:46,342 --> 00:07:47,926 See, everyone? Tinkles is real. 210 00:07:48,010 --> 00:07:49,261 That means so am I. 211 00:07:49,345 --> 00:07:51,472 - Sorry, summer. - Man, I'm sorry, summer. 212 00:07:51,555 --> 00:07:54,183 I was on the wrong side of the pitchfork on this one. 213 00:07:54,266 --> 00:07:56,977 Okay, look, we shouldn't need evidence or logic 214 00:07:57,061 --> 00:07:59,063 to know who's family and who isn't. 215 00:07:59,146 --> 00:08:00,856 I know who the smiths are. 216 00:08:00,939 --> 00:08:02,941 I've known Beth since high school. 217 00:08:03,025 --> 00:08:04,818 And her husband, sleepy Gary, 218 00:08:04,902 --> 00:08:07,029 is hands down my absolute best friend. 219 00:08:07,112 --> 00:08:08,238 Thanks, Jerry. 220 00:08:08,322 --> 00:08:10,115 Beyond that, no offense to any of you, 221 00:08:10,199 --> 00:08:11,533 but all bets are off. 222 00:08:11,617 --> 00:08:14,078 Look, I'm not used to being this unsure for this long. 223 00:08:14,161 --> 00:08:15,597 I'm just gonna aim for shoulders starting with the weird girl. 224 00:08:15,621 --> 00:08:16,622 Aah! 225 00:08:17,206 --> 00:08:18,999 - Grandpa Rick! - Hold still, "summer." 226 00:08:19,083 --> 00:08:21,251 Rick, that is my daughter. 227 00:08:21,335 --> 00:08:23,879 Oh, yeah? Well, what if you just think that, sleepy Gary? 228 00:08:23,962 --> 00:08:26,173 I've known you for 15 years. Don't make me hurt you. 229 00:08:26,256 --> 00:08:28,509 Rick, these are our family and friends, 230 00:08:28,592 --> 00:08:30,344 the people we barbecue with. 231 00:08:30,427 --> 00:08:32,346 Have you forgotten the barbecue? 232 00:08:32,429 --> 00:08:33,847 Wait, why would you want me to -... 233 00:08:33,931 --> 00:08:35,171 You're one of them, aren't you? 234 00:08:35,224 --> 00:08:38,143 Rick. You love those barbecues, Rick. 235 00:08:38,227 --> 00:08:39,478 You love them. Hai! 236 00:08:39,561 --> 00:08:40,938 Remember it, Rick? 237 00:08:41,021 --> 00:08:43,273 Shut up, hamurai! Shut up, amish cyborg! 238 00:08:43,357 --> 00:08:45,067 What is this? '903 conan? 239 00:08:45,150 --> 00:08:47,027 All: Remember the barbecue. 240 00:08:47,111 --> 00:08:48,320 Remember the barbecue. 241 00:08:48,404 --> 00:08:50,114 Remember the barbecue. 242 00:08:50,197 --> 00:08:52,282 You know what, pencilvester? 243 00:08:52,366 --> 00:08:54,368 It took me my whole life to realize it, 244 00:08:54,451 --> 00:08:56,036 but I love barbecuing. 245 00:08:56,120 --> 00:08:57,871 - You're good at it, Rick. - Watch me, baby. 246 00:08:57,955 --> 00:08:59,915 I'm like Tom Cruise from, um, "cuisine" 247 00:08:59,998 --> 00:09:02,584 or w-whatever that movie's called where he makes drinks. 248 00:09:02,668 --> 00:09:04,044 Yeah, check me out. 249 00:09:04,128 --> 00:09:05,629 I'm like Tom Cruise from "cuisine." 250 00:09:05,713 --> 00:09:07,047 Yeah. 251 00:09:07,131 --> 00:09:08,549 Is that what it's called? "Cuisine"? 252 00:09:08,632 --> 00:09:10,092 Wow! Hey, everybody. 253 00:09:10,175 --> 00:09:12,344 Let's give it up for the grillmaster Rick! 254 00:09:12,428 --> 00:09:13,595 Rick! Rick! Rick! 255 00:09:17,599 --> 00:09:18,600 Wait. 256 00:09:21,770 --> 00:09:22,771 Noooooo! 257 00:09:23,272 --> 00:09:24,356 Shoot. Now look. 258 00:09:24,440 --> 00:09:25,667 It's like a "where's Waldo?" Page. 259 00:09:25,691 --> 00:09:26,984 Can you find me? 260 00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:28,378 Check out all these zany characters. 