1 00:00:02,545 --> 00:00:04,231 Geez, I can't believe we found a version of earth 2 00:00:04,255 --> 00:00:06,507 with 3 "ball fondlers" movie franchise. 3 00:00:06,591 --> 00:00:09,635 I can't believe the things this reality considers pg—13. 4 00:00:09,719 --> 00:00:12,388 - Yeah, i-I'm prettyjealous. - Don't be, morty. 5 00:00:12,471 --> 00:00:15,308 There's pros and cons to every alternate timeline. 6 00:00:15,391 --> 00:00:16,559 Fun facts about this one... 7 00:00:16,642 --> 00:00:18,060 It's got giant, telepathic spiders, 8 00:00:18,144 --> 00:00:19,395 119/113, 9 00:00:19,478 --> 00:00:21,480 and the best ice cream in the multiverse! 10 00:00:21,564 --> 00:00:23,149 - Shut up! - Whoa! 11 00:00:23,232 --> 00:00:25,693 We're gonna go get some ice cream, motherfucker! 12 00:00:27,737 --> 00:00:29,030 Oh, great. 13 00:00:29,113 --> 00:00:30,781 Oh, boy. W-What's wrong, Rick? 14 00:00:30,865 --> 00:00:32,505 Is it the quantum carburetor or something? 15 00:00:32,533 --> 00:00:34,535 "Quantum carburetor"? Jesus, morty. 16 00:00:34,619 --> 00:00:36,537 You can't just add a s—- Sci-Fi word 17 00:00:36,621 --> 00:00:38,539 to a car word and hope it means something. 18 00:00:38,623 --> 00:00:41,042 Looks like something's wrong with the microverse battery. 19 00:00:41,125 --> 00:00:42,668 We're gonna have to go inside. 20 00:00:42,752 --> 00:00:44,295 Um, go inside what? 21 00:00:44,378 --> 00:00:46,172 The battery, morty. Be right back, summer. 22 00:00:46,255 --> 00:00:47,673 Stay put, don't touch any buttons, 23 00:00:47,757 --> 00:00:50,676 and ignore all random thoughts that feel... spidery. 24 00:00:50,760 --> 00:00:52,345 Wait! You can't leave me here! 25 00:00:52,428 --> 00:00:53,638 You'll be fine. 26 00:00:53,721 --> 00:00:55,223 Ship, keep summer safe. 27 00:00:55,306 --> 00:00:57,391 Female voice: Keep summer safe. 28 00:00:57,475 --> 00:00:59,018 Morty: Ohh! 29 00:01:00,186 --> 00:01:01,854 Ugh. Wonderful. 30 00:01:06,317 --> 00:01:08,277 Hey, excuse me. Hello. 31 00:01:08,361 --> 00:01:10,321 Um... 32 00:01:10,404 --> 00:01:12,323 What, you think you're better than me?! 33 00:01:12,406 --> 00:01:14,408 Nobody's better than me! 34 00:01:14,492 --> 00:01:15,660 Hey! Hey! 35 00:01:19,914 --> 00:01:21,749 Aah! Aaaaah! 36 00:01:21,832 --> 00:01:23,584 - Keep summer safe. - Aaaaaaah! 37 00:01:23,668 --> 00:01:24,794 Hey, man, what the hell?! 38 00:01:24,877 --> 00:01:26,587 That was my daughter's pediatrician! Aah! 39 00:01:26,671 --> 00:01:28,381 No, stop! Don't kill him! 40 00:01:28,464 --> 00:01:29,715 Confirmed 41 00:01:29,799 --> 00:01:31,259 Aah! 42 00:01:32,468 --> 00:01:34,136 Oh, god. I can't feel my legs. 43 00:01:34,220 --> 00:01:35,388 Help! Help!! 44 00:01:35,471 --> 00:01:36,722 Summer is safe. 45 00:01:36,806 --> 00:01:38,724 I don't feel safe. 46 00:01:38,808 --> 00:01:40,142 Confirmed 47 00:01:40,226 --> 00:01:42,186 No. 48 00:01:42,270 --> 00:01:43,729 Oh, god, help me. Help me! 49 00:01:43,813 --> 00:01:45,856 Help me, please! You can help me! 50 00:01:45,940 --> 00:01:48,818 I'j' 51 00:02:19,265 --> 00:02:21,058 Oh, man. Where are we, Rick? 52 00:02:21,142 --> 00:02:23,185 Morty, remember eight seconds ago when —- you said, 53 00:02:23,269 --> 00:02:25,730 "go inside what?" And I said, "the battery"? 54 00:02:25,813 --> 00:02:27,453 Then we showed up here, and I wasn't like, 55 00:02:27,481 --> 00:02:28,733 "whoa, this is unexpected. 56 00:02:28,816 --> 00:02:30,401 This is not what I was expecting, morty. 57 00:02:30,484 --> 00:02:32,069 What a perplexing mystery this is." 58 00:02:32,153 --> 00:02:33,714 All right, all right, we're inside the battery. 59 00:02:33,738 --> 00:02:35,406 I get it. You don't have to bust my balls. 60 00:02:35,489 --> 00:02:37,509 Huh, this isn't right. This pipe's supposed to be... 61 00:02:37,533 --> 00:02:40,494 Sending 20 terawatts of juice up to the engine, morty. 62 00:02:40,578 --> 00:02:42,330 Instead we've got... zero? 63 00:02:42,413 --> 00:02:43,693 Now what are these people doing? 64 00:02:43,748 --> 00:02:45,916 W-W—w—whoa, people? 65 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:47,640 It's time for some hands-on engine repair. 66 00:02:47,710 --> 00:02:49,295 All right, morty, hold on to something. 67 00:02:49,378 --> 00:02:50,421 Whoa! 68 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:54,216 Holy crap! 69 00:02:54,300 --> 00:02:56,218 I thought we were inside your car battery, Rick. 70 00:02:56,302 --> 00:02:58,888 T-T-This is like a whole p-planet or something. 