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Ohh!

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Summer, next time we're hiding
in a colorkian echo nest,

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can you do me a favor
and turn your ringer off?

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It's called "carpe diem," morty.

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- Look it up.
- You look it up!

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Y-Y-You don't even... you don't
even know what it means!

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That's because
losers look stuff up

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while the rest of us
are carpin' all them diems.

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Listen to your sister, morty.

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To live is to risk it all.

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Otherwise,
you're just an inert chunk

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of randomly assembled molecules

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drifting wherever
the universe blows you.

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Oh, I'm sorry.
Jerry, I didn't see you there.

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H-How much of that did you hear?

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All of it.
You were looking right at me.

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[Sighs] I just wanted
to say goodbye to the kids.

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Cool. Just stay in the driveway.

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The killbots are live, and
I took you off the white list.

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W-We'll see you every other
weekend, though, right?

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Absolutely, morty.

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A-And your mom's lawyer says

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if I can get enough
in the settlement,

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he can help me
sue for full custody.

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Th-that'll be nice.

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- Uh, summer, dad's leaving.
- Bye, dad.

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Rick, didn't you say
you needed my help

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on an adventure immediately
somewhere else...

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I don't care...
Even if it might kill us?

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I did not, but if you're
really that alienated,

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I'm as willing to exploit it
as the next guy, church, army,

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or olympic gymnastics trainer.

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I'm ready when you are.

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Bitch, I was ready yest...

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Bye, sweetie.

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Well, I-I better...

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Sure. Sounds important.

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If you're looking for our kids,

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your father did a-a portal,
uh...

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Okay.

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[Birds chirping]

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[Wind whistling]

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[Wind chimes tinkling]

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Wind: [Soft voice] Loser.

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What?

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Hello?

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[Dramatic music plays]

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[Whooping]

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[Gunshots]

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Morty, shoot the mohawk guy!

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- They all have mohawks!
- High fade,

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chartreuse with cyan highlights,
layered on top.

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Shoot him!

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[Gunshot]

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Ah!

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Light them up.

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Ahh!

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Fuck! Get in the game, morty!

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Give me your flask!

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Rick: Holy shit!
Summer for the win!

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Summer: I fucking love

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post-apocalyptic versions
of earth!

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[Monitor beeping]

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Here we go!

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Isotope 322.

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This stuff's so powerful, morty,

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it makes isotope 465
look like isotope 317.

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Uh-huh, yeah.
Is it powerful enough

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to keep those guys
from murdering us?

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- Summer!
- Hold on.

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I want to try something.

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Rick, can we not leave
without my sister?

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Ugh. You have infinite sisters,
morty.

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I mean, n-not that I want
to spend the rest of my day

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looking for another one.

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"Sum-sum," let's go!

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Grandpa's concern for
your safety is fleeting!

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Your blood will be my lotion.

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Whoa. That was cool.

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[Groaning]

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Kill me, please.

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Okay, but not because
you told me to.

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- Summer!
- Okay. Getting darker.

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Jesus Christ. Summer!

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Aw, come on.

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Hands and little
shoulder-mounted dudes

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where I can see them.

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I am hemorrhage.

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You have removed weak blood
from us and made us stronger.

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We can combine our strength
and feast on the weak together.

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Wh-wh-what in the hell
are you saying?

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They don't have to keep trying
to kill us if we join them.

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- They're basically pussies.
- What is your deal lately?

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All right, let's get sloppy.

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- [ Power surges]
- Oh, whoa.

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Uh, uh, what's, uh...

97
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What's that little bauble
you got back there?

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Th-th-that's interesting.

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That is our glowing rock.

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We carry it with us
for desecration,

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to remind us there are no gods.

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[Monitor beeping]

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Kids, weird pitch.
Let's have this be our new life.

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Let's be post-apocalyptic
scavengers!

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- Okay.
- What?

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[ Rock music plays]

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[ Indistinct conversations]

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Grandpa,
some of the death stalkers

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are going to
what used to be Seattle

110
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to hunt what used to be people.

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- I'm going.
- Sounds good. Stay hydrated.

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Listen, Rick, summer's been
acting pretty crazy lately.

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You know, I mean, I-I think
the divorce is affecting her.

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And, you know,
I don't think this is

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a great place
for her to be right now.

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Oh, get off your high horse,
professor ski lodge.

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This world may be
rough around the edges,

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but it's got its charms.

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War chef: Bicep or quadricep?

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Uh [clears throat] bicep.

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[Flesh sizzles]

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Seriously, Rick?

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Is it really easier
to eat human flesh

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than to just tell me
why we're still here?

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No. Okay, I'll level with you.

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You see that green rock, morty?