261 00:09:28,402 --> 00:09:30,279 We'll be right back after these messages. 262 00:09:32,322 --> 00:09:34,158 I think you should put down the gun 263 00:09:34,241 --> 00:09:35,701 and we should get you to a doctor. 264 00:09:35,784 --> 00:09:37,637 What do you say we take down these blast shields? 265 00:09:37,661 --> 00:09:39,180 - All: Yeah. - I can't do that, sleepy Gary. 266 00:09:39,204 --> 00:09:40,622 All right, everybody listen to me. 267 00:09:40,706 --> 00:09:42,183 I don't know if any of you guys are real, 268 00:09:42,207 --> 00:09:44,185 but this house has been infested with fake loved ones 269 00:09:44,209 --> 00:09:45,753 that spread through fake memories, 270 00:09:45,836 --> 00:09:47,756 and our planet will be destroyed if they get out. 271 00:09:48,881 --> 00:09:50,716 But, Rick, even you have to admit 272 00:09:50,799 --> 00:09:53,051 you do tend to overreact to stuff. 273 00:09:53,135 --> 00:09:54,511 You guys, we got to hurry. 274 00:09:54,595 --> 00:09:56,054 I just got back from Walmart. 275 00:09:56,138 --> 00:09:58,766 They're selling Nintendo 3ds systems for $149.99 on sale, 276 00:09:58,849 --> 00:10:01,143 plus every time you buy one, you get a $50 gift card. 277 00:10:01,226 --> 00:10:03,520 Brings the total price down to $110 after tax. 278 00:10:03,604 --> 00:10:05,689 Now, listen, we can flip those sons of bitches 279 00:10:05,773 --> 00:10:07,065 for 230 bucks apiece easy! 280 00:10:07,149 --> 00:10:09,067 They're all limited-edition "Zelda" ones. 281 00:10:09,151 --> 00:10:10,736 Hurry! Hurry! Come with me! 282 00:10:10,819 --> 00:10:12,821 We can be rich, and we also all get to keep one 283 00:10:12,905 --> 00:10:14,615 and we can play Nintendo games! 284 00:10:14,698 --> 00:10:16,784 Nintendo, give me free stuff. 285 00:10:16,867 --> 00:10:19,077 Okay, yes, I definitely remember doing that, 286 00:10:19,161 --> 00:10:20,954 but also, I would never do that. 287 00:10:21,038 --> 00:10:22,581 Don't overreact, Rick. 288 00:10:22,664 --> 00:10:24,666 Sleepy Gary, a word? Sure, Jerry. 289 00:10:24,750 --> 00:10:26,251 Rick, keep a level head, okay? 290 00:10:26,335 --> 00:10:29,004 'Cause I'll tell you a secret about Frankenstein —- 291 00:10:29,087 --> 00:10:33,217 he's actually Frankenstein's monster. 292 00:10:34,927 --> 00:10:37,846 Sleepy Gary, m-my head is filled 293 00:10:37,930 --> 00:10:39,223 with memories of our friendship. 294 00:10:39,306 --> 00:10:40,825 I'm convinced that you're Beth's husband 295 00:10:40,849 --> 00:10:42,100 and I'm your friend, 296 00:10:42,184 --> 00:10:44,269 but if those memories can't be trusted, then... 297 00:10:44,353 --> 00:10:45,729 Jerry, just say it. 298 00:10:45,813 --> 00:10:48,982 Sleepy Gary, how do we know /'/77 real? 299 00:10:49,066 --> 00:10:50,984 Jesus, Jerry. 300 00:10:51,068 --> 00:10:52,486 No, you're real. 301 00:10:52,569 --> 00:10:53,862 Hey, look at me. 302 00:10:53,946 --> 00:10:55,590 Now, I don't know which way is up out there, 303 00:10:55,614 --> 00:10:58,158 but I know us, and you're real, Jerry. 304 00:10:58,242 --> 00:10:59,868 Remember our vacation? 305 00:11:02,496 --> 00:11:05,249 They're filming that new "star wars" movie down the coast. 306 00:11:05,332 --> 00:11:06,416 Should we check it out? 307 00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:08,502 Sure. Why not? 308 00:11:15,509 --> 00:11:19,054 Maybe we'll see Chewbacca. 