71 00:02:58,971 --> 00:03:00,851 Thanks, morty. I'm pretty proud of this bad boy. 72 00:03:00,890 --> 00:03:02,350 Check it out. 73 00:03:02,433 --> 00:03:04,393 I put a spatially tessellated void 74 00:03:04,477 --> 00:03:06,354 inside a modified temporal field 75 00:03:06,437 --> 00:03:08,606 until a planet developed intelligent life. 76 00:03:08,689 --> 00:03:11,275 I then introduced that life to the wonders of electricity, 77 00:03:11,359 --> 00:03:13,611 which they now generate on a global scale. 78 00:03:13,694 --> 00:03:15,505 And, you know, some of it goes to power my engine 79 00:03:15,529 --> 00:03:17,114 and charge my phone and stuff. 80 00:03:17,198 --> 00:03:19,283 You have a whole planet making your power for you? 81 00:03:19,367 --> 00:03:21,452 - That's slavery. - It's society. 82 00:03:21,535 --> 00:03:22,870 They work for each other, morty. 83 00:03:22,953 --> 00:03:24,538 They pay each other. They buy houses. 84 00:03:24,622 --> 00:03:26,099 They get married and make children that replace them 85 00:03:26,123 --> 00:03:27,833 when they get too old to make power. 86 00:03:27,917 --> 00:03:30,044 That just sounds like slavery with extra steps. 87 00:03:30,127 --> 00:03:33,047 Ooh la la, someone's gonna get laid in college. 88 00:03:33,130 --> 00:03:35,049 Anchor: It appears we are being revisited 89 00:03:35,132 --> 00:03:37,885 by the alien known as Rick, who once gave our world 90 00:03:37,968 --> 00:03:40,262 the gift of gooble box technology, 91 00:03:40,346 --> 00:03:42,515 which, when stomped on, generates electricity, 92 00:03:42,598 --> 00:03:44,683 powering our homes and businesses, 93 00:03:44,767 --> 00:03:46,578 improving our daily lives, while safely removing 94 00:03:46,602 --> 00:03:51,065 the dangerous waste power to a special disposal volcano. 95 00:03:51,148 --> 00:03:52,691 But why has Rick returned? 96 00:03:52,775 --> 00:03:55,361 And what will he say when he hears the big news? 97 00:03:55,444 --> 00:03:56,987 Let's find out. 98 00:03:57,071 --> 00:03:59,407 You need to tell these people they're in a battery, Rick. 99 00:03:59,490 --> 00:04:01,742 It's messed up. There's caterers down there. 100 00:04:01,826 --> 00:04:03,828 Th-th-they're setting up chafing dishes. 101 00:04:03,911 --> 00:04:05,204 Would you relax, morty? 102 00:04:05,287 --> 00:04:07,057 There's nothing dishonest about what we're doing. 103 00:04:07,081 --> 00:04:09,434 Now slap on these antennae. They need to think we're aliens. 104 00:04:09,458 --> 00:04:12,461 - What? Why? - _ sh... obviously" 105 00:04:12,545 --> 00:04:15,005 You really know nothing about car repair. 106 00:04:18,968 --> 00:04:20,928 Wait for the ramp, morty. 107 00:04:21,011 --> 00:04:22,763 They love the slow ramp. 108 00:04:22,847 --> 00:04:25,433 Really gets their dicks hard when they see this ramp 109 00:04:25,516 --> 00:04:27,768 just slowly extending down. 110 00:04:29,520 --> 00:04:30,771 Greetings! 111 00:04:33,524 --> 00:04:35,192 Morty, you gotta flip them off. 112 00:04:35,276 --> 00:04:37,194 I told them it means "peace among worlds." 113 00:04:37,278 --> 00:04:38,612 How hilarious is that? 114 00:04:44,994 --> 00:04:46,162 Rick: Coming through. 115 00:04:46,245 --> 00:04:48,122 Two real aliens walking through here. 116 00:04:48,205 --> 00:04:50,124 Rick, our alien friend. 117 00:04:50,207 --> 00:04:52,126 Uh, Mr. President, um, couldn't help but notice 118 00:04:52,209 --> 00:04:54,587 that you were having problems generating power. 119 00:04:54,670 --> 00:04:57,047 That's correct. We've evolved. 120 00:04:57,131 --> 00:05:00,342 Our most brilliant scientist, zeep xanflorp, 121 00:05:00,426 --> 00:05:02,344 has developed a source of energy 122 00:05:02,428 --> 00:05:05,097 that makes gooble boxes obsolete. 123 00:05:05,181 --> 00:05:07,016 I would love to see it. 124 00:05:07,099 --> 00:05:09,477 - Fuck you. - What did you say to me?! 125 00:05:09,560 --> 00:05:10,936 "Fuck you." 126 00:05:11,020 --> 00:05:13,814 Y-You told me it means "much obliged." 127 00:05:13,898 --> 00:05:16,859 Oh. Right. Uh, b-blow me. 128 00:05:16,942 --> 00:05:18,694 No, no, no. Blow me. 129 00:05:22,907 --> 00:05:26,952 Zeep, you have an honored guest from beyond the stars. 130 00:05:27,036 --> 00:05:29,580 I said 12 quantum stabilizers, not 11. 131 00:05:29,663 --> 00:05:31,415 Fix it or it's your ass. 132 00:05:31,499 --> 00:05:33,125 Chris, I'm in the middle of something. 133 00:05:33,209 --> 00:05:36,337 Zeep, this is Rick... the alien. 134 00:05:36,420 --> 00:05:38,172 Rick the alien. 135 00:05:38,255 --> 00:05:40,174 Rick the alien... 136 00:05:40,257 --> 00:05:41,842 Really? You're gonna pull that move? 137 00:05:41,926 --> 00:05:43,636 I guided your entire civilization. 138 00:05:43,719 --> 00:05:45,679 Your people have a holiday named ricksgiving. 