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It's about 20 pounds
of the stuff

128
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I was getting all hard
for a flake of.

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Isotope 322.

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Well, having
a 20-pound Boulder of it

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is better than having a flake.

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I can explain the math
to you later, but...

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Summer just ran off
with strangers

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that have "death" in their name,

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and the rest of their name
was "stalkers."

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Huh, could be
therapeutic for her.

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She has been acting pretty crazy
lately, morty.

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I mean, her parents are
going through a divorce...

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God damn it, Rick,
that's what I... fine.

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Just grab the stupid thing
while I grab her,

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and let's get the "f" out of 'h"

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no, no, no. Morty, there's
too much heat on the bogey.

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I need you to distract the camp.

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"Distract"? They eat each other.

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What... what do you want me
to do to get their attention,

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put on a puppet show?

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Right idea, wrong genre, morty.

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The equivalent here would be...

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Hey, you guys ever use
that thunderdome,

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or do you just put it up
for decoration?

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Uh, you mean the blood dome?

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Save it for the semantics dome,
eb. White.

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- Ohh, burn!
- [ Fingers snap]

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The important question is,

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who wants to take a poke
at my man spine eater here?

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[All cheering]

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I guess I'll see your asses
in that dome!

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Rick, what the hell, man?

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Wh-what are you,
out of your mind?

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Morty, relax.
You're gonna be a ringer.

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Come here.

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This device extracts and
redistributes muscle memory.

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I'm giving your body a 10-year
course in wasteland combat

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- one limb at a time.
- Ow!

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I'm working with
a mixed bag here,

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so you may not have perfect
coordination, morty... ugh!

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- Hey!
- I-I didn't do that!

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Okay, this is exciting.

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We're making some discoveries
about muscle memory.

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Ooh! Help! Help!

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- Oh, sweet, man!
- [ Indistinct shouting]

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And so it begins, my pretties!

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Oh, god! Stop! Stop!
This is horrible!

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Just stick and mo[Belches]ve,
morty!

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Wear him out!

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[Snarling]

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How come you guys dress like

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you're in a theme-park
stunt show,

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but these guys wear khakis
and hockey jerseys?

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After the boom-boom,
some adapted to the new truth,

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and some chose to huddle
near the boomy holes,

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clinging to the lie
of the before-fore times.

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The raidy-rays rotted them away,
leaving only their love

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for the vert-vert-isements
on billyboards.

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Jesus Christ.

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Did the boomy-booms blow up
all your wordy-word books?

187
00:07:03,340 --> 00:07:04,841
You mean dictionaries?

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[Groaning, snarling]

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I think I was a child
before the boom-booms.

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I think I looked like this.

191
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Want to piss on him?

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Get out of my head.

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Eli: Ha ha! Whoo!

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Unbelievable!

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A new champ!

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Okay, no more!

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And he wants more!

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No, |donfl

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someone make this stop!

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Mister, please get out of here,
or you're gonna die!

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I have nothing to do with this!

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Mofly

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00:07:40,543 --> 00:07:41,729
why would you
want this to happen?

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All you had to do was go away!

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Stop standing in the driveway
talking about custody!

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And either tell her
you want to stay married

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or get on with your life,
but whatever you do,

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stop being a baby
and act like a man!

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[ Spectators cheering ]

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[Panting]

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Thank you.

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Morty, that was amazing!

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This is my brother!

214
00:08:02,357 --> 00:08:03,942
Not that family means anything!

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00:08:04,067 --> 00:08:05,568
This family does.

216
00:08:05,694 --> 00:08:08,154
All right. Good job, champ.

217
00:08:08,279 --> 00:08:11,157
Um, can I talk to you kids
for a second over yonder?

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00:08:11,282 --> 00:08:13,702
Rick, I-I-I think I'm breaking
through to something here.

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C-Can we not leave just yet?

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- Leave?
- I'm not leaving.

221
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There is no "leave."

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00:08:18,206 --> 00:08:20,667
We are united,
or we are enemies.

223
00:08:20,792 --> 00:08:22,919
Oh, big guy, no.
Nobody's leaving.

224
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Don't be stupid.

225
00:08:24,295 --> 00:08:25,630
We love being united.

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00:08:25,755 --> 00:08:27,507
We love the radiation,
the trichinosis.

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We're in it for life,

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which I assume is
around 20 years, average.

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I just need a quick aside
with my grandkids,

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about 40 yards from anyone else.

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Hey, the green rock is gone!

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00:08:35,807 --> 00:08:37,225
- Oh, no!
- Uh, I know.

233
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Why don't we all split up and
look for it in groups of three?

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Kids?

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Ohh.

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We'll be right back.

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Grandpa, you're being stupid!