309 00:11:19,137 --> 00:11:21,265 I'd like that. 310 00:11:27,521 --> 00:11:30,190 What are we doing? 311 00:11:35,279 --> 00:11:37,739 I don't give a damn what else happens out there. 312 00:11:37,823 --> 00:11:40,409 You and I are going to survive this. 313 00:11:40,492 --> 00:11:41,493 Okay. 314 00:11:42,077 --> 00:11:43,453 Hey, we agreed. 315 00:11:43,537 --> 00:11:45,205 Never in the house. 316 00:11:47,332 --> 00:11:48,560 That's a cool watch there, Rick. 317 00:11:48,584 --> 00:11:49,626 Can I check it out? 318 00:11:49,710 --> 00:11:51,253 Uh, no thank... 319 00:11:51,336 --> 00:11:52,254 Okay. 320 00:11:52,337 --> 00:11:53,337 Trying to figure out 321 00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:54,482 how to lower the blast shields, huh? 322 00:11:54,506 --> 00:11:56,383 Anybody here think it's suspicious 323 00:11:56,466 --> 00:11:58,844 that a lot of people in here can't wait to get outof here? 324 00:11:58,927 --> 00:12:02,347 Ah, you're paranoid, Rick. You've been paranoid since 'nam. 325 00:12:02,431 --> 00:12:03,932 So, what are you gonna do 326 00:12:04,016 --> 00:12:05,410 when you rotate back to the world, Frankenstein? 327 00:12:05,434 --> 00:12:08,103 Shi-i-i-i-t. I'MMA bust a... 328 00:12:08,186 --> 00:12:11,148 No! Get out of my head, parasite! 329 00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:12,065 - No! - Drop it. 330 00:12:12,149 --> 00:12:13,349 Give me the gun, Frankenstein! 331 00:12:16,153 --> 00:12:17,321 Give it back! 332 00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:19,281 Yeah! 333 00:12:19,364 --> 00:12:20,365 Frankenstein! 334 00:12:21,158 --> 00:12:22,951 Is anyone here even real? 335 00:12:23,035 --> 00:12:24,578 Am I the only real person on earth?! 336 00:12:24,661 --> 00:12:25,704 Reverse giraffe: Maybe. 337 00:12:25,787 --> 00:12:28,540 Or maybe, just maybe, we're all real. 338 00:12:28,624 --> 00:12:29,851 You know me. I'm reverse giraffe. 339 00:12:29,875 --> 00:12:31,543 I have a short neck and legs. 340 00:12:31,627 --> 00:12:33,086 I went to college with hamurai. Hai! 341 00:12:33,170 --> 00:12:35,255 I saved ghost in a jar's life in Vietnam. 342 00:12:35,339 --> 00:12:37,257 Boo rah! And, Beth, how many times 343 00:12:37,341 --> 00:12:39,343 have I been a shoulder for you to cry on? 344 00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:41,219 Too many. 345 00:12:41,303 --> 00:12:43,138 Okay, so maybe we're just all fake. 346 00:12:43,221 --> 00:12:44,723 That don't make no sense! 347 00:12:44,806 --> 00:12:47,517 Or maybe there's only one deceiver here... 348 00:12:47,601 --> 00:12:48,786 The person that keeps telling us 349 00:12:48,810 --> 00:12:51,438 the path to salvation is being held prisoner 350 00:12:51,521 --> 00:12:52,773 and mistrusting each other. 351 00:12:52,856 --> 00:12:53,982 Hey, don't blame me! 352 00:12:54,066 --> 00:12:55,418 I tried to shoot summer 10 minutes ago! 353 00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:57,778 I know we all have beloved memories of Rick, 354 00:12:57,861 --> 00:12:59,738 but are we really supposed to believe 355 00:12:59,821 --> 00:13:02,491 that a mad scientist inventor with a flying car 356 00:13:02,574 --> 00:13:06,036 just showed up on our doorstep after being gone for years? 357 00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:07,537 Yeah, you know, he does have 358 00:13:07,621 --> 00:13:10,040 a lot of really weird, made-up sounding catchphrases. 