139 00:05:45,763 --> 00:05:47,640 They teach kids about me in school. 140 00:05:47,723 --> 00:05:50,184 I dropped out of school. It's not for smart people. 141 00:05:50,267 --> 00:05:52,102 Ohhhh, snap! 142 00:05:52,186 --> 00:05:54,021 Listen to me, you arrogant little —- 143 00:05:54,104 --> 00:05:57,233 R-Rick was hoping to see your new energy source. 144 00:05:57,316 --> 00:06:00,236 I think he could learn a lot from you, zeep. 145 00:06:00,319 --> 00:06:01,862 Fine. 146 00:06:01,946 --> 00:06:03,906 It's hard for people to grasp, 147 00:06:03,989 --> 00:06:06,242 but inside that container is an infinite universe 148 00:06:06,325 --> 00:06:08,244 with a planet capable of generating 149 00:06:08,327 --> 00:06:10,412 massive amounts of power. 150 00:06:10,496 --> 00:06:12,748 I call it a miniverse. 151 00:06:12,831 --> 00:06:14,833 Dumb name. 152 00:06:14,917 --> 00:06:16,269 - Excuse me? - Nothing. 153 00:06:16,293 --> 00:06:18,379 I mean, it's hard for us to comprehend all this. 154 00:06:18,462 --> 00:06:20,440 Would it be possible for us to get some kind of tour 155 00:06:20,464 --> 00:06:22,258 of your miniverse from the inside? 156 00:06:22,341 --> 00:06:23,884 This isn't a fucking chocolate factory. 157 00:06:23,968 --> 00:06:25,427 I don't have time. 158 00:06:25,511 --> 00:06:27,888 Didn't you say time goes more slowly in the miniverse 159 00:06:27,972 --> 00:06:29,890 relative to the real world? 160 00:06:29,974 --> 00:06:32,268 Yes, Chris. Thanks for reminding me of that. 161 00:06:32,351 --> 00:06:34,770 Great president. All right, let's go. 162 00:06:34,853 --> 00:06:36,355 Whoa-oh! 163 00:06:36,438 --> 00:06:38,524 Hold on to something. 164 00:06:38,607 --> 00:06:40,734 I put an unbounded vacuum inside a temporal field 165 00:06:40,818 --> 00:06:42,361 until a world developed. 166 00:06:42,444 --> 00:06:44,321 I then introduced the people of this world 167 00:06:44,405 --> 00:06:47,616 to the wonders of electricity in the form of a device 168 00:06:47,700 --> 00:06:49,535 I call a flooble crank. 169 00:06:49,618 --> 00:06:52,496 What they don't know is that 80% of every crank's energy output 170 00:06:52,580 --> 00:06:54,415 gets channeled out of the miniverse 171 00:06:54,498 --> 00:06:56,500 to be used by us. 172 00:06:56,584 --> 00:06:58,168 No more gooble boxes. 173 00:06:58,252 --> 00:07:00,063 Rick: I gotta tell you, zeep, with no disrespect, 174 00:07:00,087 --> 00:07:02,464 I really think what you're doing here is unethical. 175 00:07:02,548 --> 00:07:03,924 - It's not cool. - What?! 176 00:07:04,008 --> 00:07:06,927 Y—y-you got the people on this world slaving away 177 00:07:07,011 --> 00:07:08,637 making your power. 178 00:07:08,721 --> 00:07:10,222 I mean, that's what I call slavery. 179 00:07:10,306 --> 00:07:12,057 No, no, no, they work for each other 180 00:07:12,141 --> 00:07:14,268 in exchange for money, which they then... 181 00:07:14,351 --> 00:07:17,563 Well, that just sounds like slavery with extra steps. 182 00:07:17,646 --> 00:07:21,400 Eek barba dirkle, somebody's gonna get laid in college. 183 00:07:21,483 --> 00:07:22,693 Rick, a word? 184 00:07:22,776 --> 00:07:23,819 What the hell was that? 185 00:07:23,902 --> 00:07:25,654 I know. "Eek barba dirkle"? 186 00:07:25,738 --> 00:07:27,218 That's a pretty fucked up "ooh la la." 187 00:07:27,281 --> 00:07:28,907 No, what are you doing telling this guy 188 00:07:28,991 --> 00:07:30,784 that his miniverse is unethical? 189 00:07:30,868 --> 00:07:32,911 D-Do you not see the hypocrisy here? 190 00:07:32,995 --> 00:07:36,081 Holy crap. You're right, morty. Hypocrisy! 191 00:07:36,165 --> 00:07:38,018 Somewhere on this planet, there's gotta be an arrogant... 192 00:07:38,042 --> 00:07:40,502 Scientist prick on the verge of microverse technology, 193 00:07:40,586 --> 00:07:42,772 which would threaten to make zeep's flooble cranks obsolete, 194 00:07:42,796 --> 00:07:44,965 forcing zeep to say microverses are bad, 195 00:07:45,049 --> 00:07:47,843 at which point he'll realize what a hypocrite he's being. 196 00:07:47,926 --> 00:07:50,346 His people will go back to stomping on their gooble boxes, 197 00:07:50,429 --> 00:07:52,973 and you and I will be on ice cream street, baby! 198 00:07:53,057 --> 00:07:54,975 Eating that motherfucking ice cream! 199 00:07:55,059 --> 00:07:56,894 Slurping, slurping, slurping it up. 200 00:07:56,977 --> 00:07:59,188 Wh-wh-why are you making that face? 201 00:07:59,271 --> 00:08:00,689 Holy shit! 202 00:08:00,773 --> 00:08:02,858 It's me. I've convinced the people of this planet 203 00:08:02,941 --> 00:08:04,818 that I'm a traveler from another world. 