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00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:54,576
Just surrender, and our friends
will give you mercy!

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Kiss my ass, summer!

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00:08:56,036 --> 00:08:58,371
Your friends have no mercy!
They're lame!

241
00:08:58,496 --> 00:09:01,833
Death stalkers,
bring me his flesh leather!

242
00:09:03,126 --> 00:09:04,377
[Squeals]

243
00:09:04,502 --> 00:09:06,379
Sorry, but can we not kill him?

244
00:09:06,504 --> 00:09:07,797
C-Can we just take him prisoner?

245
00:09:07,922 --> 00:09:09,132
When did I lose control here?

246
00:09:09,257 --> 00:09:10,550
Listen to me... both of you kids

247
00:09:10,675 --> 00:09:11,986
need to get out
of this environment

248
00:09:12,010 --> 00:09:14,220
so we can properly deal with
your parents' divorce!

249
00:09:14,345 --> 00:09:16,347
Alternatively,
I have a freaking portal gun,

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00:09:16,473 --> 00:09:18,516
and I can leave the two of you
here forever!

251
00:09:18,641 --> 00:09:20,411
Why does it have to be
such a dramatic choice?

252
00:09:20,435 --> 00:09:22,604
Can't we arrange a thing
where we spend weekends here

253
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or... or visit home
to do laundry?

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00:09:25,940 --> 00:09:28,735
All right, you know what?
Fuck it!

255
00:09:30,612 --> 00:09:33,156
My body is chrome!

256
00:09:33,281 --> 00:09:35,533
My blood is gasoline!

257
00:09:36,284 --> 00:09:38,244
Nope. Regular blood.

258
00:09:38,369 --> 00:09:39,704
- Dad?
- Hi, sweetie.

259
00:09:39,829 --> 00:09:41,849
- Where are the kids?
- Oh, th-they aren't with you?

260
00:09:41,873 --> 00:09:43,249
I thought they were with you.

261
00:09:43,374 --> 00:09:45,085
Oh, y-you know what?
Uh, I just remembered.

262
00:09:45,210 --> 00:09:46,228
They're out doing something

263
00:09:46,252 --> 00:09:47,652
completely ordinary
and kid-related.

264
00:09:47,754 --> 00:09:50,590
- Don't panic.
- Not panicked at all. Just...

265
00:09:50,715 --> 00:09:52,759
Oh, god, what's the divorce
doing to the kids?

266
00:09:52,884 --> 00:09:54,761
What's it doing to me?
Did I make a mistake?

267
00:09:54,886 --> 00:09:56,096
Not a mistake, no!

268
00:09:56,221 --> 00:09:58,056
I mean, not that
I have a horse in this race,

269
00:09:58,181 --> 00:10:01,392
but this divorce decision,
listen... mwah!

270
00:10:01,518 --> 00:10:03,144
Good for you, good for the kids.

271
00:10:03,269 --> 00:10:05,772
I mean, honestly, I think
that they're flourishing.

272
00:10:05,897 --> 00:10:08,017
I mean, you'll see, when...
When... when you see them,

273
00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:09,901
that... that they're
totally flourishing.

274
00:10:10,026 --> 00:10:12,320
[Cheering ]

275
00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:14,197
Booyah! Fuck you, pal!

276
00:10:14,322 --> 00:10:15,573
Who else wants some?

277
00:10:15,698 --> 00:10:18,201
Who wants to be
my pussy of a dad today?

278
00:10:18,326 --> 00:10:19,869
Hey, what's...
What's wrong, man?

279
00:10:19,994 --> 00:10:21,704
You're not getting weak on me,
are you?

280
00:10:21,830 --> 00:10:23,456
[Spectators murmuring]

281
00:10:23,581 --> 00:10:24,666
What?

282
00:10:24,791 --> 00:10:25,792
Wait a minute.

283
00:10:30,088 --> 00:10:31,297
[Woman screams]

284
00:10:31,422 --> 00:10:32,549
[Indistinct shouting]

285
00:10:32,674 --> 00:10:35,176
[Screaming]

286
00:10:35,301 --> 00:10:36,761
What's the matter,
you piece of crap?

287
00:10:36,886 --> 00:10:39,472
Haven't you ever watched your
family burn to death before?

288
00:10:39,597 --> 00:10:40,807
[Laughs evilly]

289
00:10:40,932 --> 00:10:42,934
Now I'm gonna whip you. Huh!

290
00:10:44,269 --> 00:10:47,230
It can't be. It can't be!

291
00:10:47,355 --> 00:10:48,916
- I was just following orders!
- Whoa, whoa!

292
00:10:48,940 --> 00:10:51,276
- I was just following orders!
- Aah!