359 00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:11,541 Wubba iubba dub dub! 360 00:13:11,625 --> 00:13:13,835 Ricky ticky tavi, beyotch! 361 00:13:13,919 --> 00:13:16,964 And that's the wa-a-a-a-y the news goes. 362 00:13:17,047 --> 00:13:18,173 Hit the sack, Jack. 363 00:13:18,256 --> 00:13:20,008 Uh-oh! Somersault jump. 364 00:13:20,092 --> 00:13:21,093 Aids! 365 00:13:21,510 --> 00:13:25,138 And that's why I always say shum shum shlippedy dop! 366 00:13:25,222 --> 00:13:28,225 Grassss tastes bad-ah. 367 00:13:28,934 --> 00:13:30,352 No jumpin' in the sewer. 368 00:13:30,435 --> 00:13:31,561 Burger time! 369 00:13:31,645 --> 00:13:33,438 Rubber baby baby bunkers! 370 00:13:33,522 --> 00:13:35,440 Lick, lick, lick my balls! 371 00:13:35,524 --> 00:13:36,858 Yeah! 372 00:13:36,942 --> 00:13:38,151 Say that all the time. 373 00:13:39,528 --> 00:13:41,168 That's a fake-ass catchphrase right there. 374 00:13:41,196 --> 00:13:43,365 Yeah, don't forget his incredibly vague back story. 375 00:13:43,448 --> 00:13:44,992 Beth, I'm your father! 376 00:13:45,075 --> 00:13:46,243 Oh, are you, dad? Are you? 377 00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:48,078 Rick, if you want to prove you're real, 378 00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:50,288 just do what any of the rest of us would do and... 379 00:13:50,372 --> 00:13:51,641 And... and open the blast shields 380 00:13:51,665 --> 00:13:53,375 and let us the hell out of here! 381 00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:56,461 Why don't you make me, implausibly naive pubescent boy 382 00:13:56,545 --> 00:13:59,047 with an old Jewish comedy writer's name? 383 00:13:59,131 --> 00:14:00,382 Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! 384 00:14:00,465 --> 00:14:02,592 Woman: In your face! 385 00:14:02,676 --> 00:14:04,302 Give me the gun. 386 00:14:04,386 --> 00:14:07,431 I'm not doing this in front of pencilvester. 387 00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:09,224 Bring him to the garage. 388 00:14:10,684 --> 00:14:13,520 You listen to me, you son of a bitch parasite scum. 389 00:14:13,603 --> 00:14:16,148 We could either do this the easy way or the hard way. 390 00:14:16,231 --> 00:14:17,458 You know, y-y-y... Do you want to live? 391 00:14:17,482 --> 00:14:18,942 Then open the blast shield doors. 392 00:14:19,026 --> 00:14:20,712 Shut up, morty, you brainwashed, little turd 393 00:14:20,736 --> 00:14:23,196 that might not even be real because I'm brainwashed, too. 394 00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:24,990 You know, Rick, this isn't easy for us. 395 00:14:25,073 --> 00:14:26,718 You know, w-we all remember you as a friend. 396 00:14:26,742 --> 00:14:28,493 Oh, oh, oh, really? 397 00:14:28,577 --> 00:14:30,430 Well, I remember you as a whiny, little piece of shit, morty! 398 00:14:30,454 --> 00:14:31,621 - Oh... oh, yeah? - Yeah! 399 00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:33,415 I've got about a thousand memories 400 00:14:33,498 --> 00:14:35,727 of your dumb, little ass and about six of them are pleasant. 401 00:14:35,751 --> 00:14:37,502 The rest is annoying garbage. 402 00:14:37,586 --> 00:14:39,564 So why don't you do us both a favor and pull the trigger? 403 00:14:39,588 --> 00:14:40,714 Do it! Do it, motherfucker! 404 00:14:40,797 --> 00:14:43,717 Pull the fucking trigger! 