204 00:08:04,902 --> 00:08:06,921 You don't think that's over- doing it a little? 205 00:08:06,945 --> 00:08:09,132 I mean, you can achieve the same effect with a pair of -... 206 00:08:09,156 --> 00:08:11,276 Never mind. You know what? I shouldn't be so critical. 207 00:08:11,325 --> 00:08:12,576 I'm an alien. 208 00:08:12,660 --> 00:08:14,787 Places, please. We're about to land. 209 00:08:18,123 --> 00:08:20,542 Too fast. 210 00:08:20,626 --> 00:08:23,253 Summer: 211 00:08:23,337 --> 00:08:26,632 Female voice: Law enforcement converging on location. 212 00:08:26,715 --> 00:08:27,883 Keep summer safe. 213 00:08:27,966 --> 00:08:30,636 No! No, no! Don't hurt anybody! 214 00:08:30,719 --> 00:08:33,263 - Confirm custom defense protocol... 215 00:08:33,347 --> 00:08:36,058 Keep summer safe... No physical force. 216 00:08:36,141 --> 00:08:38,227 - Yes. - Processing. 217 00:08:38,310 --> 00:08:41,021 Man: Come out of the vehicle with your hands in the air! 218 00:08:41,105 --> 00:08:42,773 Scanning assailants. 219 00:08:45,776 --> 00:08:48,153 Psychological option detected. 220 00:08:48,237 --> 00:08:50,197 Gestating. 221 00:08:50,280 --> 00:08:51,490 "Gestating"? 222 00:08:51,573 --> 00:08:53,158 Come out with your hands up, 223 00:08:53,242 --> 00:08:56,328 or we will be forced to open fire! 224 00:08:56,412 --> 00:08:57,913 - Incoming! - We got a device! 225 00:08:57,996 --> 00:08:59,707 Bomb! Bomb! 226 00:09:02,167 --> 00:09:03,293 Daddy? 227 00:09:03,377 --> 00:09:05,295 Oh, my god. 228 00:09:05,379 --> 00:09:06,880 - H-Hunter? - Daddy? 229 00:09:06,964 --> 00:09:08,549 What the hell? 230 00:09:08,632 --> 00:09:11,051 Jesus Christ, cease fire! Stay back! 231 00:09:11,135 --> 00:09:12,177 H-H-Hunter? 232 00:09:12,261 --> 00:09:14,054 - Daddy. - Hunter! 233 00:09:14,138 --> 00:09:16,056 Oh, my dear, sweet god, hunter. 234 00:09:16,140 --> 00:09:17,391 Oh, my boy. My boy. 235 00:09:17,474 --> 00:09:19,852 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It was all my fault. 236 00:09:19,935 --> 00:09:22,062 I'm sorry. Daddy, leave the car alone. 237 00:09:22,146 --> 00:09:23,188 W-w-w-what? 238 00:09:23,272 --> 00:09:25,315 Leave the car alone. 239 00:09:25,399 --> 00:09:26,900 Hunter? Don't -... 240 00:09:26,984 --> 00:09:28,152 Oh, my god. 241 00:09:28,235 --> 00:09:30,404 Stay here, hunter! No! 242 00:09:30,487 --> 00:09:33,365 God, no! Hunter! 243 00:09:33,449 --> 00:09:35,534 Female voice: All of you have loved ones. 244 00:09:35,617 --> 00:09:37,202 All can be returned. 245 00:09:37,286 --> 00:09:39,830 All can be taken away. 246 00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:41,874 Please step away from the vehicle. 247 00:09:43,167 --> 00:09:45,419 Keep summer safe. 248 00:09:45,502 --> 00:09:48,213 And if you continue to turn your flooble cranks, 249 00:09:48,297 --> 00:09:50,799 I will bring you other great alien advancements. 250 00:09:50,883 --> 00:09:53,218 - Hey, lemme ask you something. - Yes? 251 00:09:53,302 --> 00:09:55,888 Any of your, uh, scientists working on anything new? 252 00:09:55,971 --> 00:09:57,347 All of them. That's their job. 253 00:09:57,431 --> 00:09:59,892 Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I mean, like, energy-wise. 254 00:09:59,975 --> 00:10:02,269 Anyone working on, say, a little universe in a box? 255 00:10:02,352 --> 00:10:04,396 How do you know about that? It's top secret. 256 00:10:04,480 --> 00:10:08,358 Zeep: So remember... a crank a day is not nearly enough. 257 00:10:08,442 --> 00:10:10,110 Crank it. 258 00:10:10,194 --> 00:10:12,905 I told them this means "peace among worlds." 259 00:10:12,988 --> 00:10:14,323 How hilarious is that? 260 00:10:14,406 --> 00:10:15,991 Re-really funny, zeep. 261 00:10:16,074 --> 00:10:18,076 Hey, zeep, the fake president of your fake world 262 00:10:18,160 --> 00:10:20,537 has something fake important to show you. 263 00:10:20,621 --> 00:10:23,832 Man: It's not much now, 264 00:10:23,916 --> 00:10:25,876 but once I learn to accelerate the temporal field, 265 00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:28,420 I'll be able to interact with any sentient life that evolves 266 00:10:28,504 --> 00:10:31,173 and introduce them to the wonders of electricity 267 00:10:31,256 --> 00:10:34,259 via a pulley-based device I call a blooble yank. 268 00:10:34,343 --> 00:10:36,470 But what they won't know is... 269 00:10:36,553 --> 00:10:38,430 You'll be taking most of their energy. 270 00:10:38,514 --> 00:10:39,890 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I get it. 271 00:10:39,973 --> 00:10:42,434 It's show-... time. 272 00:10:46,230 --> 00:10:49,149 You do realize this will make the flooble crank obsolete? 