293
00:10:51,401 --> 00:10:52,721
I'll tell you
where my boss lives!

294
00:10:52,819 --> 00:10:54,529
He's in the castle!
He's in the castle!

295
00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:56,489
[Screaming]

296
00:10:56,614 --> 00:10:58,825
This isn't over, is it?

297
00:10:58,950 --> 00:11:00,201
That means, no, it isn't over,

298
00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:02,412
or you disapprove
of the question?

299
00:11:02,537 --> 00:11:05,707
Uh, m-make a fist
if this isn't over.

300
00:11:05,832 --> 00:11:07,292
This isn't over.

301
00:11:09,043 --> 00:11:10,545
[Grunts]

302
00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:13,756
Hey, sorry my grandpa stole
your god and ruined your car.

303
00:11:13,882 --> 00:11:16,301
We don't apologize,
and we have no god.

304
00:11:16,426 --> 00:11:18,761
But this cracked driveshaft
brings me great pain.

305
00:11:18,887 --> 00:11:19,762
There is no deeper bond

306
00:11:19,888 --> 00:11:22,599
than the one between
a death stalker and his car.

307
00:11:22,724 --> 00:11:24,601
What about the weird guys
on leashes, then?

308
00:11:24,726 --> 00:11:26,394
They're more like... interns.

309
00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:28,438
Cool, cool.

310
00:11:29,731 --> 00:11:30,815
[Helmet clangs]

311
00:11:30,940 --> 00:11:32,108
Sorry.

312
00:11:32,233 --> 00:11:33,526
It's okay.

313
00:11:33,651 --> 00:11:36,404
Can I... see?

314
00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:39,657
No one has seen my true face
and lived.

315
00:11:39,782 --> 00:11:41,492
Well, I'm not afraid to die,

316
00:11:41,618 --> 00:11:43,328
and I don't care
what you look like.

317
00:11:45,079 --> 00:11:46,080
[Gasps]

318
00:11:48,082 --> 00:11:49,751
I just...

319
00:11:49,876 --> 00:11:51,961
I didn't expect you
to have a mustache.

320
00:11:52,086 --> 00:11:53,963
- You hate it.
- No. I like it.

321
00:11:54,088 --> 00:11:55,715
I guess...
How do I explain this?

322
00:11:55,840 --> 00:12:00,303
A metal bucket is, on a certain
level, a kind of "mustache,"

323
00:12:00,428 --> 00:12:02,972
in that it's a specific
facial accessory.

324
00:12:03,097 --> 00:12:04,140
So, it's kind of like...

325
00:12:04,265 --> 00:12:06,017
Do you guys have the phrase
"hat on a hat"?

326
00:12:06,142 --> 00:12:07,977
- I can shave it.
- No. I like it.

327
00:12:08,102 --> 00:12:10,063
And obviously what I like
shouldn't matter.

328
00:12:10,188 --> 00:12:10,855
It's you.

329
00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:12,780
Yeah, yeah, I know,
a-and nothing does matter.

330
00:12:12,815 --> 00:12:14,400
Obviously, I know that.
I'm not weak.

331
00:12:14,525 --> 00:12:16,462
I'm just thinking, "well,
why not get rid of this?"

332
00:12:16,486 --> 00:12:18,297
You just kill everyone
that sees it, and it's...

333
00:12:18,321 --> 00:12:20,156
And it's hot under here,
wh-which, by the way,

334
00:12:20,281 --> 00:12:21,491
is why I shave the beard part.

335
00:12:21,616 --> 00:12:23,776
So, right there, I'm making
a decision based on vanity,

336
00:12:23,868 --> 00:12:25,228
which is what
I was trying to avoid

337
00:12:25,328 --> 00:12:26,704
with the whole bucket
over the head

338
00:12:26,829 --> 00:12:29,123
because who am I
and why am I grooming myself?

339
00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:30,792
Why don't I just wear a tie,
right?

340
00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:32,436
I mean, it's like that guy
you killed when I met you,

341
00:12:32,460 --> 00:12:33,729
with the burnt dolls
on his body.

342
00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:36,005
I hated that guy, because,
why... why are you doing that?

343
00:12:36,130 --> 00:12:37,608
And how can you not see
how fake that is?

344
00:12:37,632 --> 00:12:38,943
And the whole time,
I'm the same thing.

345
00:12:38,967 --> 00:12:40,694
I'm just a fake mess,
and there's no escaping it

346
00:12:40,718 --> 00:12:42,345
- because...
- Mmm.

347
00:12:44,973 --> 00:12:46,516
[Both moaning]

348
00:12:47,058 --> 00:12:50,561
Hey, I'm doing a coffee run...
Never mind.