405 00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:46,386 Oh, wow. 406 00:14:46,470 --> 00:14:48,305 Baby wizard was a parasite? 407 00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:50,182 He set me up with my wife. 408 00:14:50,265 --> 00:14:52,100 What the hell? 409 00:14:52,184 --> 00:14:53,643 I figured it out, Rick! 410 00:14:53,727 --> 00:14:55,246 The parasites can only create pleasant memories. 411 00:14:55,270 --> 00:14:56,480 I know you're real 412 00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:59,608 because I have a ton of bad memories with you! 413 00:14:59,691 --> 00:15:04,780 J” these memories that we have j” 414 00:15:06,615 --> 00:15:12,412 j” these memories that we Cherish j” 415 00:15:12,496 --> 00:15:20,496 j” I wish that we can go back to that time j” 416 00:15:22,214 --> 00:15:24,341 j” ooh, ooh, ooh j” 417 00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:26,593 holy crap, morty, you're right. 418 00:15:26,676 --> 00:15:28,738 Is... is... isn't that what you were trying to make me understand by yelling at me? 419 00:15:28,762 --> 00:15:31,348 Well, yeah, duh-doy. 420 00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:34,184 T-Took you long enough. 421 00:15:35,644 --> 00:15:37,270 Rick: Now let's go, morty. 422 00:15:37,354 --> 00:15:39,439 We got a lot of friends and family to exterminate. 423 00:15:42,859 --> 00:15:45,487 Everybody remain calm! This is gonna take some explaining. 424 00:15:45,570 --> 00:15:48,240 We need to kill everyone that we can only remember fondly. 425 00:15:48,323 --> 00:15:50,408 Who's got a bad memory about Mrs. Refrigerator? 426 00:15:50,492 --> 00:15:53,245 I-I-I—I —- everyone has bad memories of me. 427 00:15:53,328 --> 00:15:55,163 You remember that one time? 428 00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:02,254 Ooh, man, we couldn't stop screaming. 429 00:16:02,337 --> 00:16:05,674 Uh, roller coasters aren't bad, Mrs. Refrigerator. 430 00:16:05,757 --> 00:16:07,384 They're thrilling. 431 00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:10,804 And you've been a perfect companion to me my entire life. 432 00:16:10,887 --> 00:16:12,264 The jig is up! 433 00:16:12,347 --> 00:16:13,849 Get me out of here. 434 00:16:13,932 --> 00:16:15,559 Get me out of here! 435 00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:17,269 Aah! 436 00:16:17,352 --> 00:16:18,812 Oh shit! 437 00:16:18,895 --> 00:16:20,689 Everybody back! If you're not a parasite, 438 00:16:20,772 --> 00:16:22,732 you have nothing to fear. So what about summer? 439 00:16:22,816 --> 00:16:25,610 Why am I always your go-to? 440 00:16:28,405 --> 00:16:30,782 - Never go in my room again. - — I didn't! 441 00:16:30,866 --> 00:16:31,783 She's real. 442 00:16:31,867 --> 00:16:33,535 She's my bitch of a sister. 443 00:16:34,452 --> 00:16:35,537 Nice. 444 00:16:36,955 --> 00:16:37,956 J”j” 445 00:16:38,999 --> 00:16:40,625 mom, are you driving me to... 446 00:16:40,709 --> 00:16:42,419 Hmm? Yeah, yeah, yes. What time? 447 00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:43,795 Oh, my god. Are you drunk? 