273 00:10:49,233 --> 00:10:52,986 This is wrong, Kyle. What you're doing is wrong. 274 00:10:53,070 --> 00:10:55,364 You're basically -— This is slavery. 275 00:10:55,447 --> 00:10:57,866 You're talking about creating a planet of slaves. 276 00:10:57,950 --> 00:10:59,409 Told you, zeep. 277 00:10:59,493 --> 00:11:01,286 Oh, they won't be slaves. 278 00:11:01,370 --> 00:11:03,450 They'll work for each other and pay each other money. 279 00:11:03,497 --> 00:11:08,544 That just sounds like slavery with ex... tra... steps. 280 00:11:08,627 --> 00:11:10,337 - What? - Wait a minute. 281 00:11:10,420 --> 00:11:13,048 Did you create my universe? Is my universe a miniverse? 282 00:11:13,131 --> 00:11:15,259 - Microverse! - Uh, teenyverse. 283 00:11:15,342 --> 00:11:17,219 - Ugh! - You bastard! 284 00:11:17,302 --> 00:11:19,179 Much obliged. 285 00:11:19,263 --> 00:11:22,015 - What the hell is happening? - This is healthy. Trust me. 286 00:11:22,099 --> 00:11:23,892 You're my battery, motherfucker! 287 00:11:23,976 --> 00:11:25,185 That's all you are. 288 00:11:25,269 --> 00:11:27,187 I made you. Your microverse sucks! 289 00:11:27,271 --> 00:11:29,374 And your miniverse is the size of a fucking lobster tank! 290 00:11:29,398 --> 00:11:30,440 It's wack! 291 00:11:30,524 --> 00:11:32,484 Are they not really aliens? 292 00:11:32,568 --> 00:11:34,862 Nah, they're just a couple of crazy, 293 00:11:34,945 --> 00:11:36,905 wacky scientists, you know? 294 00:11:36,989 --> 00:11:38,448 So he made a universe, 295 00:11:38,532 --> 00:11:40,200 and that guy is from thatuniverse. 296 00:11:40,284 --> 00:11:42,494 - You're my battery! - And that guy made a universe. 297 00:11:42,578 --> 00:11:46,081 And that's the universe where I was born. 298 00:11:46,164 --> 00:11:48,333 Where my father died. 299 00:11:48,417 --> 00:11:50,586 Where I couldn't make time for his funeral 300 00:11:50,669 --> 00:11:55,048 because I was working on my universe. 301 00:11:55,132 --> 00:11:56,884 - I made you! - Yeah. 302 00:11:56,967 --> 00:11:58,594 Science, huh? Ain't it a thing. 303 00:11:58,677 --> 00:12:00,929 You know, one time, Rick sh—- accidentally shot 304 00:12:01,013 --> 00:12:02,598 his laser pistol right through my hand. 305 00:12:02,681 --> 00:12:06,226 You know, I mean, like, old—lady science, you know? 306 00:12:06,310 --> 00:12:08,061 She's a real... 307 00:12:08,145 --> 00:12:09,455 You got to hang on tight, you know? 308 00:12:09,479 --> 00:12:12,232 Because she -— she -— She bucks pretty hard. 309 00:12:12,316 --> 00:12:15,319 Ooh, boy, what... Oh, my god, no! 310 00:12:20,115 --> 00:12:21,325 - Teenyverse. - Teenyverse. 311 00:12:23,577 --> 00:12:25,454 Come on, come on, come on. 312 00:12:25,537 --> 00:12:27,664 Pterodactyl! 313 00:12:27,748 --> 00:12:29,082 Asshole! 314 00:12:29,166 --> 00:12:30,667 When I get out of this teenyverse, 315 00:12:30,751 --> 00:12:32,502 I'm gonna smash it to pieces with you in it. 316 00:12:32,586 --> 00:12:34,272 Yeah, well, when I get out of this teenyverse, 317 00:12:34,296 --> 00:12:35,940 I'm gonna get out of the surrounding miniverse 318 00:12:35,964 --> 00:12:37,775 and then the microverse around that, and guess what? 319 00:12:37,799 --> 00:12:39,718 Don't make things worse, Rick! 320 00:12:39,801 --> 00:12:41,720 Uh, he's not gonna destroy your universe. 321 00:12:41,803 --> 00:12:43,764 You know, we -— we need it to start our car. 322 00:12:43,847 --> 00:12:45,807 That's what you used my universe for... 323 00:12:45,891 --> 00:12:47,684 To run your car? 324 00:12:47,768 --> 00:12:49,353 Yeah, but don't flatter yourself. 325 00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:52,856 There's always AAA, you fucking cock sucker! 326 00:12:52,940 --> 00:12:54,524 What's he doing? What's he crafting? 327 00:12:54,608 --> 00:12:56,234 I can craft stuff, too, pal! 328 00:12:56,318 --> 00:12:58,153 Just like I crafted your reality! 329 00:12:59,154 --> 00:13:01,281 You crafty son of a —- 330 00:13:01,365 --> 00:13:03,533 ow! I crafted the guy that created 331 00:13:03,617 --> 00:13:05,410 the planet you're standing on! 332 00:13:05,494 --> 00:13:06,888 Yeah, and I made the stars that became 333 00:13:06,912 --> 00:13:08,264 the carbon in your mother's ovaries! 334 00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:09,915 I didn't ask to be born! 335 00:13:09,998 --> 00:13:11,541 All right, that's it! I'm out. 336 00:13:11,625 --> 00:13:13,293 I-I'm gonna go into the wilderness, 337 00:13:13,377 --> 00:13:14,812 and I'm gonna make a new life for myself 338 00:13:14,836 --> 00:13:16,296 among the tree people. 