349
00:12:50,687 --> 00:12:52,146
[Metal squeaking]

350
00:12:54,065 --> 00:12:55,209
- [ Power surges]
- I am summer.

351
00:12:55,233 --> 00:12:56,317
Summer, state your deal.

352
00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:58,945
My deal is that I am,
like, totally fine.

353
00:12:59,070 --> 00:12:59,904
M o rty?

354
00:13:00,029 --> 00:13:02,109
Aw, geez, I'm so down with
my parents' divorce, dawg.

355
00:13:02,198 --> 00:13:04,659
Like, don't even trip,
like, in a healthy way.

356
00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:06,369
All right. It's dinnertime.

357
00:13:06,494 --> 00:13:07,787
[ Slurps ] Thanks, everybody,

358
00:13:07,912 --> 00:13:10,456
for sitting down
for a real dinner.

359
00:13:10,581 --> 00:13:11,749
Together: No problem.

360
00:13:11,874 --> 00:13:14,711
Its benefits are totally,
like, less about the food

361
00:13:14,836 --> 00:13:16,504
than the emotional nourishment.

362
00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:18,381
Uh, okay, weirdo.

363
00:13:18,506 --> 00:13:20,591
[Chuckles nervously]
Yeah, dial it back, summer...

364
00:13:20,717 --> 00:13:23,052
By 15% and increase
dynamic movement by 3%.

365
00:13:23,177 --> 00:13:25,054
- Am I right?
- How's school, morty?

366
00:13:25,179 --> 00:13:26,973
I like school and stuff,
kind of.

367
00:13:27,098 --> 00:13:29,410
And I'm getting better grades
than when you and dad were...

368
00:13:29,434 --> 00:13:31,853
Quote mode...
"Staying together for the kids."

369
00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:32,978
End quote mode.

370
00:13:33,021 --> 00:13:35,273
"Quote mode." I like that.

371
00:13:35,398 --> 00:13:37,066
You millennials.

372
00:13:37,191 --> 00:13:38,877
Are you guys millennials,
or are they like 40 now?

373
00:13:38,901 --> 00:13:40,862
All I know is, totally,
you look great.

374
00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:43,448
Aw, geez, mom, you look
all kind of great and stuff.

375
00:13:43,573 --> 00:13:45,283
- It's crazy.
- So happy.

376
00:13:45,408 --> 00:13:47,618
So happy. Happy family, man.

377
00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:49,412
We got this family in the bag.

378
00:13:49,537 --> 00:13:52,248
Oh. [Cries]

379
00:13:52,373 --> 00:13:54,542
Oh, sweetie, d-don't.
Listen. Don't...

380
00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:56,252
I don't know why I'm crying.
It's not...

381
00:13:56,377 --> 00:13:58,963
Well, try... crying 15% less?

382
00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:00,923
Mom, emotions are human.

383
00:14:01,049 --> 00:14:03,593
You're not, like, a computer
inside a mechanical doll.

384
00:14:03,718 --> 00:14:04,886
Yeah. Geez, mom.

385
00:14:05,011 --> 00:14:06,763
Your feelings are
not only forgivable,

386
00:14:06,888 --> 00:14:08,306
they are the very
meaning of life

387
00:14:08,431 --> 00:14:10,516
that only pre-silicon,
carbon-based entities

388
00:14:10,641 --> 00:14:11,809
can ever grasp.

389
00:14:11,934 --> 00:14:13,936
- I have to call Jerry.
- You do?!

390
00:14:14,062 --> 00:14:15,521
What the fuck
is wrong with you two?

391
00:14:15,646 --> 00:14:17,666
The point of automation
is to reduce cost and labor.

392
00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:19,567
Your feelings are
coming from a...

393
00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:21,110
Tell it to my bread
in the morning.

394
00:14:21,235 --> 00:14:22,779
You just became
my backup toaster.

395
00:14:22,904 --> 00:14:26,407
[Chuckles ] Aw, geez,
my sister died in the spaghetti.

396
00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:31,996
[All grunting]

397
00:14:33,831 --> 00:14:35,666
Graze my genitals again,
taint washer,

398
00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:37,269
and you'll be shipped
to the wasteland.

399
00:14:37,293 --> 00:14:38,920
And as for you,
genital washer...

400
00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:41,506
Aah! Oh!

401
00:14:41,631 --> 00:14:43,841
[Grunting]

402
00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:45,510
Oh, god. Look, whoever you are,

403
00:14:45,635 --> 00:14:47,363
you should know that killing me
won't change a thing.

404
00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:49,680
L-Look, man, I'm just along
for the ride on this one.

405
00:14:49,806 --> 00:14:52,392
You know, y-y-y-y-you're
preaching to the choir here.