448 00:16:43,879 --> 00:16:45,380 What are you? 449 00:16:45,463 --> 00:16:46,756 - My wife coach? - Your what? 450 00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:48,341 - — Oh! God! - Oh. Oh, my gosh. 451 00:16:48,425 --> 00:16:49,342 - Oh! God! Mom! - Sweetheart, are you okay? 452 00:16:49,426 --> 00:16:50,594 I didn't mean to... 453 00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:52,846 I'm gonna have a bruise! It's picture day! 454 00:16:52,929 --> 00:16:55,849 It's not... don't overreact. I can clean it up. 455 00:16:55,932 --> 00:16:57,851 I want the police to take me! 456 00:16:57,934 --> 00:16:59,769 Morty, give a gun to the lady 457 00:16:59,853 --> 00:17:01,938 that got pregnant with me too early 458 00:17:02,022 --> 00:17:04,316 and constantly makes it our problem. 459 00:17:04,399 --> 00:17:06,067 Thank you, sweetie. 460 00:17:06,151 --> 00:17:07,068 Beth, Beth, please! 461 00:17:07,152 --> 00:17:08,254 I thought it was too good to be true 462 00:17:08,278 --> 00:17:10,530 that we'd have compatible kidneys. 463 00:17:25,003 --> 00:17:26,463 Come on, man. 464 00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:28,024 Haven't we ever had an uncomfortable silence 465 00:17:28,048 --> 00:17:29,758 or an awkward fart on a road trip? 466 00:17:29,841 --> 00:17:31,760 Come on, pencilvester. Give me anything. 467 00:17:31,843 --> 00:17:33,094 Rick, I'm pencilvester. 468 00:17:33,178 --> 00:17:35,096 Listen to that name. You can't kill me. 469 00:17:35,180 --> 00:17:37,182 You're right. 470 00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:39,559 Kill pencilvester. 471 00:17:50,195 --> 00:17:51,905 Summer, I've always loved you! 472 00:17:51,988 --> 00:17:54,032 Yep. 473 00:18:09,547 --> 00:18:10,548 Oh, my god! 474 00:18:10,632 --> 00:18:12,259 I-I—I thought you went to a concert! 475 00:18:12,342 --> 00:18:15,470 We forgot the tickets! Why in the kitchen?! 476 00:18:15,553 --> 00:18:17,347 I do it everywhere! Stop shaming me! 477 00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:19,140 You're not the victim here! 478 00:18:19,224 --> 00:18:21,160 I hate you, and I was thinking about your friend grace! 479 00:18:21,184 --> 00:18:22,185 Aaaaaah! 480 00:18:27,899 --> 00:18:29,776 Ah. Master Rick. 481 00:18:29,859 --> 00:18:31,778 Remember when you weren't going to shoot me? 482 00:18:33,238 --> 00:18:35,573 I guess /did the Butler! Ha ha! 483 00:18:35,657 --> 00:18:37,492 Does —- d-does that scan? 484 00:18:37,575 --> 00:18:38,827 Oh, I-I get it. 485 00:18:38,910 --> 00:18:40,912 It's a play on "the Butler did it." 486 00:18:40,996 --> 00:18:42,372 Thanks, ghost in a jar. 487 00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:45,542 You always were good at pointing out potentially obscure comedy. 488 00:18:50,422 --> 00:18:52,382 You got to hide me, sleepy Gary. 489 00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:53,800 Don't worry. I have a plan. 490 00:18:53,883 --> 00:18:55,552 If we can get to my boat, there's a... 491 00:18:57,804 --> 00:18:58,930 No. No! 492 00:18:59,014 --> 00:19:02,892 Just send me to Gary. I want to be with Gary. 493 00:19:02,976 --> 00:19:05,103 Oh, god. 494 00:19:05,186 --> 00:19:06,980 Whoa. What the hell? 495 00:19:07,063 --> 00:19:08,440 Look out for that homeless guy! 496 00:19:08,523 --> 00:19:10,734 Open the door! Open the door! Open the door! 497 00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:13,069 There isn't time! Just run! 498 00:19:13,153 --> 00:19:14,738 Get out here and help me! 499 00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:17,490 They say you shouldn't do that! Just run! 500 00:19:17,574 --> 00:19:20,368 Ugh. Sorry, Jerry. You're real. 501 00:19:20,452 --> 00:19:22,579 [Crying I I'm a parasite! 