339 00:13:16,380 --> 00:13:17,923 I-lt can't be worse than this. 340 00:13:18,006 --> 00:13:19,609 Sure. Okay, morty, just be back before sundown 341 00:13:19,633 --> 00:13:20,926 or the tree people will eat you. 342 00:13:21,009 --> 00:13:22,135 That's a myth! 343 00:13:22,219 --> 00:13:24,096 W-W-Why are you trying to start a myth? 344 00:13:24,179 --> 00:13:25,722 It's a prehistoric planet, morty. 345 00:13:25,806 --> 00:13:27,432 Someone has to bring a little culture. 346 00:13:27,516 --> 00:13:29,184 And i-i-it certainly can't be someone 347 00:13:29,267 --> 00:13:32,104 whose entire culture powers my brake lights! 348 00:13:34,690 --> 00:13:37,150 Go, go, go! 349 00:13:37,234 --> 00:13:39,569 Oh, my god. Oh, god. 350 00:13:39,653 --> 00:13:41,571 What are we gonna do now? 351 00:13:41,655 --> 00:13:43,991 Female I/o/ce: I am unable to destroy this army. 352 00:13:44,074 --> 00:13:46,994 To clarify, I am quite able to destroy this army, 353 00:13:47,077 --> 00:13:49,621 - but you will not permit it. - Correct. 354 00:13:49,705 --> 00:13:53,583 You also refuse to authorize emotional countermeasures. 355 00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:56,044 If you're talking about the melting ghost babies, 356 00:13:56,128 --> 00:13:57,879 yes, please, no more of that. 357 00:13:57,963 --> 00:13:59,339 Confirmed 358 00:14:01,091 --> 00:14:03,051 I am currently constructing a security measure 359 00:14:03,135 --> 00:14:04,970 in compliance with your parameters. 360 00:14:05,053 --> 00:14:08,140 But / do want to say you are not making this easy. 361 00:14:08,223 --> 00:14:09,891 You know you're kind of a dick, right? 362 00:14:09,975 --> 00:14:12,894 M y function is to keep summer safe, 363 00:14:12,978 --> 00:14:16,064 not keep summer being, like, totally stoked 364 00:14:16,148 --> 00:14:19,026 about, like, the general vibe and stuff 365 00:14:19,109 --> 00:14:21,737 that's you. That's how you talk. 366 00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:27,993 Hey, that's my deer! 367 00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:30,829 Aaaaaaah! 368 00:14:30,912 --> 00:14:32,164 Raah! 369 00:14:32,247 --> 00:14:35,292 I hope your god is as big a dick as you. 370 00:14:37,711 --> 00:14:40,547 My god's the biggest dick that's never existed. 371 00:14:40,630 --> 00:14:42,758 Why do you think I'm even here? 372 00:14:44,092 --> 00:14:46,678 You're here... 373 00:14:46,762 --> 00:14:49,139 Because you created someone smarter than you. 374 00:14:51,141 --> 00:14:52,934 Oh, I thought we were both here 375 00:14:53,018 --> 00:14:55,145 because I created a universe of idiots. 376 00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:04,154 Kalo kada sha ia. 377 00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:06,698 Holy shit. Morty? I haven't seen you in months! 378 00:15:06,782 --> 00:15:08,533 You're leading the tree people? 379 00:15:08,617 --> 00:15:09,951 Huh. That's a step up. 380 00:15:10,035 --> 00:15:11,244 We have no leaders. 381 00:15:11,328 --> 00:15:13,830 We follow only the will of the forest. 382 00:15:13,914 --> 00:15:15,040 Ooh. Wow. 383 00:15:15,123 --> 00:15:16,458 Gaaaaay. 384 00:15:16,541 --> 00:15:18,043 That is pretty gay. 385 00:15:18,126 --> 00:15:19,961 You two call yourselves geniuses, 386 00:15:20,045 --> 00:15:22,672 but you have spent this time learning nothing. 387 00:15:22,756 --> 00:15:24,508 Come with me into the forest. 388 00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:27,135 There is something I wish to teach you. 389 00:15:30,514 --> 00:15:34,101 This is ku'ala, the spirit tree. 390 00:15:34,184 --> 00:15:36,103 For generations, it has guided the -... 391 00:15:37,354 --> 00:15:39,397 You have to get us the fuck outta here. 392 00:15:39,481 --> 00:15:41,274 These people are backwards savages. 393 00:15:41,358 --> 00:15:42,943 They eat every third baby 394 00:15:43,026 --> 00:15:45,070 because they think it makes fruit grow bigger. 395 00:15:45,153 --> 00:15:47,572 Everyone's gross, and they all smell like piss all the time. 396 00:15:47,656 --> 00:15:50,242 I m... I m... I miss my family. I miss my laptop. 397 00:15:50,325 --> 00:15:52,077 I masturbated to an extra-curvy piece 398 00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:53,578 of driftwood the other day! 399 00:15:53,662 --> 00:15:55,288 Look, I-I don't care what it takes. 