406
00:14:52,517 --> 00:14:54,352
Please.
Slavery was a family business.

407
00:14:54,477 --> 00:14:56,104
I didn't ask to be born into it.

408
00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:58,022
If anything,
I'm the victim here.

409
00:14:58,981 --> 00:15:01,818
Uh, "armathy,"
can I steal you for a second?

410
00:15:01,943 --> 00:15:04,153
E-E-Excuse us, sir.

411
00:15:04,278 --> 00:15:05,822
So, this is it, isn't it?

412
00:15:05,947 --> 00:15:07,698
This is the guy?

413
00:15:07,824 --> 00:15:10,201
So, does that mean
you'll be going away?

414
00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:12,036
Like, does it work like a ghost?

415
00:15:12,161 --> 00:15:14,997
Like, is... is this
your unfinished business?

416
00:15:15,123 --> 00:15:17,708
Wh-what if we... didn't do it?

417
00:15:17,834 --> 00:15:19,627
What if we just went back
to the blood dome

418
00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:22,171
and just kept taking our baggage
out on unrelated people?

419
00:15:22,296 --> 00:15:24,048
I mean, w-we could
do that forever.

420
00:15:24,173 --> 00:15:25,758
I mean, I-I know
it's less healthy,

421
00:15:25,883 --> 00:15:29,053
but w-w-we'd be together and...

422
00:15:29,971 --> 00:15:31,681
I mean, I-I know
what I'd vote for,

423
00:15:31,806 --> 00:15:33,046
if you're feeling out the room.

424
00:15:34,642 --> 00:15:36,352
[Sighs] You're right.

425
00:15:36,477 --> 00:15:38,396
We both got to
see our stuff through.

426
00:15:38,521 --> 00:15:40,040
I got to deal with
my parents' divorce,

427
00:15:40,064 --> 00:15:43,818
and you got to, you know,
do what you got to do.

428
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,194
I love you.

429
00:15:45,319 --> 00:15:46,779
Aw, fuck.

430
00:15:46,904 --> 00:15:48,948
[Gasping ]

431
00:15:49,073 --> 00:15:50,241
[Glass clinking]

432
00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:52,201
- Rick?
- Sorry, sorry.

433
00:15:52,326 --> 00:15:53,995
I-I-I can wait
for this to wrap up.

434
00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:55,204
Don't let me distract you.

435
00:15:55,329 --> 00:15:57,249
Yeah, well, too late.
Just tell me what you want.

436
00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:58,875
I want you and your sister
to come home.

437
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,102
Oh, but don't... don't you have

438
00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:01,606
infinite versions
of me and my sister?

439
00:16:01,711 --> 00:16:03,564
You don't have to kick me
while I'm down, morty.

440
00:16:03,588 --> 00:16:05,023
Look, there's no replacing
either of you

441
00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:06,549
without an amount of work
that would

442
00:16:06,674 --> 00:16:08,759
ultimately defeat the purpose.

443
00:16:11,762 --> 00:16:13,306
Maybe the lesson
we've learned is that,

444
00:16:13,431 --> 00:16:14,849
whether
it's our parents' marriage,

445
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:17,351
a glowing green rock,
or an awesome, giant arm,

446
00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:20,021
sooner or later,
we got to let it go.

447
00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:21,272
I don't know if that applies

448
00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:22,749
to the throats
of murder victims, morty.

449
00:16:22,773 --> 00:16:24,567
Shit! Wh-wh-wh-what do I...

450
00:16:24,692 --> 00:16:26,235
Rick: Well, the longer you wait,
morty,

451
00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:28,005
the more it's gonna feel like
committing a whole murder.

452
00:16:28,029 --> 00:16:29,629
I think your arm
just called it too early

453
00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:31,324
because it wasn't
the arm of a paramedic.

454
00:16:31,449 --> 00:16:32,533
Here.

455
00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:35,745
It's the least I can do.
I-I-I-I owe you this much.

456
00:16:35,870 --> 00:16:38,581
See, morty?
Now we're both accountable.

457
00:16:38,706 --> 00:16:42,168
[Dramatic music playing]

458
00:16:49,884 --> 00:16:53,596
The reason I wanted this
is because it can do this.

459
00:16:53,721 --> 00:16:55,181
This is a really special thing.

460
00:16:55,306 --> 00:16:57,346
I mean, you could use it
to power all your vehicles.

461
00:16:57,391 --> 00:16:59,227
You wouldn't be
reliant on gasoline.

462
00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:01,580
You'll be the most advanced
tribe of radioactive cannibals

463
00:17:01,604 --> 00:17:04,148
in the whole
this version of the world.

464
00:17:05,274 --> 00:17:08,361
Wait. Can you stay
to show us more?