502 00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:24,748 Yeah, but you're real. 503 00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:28,793 Uh, uh, I need time to forget about sleepy Gary. 504 00:19:28,877 --> 00:19:30,295 Me, too. 505 00:19:33,465 --> 00:19:35,383 Rick: From now on, let's all be careful 506 00:19:35,467 --> 00:19:37,844 to wash our hands when we get back from outer space. 507 00:19:37,927 --> 00:19:39,471 That goes for everyone. 508 00:19:39,554 --> 00:19:40,764 This is depressing. 509 00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:42,807 We killed every good person in the house. 510 00:19:42,891 --> 00:19:44,809 We 're what's left? What a family. 511 00:19:44,893 --> 00:19:46,478 At least we're real, Jerry. 512 00:19:46,561 --> 00:19:48,229 We're real. Ricky ticky tavi! 513 00:19:48,313 --> 00:19:50,815 Ooh, whee! Amen to that. 514 00:19:50,899 --> 00:19:53,526 Now, this little poopypants is hungry. 515 00:19:53,610 --> 00:19:55,528 Will somebody pass me a pork chop? 516 00:19:58,656 --> 00:19:59,783 Huh. 517 00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:01,743 I-Is... is something wrong, Beth? 518 00:20:01,826 --> 00:20:02,952 Ow! 519 00:20:03,036 --> 00:20:04,245 Oh, my god! 520 00:20:04,329 --> 00:20:05,455 Rick: No, Beth! Oh fuck! 521 00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:07,332 Wait, but I... 522 00:20:07,415 --> 00:20:08,642 - — Oh, Beth! Why?! - I need an ambulance! 523 00:20:08,666 --> 00:20:10,251 There's been a shooting. My wife shot... 524 00:20:10,335 --> 00:20:13,088 Uh, my... my wife shot a long-time family friend. 525 00:20:13,171 --> 00:20:14,172 Why? 526 00:20:14,506 --> 00:20:15,941 Oh, my god, oh, my god, oh, my god, Mr. Poopybutthole. 527 00:20:15,965 --> 00:20:17,550 - I-I thought -— - Keep breathing! 528 00:20:17,634 --> 00:20:19,302 - Oh, god. What's happening? - Look at me! 529 00:20:19,386 --> 00:20:20,905 Look at me! Don't -— don't fall asleep! 530 00:20:20,929 --> 00:20:22,889 Is... is this what bleeding to death is? 531 00:20:22,972 --> 00:20:24,724 Oh, whee. Is this how I die? 532 00:20:24,808 --> 00:20:25,892 Oh, geez! Oh, my god! 533 00:20:25,975 --> 00:20:27,560 Why would you do this? Beth. 534 00:20:27,644 --> 00:20:29,437 It's not supposed to hurt. 535 00:20:29,521 --> 00:20:30,313 I-I thought... 536 00:20:30,397 --> 00:20:32,399 Ooh, whee. 537 00:20:32,816 --> 00:20:36,653 J”j” 538 00:21:09,269 --> 00:21:12,063 Oh, he... he's looking a lot better. 539 00:21:12,147 --> 00:21:13,940 Rick: Listen, Beth, don't torture yourself. 540 00:21:14,023 --> 00:21:15,900 I made a similar mistake years ago, 541 00:21:15,984 --> 00:21:18,361 but, you know, on a planetary scale. 542 00:21:18,445 --> 00:21:19,904 Is, um, is he mad at me? 543 00:21:19,988 --> 00:21:21,781 He's not pressing charges. 544 00:21:21,865 --> 00:21:24,367 I mean, that's got to be the "you shot me" equivalent 545 00:21:24,451 --> 00:21:26,661 of not being mad. 546 00:21:26,744 --> 00:21:28,455 Can he have visitors? 547 00:21:28,538 --> 00:21:30,790 He'd like to be alone. 548 00:21:30,874 --> 00:21:33,835 He told me to tell you he's sorry 549 00:21:33,918 --> 00:21:35,879 you didn't have bad memories of him? 550 00:21:37,547 --> 00:21:40,758 If you love him, you should leave. 551 00:21:44,721 --> 00:21:47,557 And that's the wa-a-a-a-y the news goes. 552 00:21:49,142 --> 00:21:50,351 Man: Did you get any of that? 553 00:21:50,435 --> 00:21:52,562 Man: It's-a good show-a.