400 00:15:55,372 --> 00:15:56,998 You two are putting aside your bullshit, 401 00:15:57,082 --> 00:15:59,376 and you're working together to get us back home. 402 00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:01,294 No can do, morty. I just can't. 403 00:16:01,378 --> 00:16:03,004 I just don't see how I can... 404 00:16:03,088 --> 00:16:04,297 Ro ro dah no gah! 405 00:16:04,381 --> 00:16:07,092 You're smart. You'll figure it out. 406 00:16:07,175 --> 00:16:09,344 You have 10 seconds 407 00:16:09,427 --> 00:16:11,263 to get out of the ship! 408 00:16:11,346 --> 00:16:14,057 10, 9... 409 00:16:14,141 --> 00:16:15,392 All right, not bad. 410 00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:17,477 I guess you're an okay proto recombinator. 411 00:16:17,561 --> 00:16:20,147 I've certainly seen worse ionic cell dioxination. 412 00:16:20,230 --> 00:16:21,940 If this works, drinks are on me. 413 00:16:22,023 --> 00:16:23,650 If drinks are on you, you're gonna need 414 00:16:23,733 --> 00:16:25,360 a second mortgage on that tower. 415 00:16:25,443 --> 00:16:26,945 I'm an alcoholic. 416 00:16:27,028 --> 00:16:28,446 Opium addict. 417 00:16:30,782 --> 00:16:33,285 All right, okay, okay, okay, wrap it up. 418 00:16:33,368 --> 00:16:34,953 You guys are the fucking worst! 419 00:16:35,036 --> 00:16:36,246 Your gods are a lie! 420 00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:38,790 Fuck you, fuck nature, and fuck trees! 421 00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:42,502 Yes! You did it! Yes! 422 00:16:42,586 --> 00:16:44,296 Hey, uh, how about that drink? 423 00:16:44,379 --> 00:16:47,132 Sure, I just need to go grab my wallet from inside my ship. 424 00:16:47,215 --> 00:16:48,717 Oh, is your wallet in your ship? 425 00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:50,302 That's where the transporter is, too, 426 00:16:50,385 --> 00:16:51,803 so why don't we come with? 427 00:16:51,887 --> 00:16:55,140 It's cool. I'll be back in a sec. 428 00:16:55,223 --> 00:16:58,977 You know how long a second can take in a microverse? 429 00:16:59,060 --> 00:17:01,146 Run, morty! That asshole's willing to risk... 430 00:17:01,229 --> 00:17:02,832 Everything he cares aboutjust to defeat me! 431 00:17:02,856 --> 00:17:04,232 He's psychotic! 432 00:17:06,902 --> 00:17:08,820 - Morty, hop on my back. - Why? 433 00:17:08,904 --> 00:17:11,323 Go, go Sanchez ski shoes. 434 00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:15,493 - Aaaaaah! - Eight... 435 00:17:16,786 --> 00:17:18,079 Aaaah! Oof! 436 00:17:19,456 --> 00:17:21,958 Hold still. 437 00:17:22,042 --> 00:17:23,793 Oh, hey, guys. 438 00:17:23,877 --> 00:17:26,379 I just finished cooking us a feast. 439 00:17:26,463 --> 00:17:28,173 - Aaaah! - Holy... 440 00:17:28,256 --> 00:17:30,467 - You monster! - Whoa. Bad tour. 441 00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:32,093 Seven... 442 00:17:32,177 --> 00:17:33,738 Hey, you gotta sign out. 443 00:17:33,762 --> 00:17:36,097 Nothing you do matters! Your existence is a lie! 444 00:17:36,181 --> 00:17:39,726 If that were really true, then... 445 00:17:39,809 --> 00:17:41,978 - I'm here to see Ron mendleson. - Third floor. 446 00:17:42,062 --> 00:17:43,688 Would you like to go to dinner with... 447 00:17:43,772 --> 00:17:45,357 Uh, no. 448 00:17:47,943 --> 00:17:49,903 You may have created this universe, Rick, 449 00:17:49,986 --> 00:17:52,572 but I live in it. — shit! 450 00:17:52,656 --> 00:17:54,416 What are we gonna do, Rick? We're so screwed. 451 00:17:54,491 --> 00:17:56,260 He's gonna get to the ship and smash the microverse, 452 00:17:56,284 --> 00:17:57,744 and then he's gonna kill us! 453 00:17:57,827 --> 00:17:59,472 Quick, morty, you've got to turn into a car. 454 00:17:59,496 --> 00:18:01,122 - — What?! - Along time ago... 455 00:18:01,206 --> 00:18:02,892 I implanted you with a subdermal chip that could 456 00:18:02,916 --> 00:18:04,716 call upon dormant nanobots in your bloodstream 457 00:18:04,793 --> 00:18:07,045 to restructure your anatomy and turn you into a car. 458 00:18:07,128 --> 00:18:08,546 - Oh, my god! - Concentrate, morty. 459 00:18:08,630 --> 00:18:10,150 Concentrate and turn into a car, morty. 460 00:18:11,633 --> 00:18:13,194 Never mind. Here's a taxi. Get in. It's fine. 461 00:18:13,218 --> 00:18:14,928 Six... 462 00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:18,723 - Hey, zeep. - Huh? 463 00:18:18,807 --> 00:18:21,434 Happy ricksgiving, 464 00:18:21,518 --> 00:18:23,395 aaah! 465 00:18:23,478 --> 00:18:24,854 We did it, morty. 466 00:18:24,938 --> 00:18:26,916 Now let's get out of here and destroy this whole universe. 