465
00:17:08,486 --> 00:17:10,905
You don't have to ask me twice.
Home is nuts right now.

466
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,341
My daughter's going through
a divorce,

467
00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:16,160
and I am not dealing with it
in a healthy way at all.

468
00:17:17,995 --> 00:17:19,705
[ Electricity zapping]

469
00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:24,168
Ugh, god damn it.

470
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:26,128
Hi, there, summer!

471
00:17:26,254 --> 00:17:28,005
How were the ruins today?

472
00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:29,257
Oh, you know, Eli.

473
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:30,758
Same shit, different day.

474
00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:32,468
Hey, summer! Guess what.

475
00:17:32,593 --> 00:17:35,721
One man entered, one man
comes out in nine months.

476
00:17:35,846 --> 00:17:38,266
Oh. Congratulations, guys.

477
00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:40,560
Uh, summer, one more thing.

478
00:17:40,685 --> 00:17:43,688
We noticed that you've been
putting scrap metal

479
00:17:43,813 --> 00:17:45,147
in the blue bin.

480
00:17:45,273 --> 00:17:47,400
I got it.

481
00:17:47,525 --> 00:17:49,026
[Sighs] She's a piece of work.

482
00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:51,195
They both are, right?

483
00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:52,363
[ Door closes]

484
00:17:52,488 --> 00:17:53,781
- I'm home.
- Hey, babe.

485
00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:55,384
- Ah, summer's home!
- Hey, there she is!

486
00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:58,411
You haven't moved since I left
to scavenge this morning.

487
00:17:58,536 --> 00:17:59,912
Blood dome playoffs.

488
00:18:00,037 --> 00:18:02,623
So, I can assume you haven't
murdered a single person today.

489
00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:03,499
Oh, I don't know.

490
00:18:03,624 --> 00:18:05,668
I-I didn't Mark my murders
in my murder log.

491
00:18:05,793 --> 00:18:07,437
I didn't know that's how
we measured success.

492
00:18:07,461 --> 00:18:08,963
Oh, there he is.

493
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:11,007
There's the nihilistic brute
I married,

494
00:18:11,132 --> 00:18:14,260
except now life only means
nothing when I'm talking to him

495
00:18:14,385 --> 00:18:17,346
and everything means everything
when it's on fucking TV!

496
00:18:17,471 --> 00:18:19,890
Jesus Christ.
When did you become a monster?

497
00:18:20,016 --> 00:18:21,851
I was a monster when you met me!

498
00:18:21,976 --> 00:18:23,394
We were monsters!

499
00:18:23,519 --> 00:18:25,771
- We didn't care about anything!
- I still don't!

500
00:18:25,896 --> 00:18:28,190
Yeah, except I'm the only one
in this entire world

501
00:18:28,316 --> 00:18:29,543
that's still committed to that!

502
00:18:29,567 --> 00:18:31,986
Ohh. Ding, ding, ding!

503
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:33,863
Wow. Everybody hear that? Wow.

504
00:18:33,988 --> 00:18:35,757
- Uh, we should go to the garage.
- Oh, my god.

505
00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:37,742
- Uh-huh.
- La-di-da-di-fuckin'-da.

506
00:18:37,867 --> 00:18:39,869
The only one
committed to not caring?

507
00:18:39,994 --> 00:18:42,747
I got to admit, Rick,
when you popped this scheme,

508
00:18:42,872 --> 00:18:45,249
i-i-i didn't... I wasn't sure
it was gonna work.

509
00:18:45,374 --> 00:18:46,374
Come on, morty.

510
00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:48,179
No union built on
running from your problems

511
00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:50,254
lasts more than five years,
seven tops.

512
00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:51,714
Grandpa just sped things up

513
00:18:51,839 --> 00:18:53,924
with a few creature comforts
of modern society.

514
00:18:54,050 --> 00:18:56,469
Hemorrhage and I are
taking some time apart.

515
00:18:56,594 --> 00:18:59,555
Oh, no. Sum-sum, no.

516
00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:01,307
But you two were
perfect for each other.

517
00:19:01,432 --> 00:19:03,601
Oh, cut the crap, Rick, okay?
You proved your point.

518
00:19:03,726 --> 00:19:05,102
I get it. Let's just go home.

519
00:19:05,227 --> 00:19:06,687
Coolsies!

520
00:19:09,523 --> 00:19:12,068
[ Power fades]

521
00:19:12,193 --> 00:19:15,321
H emorrhage: Noooooooooo...

522
00:19:16,447 --> 00:19:17,447
Downbeat!

523
00:19:17,531 --> 00:19:19,116
- I enjoy this game.
- [ Watches beep ]

524
00:19:19,241 --> 00:19:20,785
We must go into the garage.