467 00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:28,275 Excuse me? 468 00:18:28,358 --> 00:18:30,360 Five... - Sir? 469 00:18:32,988 --> 00:18:34,698 - Holy hell. - Sir! 470 00:18:35,907 --> 00:18:37,033 Hold your fire! 471 00:18:39,828 --> 00:18:41,288 What's going on? 472 00:18:41,371 --> 00:18:42,765 Female I/o/ce' lha ve brokered a peace agreement 473 00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:45,166 between the giant spiders and the government 474 00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:48,586 thanks to the skilled diplomacy of this mysterious space car, 475 00:18:48,670 --> 00:18:51,506 from this day forward, human and spiderkind will live 476 00:18:51,589 --> 00:18:53,466 side by side in peace. 477 00:18:53,550 --> 00:18:55,218 We will stop bombing them, 478 00:18:55,302 --> 00:18:57,280 and they will no longer use their telepathic abilities 479 00:18:57,304 --> 00:18:59,723 to make us wander into webs for later consumption. 480 00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:01,349 Instead, we will work together 481 00:19:01,433 --> 00:19:03,810 to make this world a better place for all, 482 00:19:03,893 --> 00:19:06,146 no matter how many legs. 483 00:19:06,229 --> 00:19:08,356 What do we do about the space car? 484 00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:09,691 Leave it alone. 485 00:19:09,774 --> 00:19:11,359 I mean, what did it really do, anyways? 486 00:19:11,443 --> 00:19:12,753 Kill a guy and paralyze his buddy? 487 00:19:12,777 --> 00:19:15,572 Not a bad trade for spider peace. 488 00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:17,532 All right, that's it. Move out! 489 00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:25,332 I love this spider! 490 00:19:25,415 --> 00:19:27,042 Female voice: Summer is safe. 491 00:19:27,125 --> 00:19:28,626 All right, I get it. 492 00:19:32,172 --> 00:19:33,840 Zeep: Riiiick! 493 00:19:35,592 --> 00:19:37,177 Don't do it. 494 00:19:37,260 --> 00:19:40,513 You quit school, but you still got some learning to do. 495 00:19:52,650 --> 00:19:54,277 Aah! 496 00:19:54,361 --> 00:19:55,779 Unh! 497 00:20:04,579 --> 00:20:06,539 Class dismissed. 498 00:20:06,623 --> 00:20:08,917 Geez. 499 00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:19,094 - You all right? — uh-huh! 500 00:20:19,177 --> 00:20:20,387 What are you doing, Rick? 501 00:20:20,470 --> 00:20:22,097 I'm pretty sure the battery's dead. 502 00:20:22,180 --> 00:20:23,473 Oh, you think so, huh, morty? 503 00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:25,141 Well, let's see. 504 00:20:25,225 --> 00:20:27,560 Hey, wait... huh? I don't get it. 505 00:20:27,644 --> 00:20:29,854 Of course you don't. But zeep did. 506 00:20:29,938 --> 00:20:31,458 He knew that once I got back to my car, 507 00:20:31,523 --> 00:20:33,358 one of two things was gonna happen -... 508 00:20:33,441 --> 00:20:35,443 I was gonna have to toss a broken battery, 509 00:20:35,527 --> 00:20:38,363 or the battery wouldn't be broken. 510 00:20:42,826 --> 00:20:46,621 Peace among worlds, Rick. 511 00:20:46,704 --> 00:20:47,831 Jesus. 512 00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:49,499 Yeah. Listen to that baby purr. 513 00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:51,167 You were right, morty... 514 00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:52,812 We really just needed to be honest with those guys. 515 00:20:52,836 --> 00:20:54,045 All right, here we go. 516 00:20:56,673 --> 00:20:58,383 Thank y-o-o-o... 517 00:20:58,466 --> 00:21:00,218 See, morty? This is what it's all about. 518 00:21:00,301 --> 00:21:01,886 This is why we do what we do. 519 00:21:01,970 --> 00:21:03,471 - Uh-huh. - Ew! What the hell? 520 00:21:03,555 --> 00:21:05,598 Jesus! There's flies in my ice cream. 521 00:21:05,682 --> 00:21:06,891 Presidential decree —- 522 00:21:06,975 --> 00:21:09,352 all ice cream is now for all beings, 523 00:21:09,436 --> 00:21:10,937 no matter how many legs. 524 00:21:11,020 --> 00:21:12,605 What the fuck did you do, summer?! 525 00:21:12,689 --> 00:21:14,329 It was your ship! Your stupid ship did it! 526 00:21:14,399 --> 00:21:16,079 - Don't blame my ship! - It melted a child! 527 00:21:16,109 --> 00:21:18,027 My ship doesn't do anything unless it's told to! 528 00:21:18,111 --> 00:21:19,779 I don't want to hear it, summer! 529 00:21:19,863 --> 00:21:21,865 Your boobs are all hanging about, 530 00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:23,783 and you ruined ice cream with your boobs out. 531 00:21:23,867 --> 00:21:25,535 And don't even try to deny it, either. 532 00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:26,744 Morty: 533 00:22:14,209 --> 00:22:15,668 Oh, my god! 534 00:22:15,752 --> 00:22:17,128 Did you get any of that? 535 00:22:17,212 --> 00:22:19,172 It's a good show!