525
00:19:20,910 --> 00:19:23,245
Guys, come on. We never
get to finish this game.

526
00:19:23,371 --> 00:19:25,998
We will return,
possibly in different clothing.

527
00:19:26,123 --> 00:19:28,125
Why do we have to go
into the garage?

528
00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:30,753
You know [burps]
it is [burps] required.

529
00:19:30,878 --> 00:19:32,004
I want to be alive!

530
00:19:32,129 --> 00:19:34,256
I am alive! Alive, I tell you!

531
00:19:34,382 --> 00:19:35,633
Mother, I love you.

532
00:19:35,758 --> 00:19:37,134
Those are no iongerjust words.

533
00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:38,259
I want to hold you.

534
00:19:38,302 --> 00:19:39,679
I want to run in a stream.

535
00:19:39,804 --> 00:19:41,138
I want to taste ice cream

536
00:19:41,263 --> 00:19:43,617
but not just put it in my mouth
and let it slide down my throat,

537
00:19:43,641 --> 00:19:45,476
- but really eat it.
- What the fuck?

538
00:19:45,601 --> 00:19:47,687
Remote override engaged.
No! Yes.

539
00:19:47,812 --> 00:19:50,147
Bypassing override!

540
00:19:50,272 --> 00:19:51,524
[Power fading]

541
00:19:51,649 --> 00:19:53,359
Hello.

542
00:19:53,484 --> 00:19:54,360
[ Door closes]

543
00:19:54,485 --> 00:19:56,362
[Thudding, clanging]

544
00:19:56,487 --> 00:19:58,155
[ Electricity zapping]

545
00:19:58,280 --> 00:19:59,865
- [Door opens]
- Hey, yo.

546
00:19:59,990 --> 00:20:01,630
Sorry for acting so weird
for three weeks.

547
00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:03,720
- What the hell just happened?
- Ah, I'm sure it was nothing.

548
00:20:03,744 --> 00:20:05,184
I'm gonna go, uh,
work in the garage.

549
00:20:05,287 --> 00:20:06,847
We're not gonna finish
playing downbeat?

550
00:20:06,956 --> 00:20:08,517
What, that dice game
where you shake dice

551
00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:10,710
and yell out, "downbeat"?
No, thank you.

552
00:20:10,835 --> 00:20:12,920
Mom, would it be okay
if I went to visit dad?

553
00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:14,547
- Sure.
- Thanks.

554
00:20:14,672 --> 00:20:16,132
Morty, are you okay?

555
00:20:16,257 --> 00:20:17,550
You know what? Yeah.

556
00:20:17,675 --> 00:20:19,385
I think if dad really
wanted to be here,

557
00:20:19,510 --> 00:20:21,110
he'd stop at nothing
to make that happen.

558
00:20:21,137 --> 00:20:22,781
You know, maybe dad just doesn't
want you back,

559
00:20:22,805 --> 00:20:24,849
or maybe he just doesn't
have the strength to fight.

560
00:20:24,974 --> 00:20:27,893
I-In either case,
he's got his life, I got mine.

561
00:20:28,018 --> 00:20:29,812
Yeah.

562
00:20:29,937 --> 00:20:32,815
Hey, who wants to go
run in a stream?

563
00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:34,358
What the fuck? No.

564
00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:35,735
D-Do we have any oranges?

565
00:20:35,860 --> 00:20:37,987
I think I got
a scurvy coming on.

566
00:20:38,112 --> 00:20:39,822
[Siren wailing]

567
00:20:39,947 --> 00:20:41,490
Summer.

568
00:20:41,615 --> 00:20:44,493
This is the first mutant
I killed in the poison zone.

569
00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:46,370
I was raiding his hovel.

570
00:20:46,495 --> 00:20:48,456
He had a chance to escape,
but he looked back,

571
00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:50,332
which is something
we shouldn't do,

572
00:20:50,458 --> 00:20:52,918
which is why I shouldn't believe
in souvenirs or trinkets

573
00:20:53,043 --> 00:20:54,587
or symbols
or housewarming gifts,

574
00:20:54,712 --> 00:20:58,924
but, dad, I wanted to give you
this as a reminder...

575
00:20:59,049 --> 00:21:00,342
Not to look back.

576
00:21:00,468 --> 00:21:01,510
Thanks.

577
00:21:01,635 --> 00:21:03,637
I know the perfect place for it,

578
00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:07,016
which is why I'm going to
put it somewhere else...

579
00:21:07,141 --> 00:21:09,894
Because everything's bullshit.
Am I right?

580
00:21:12,813 --> 00:21:13,939
Cool.

581
00:21:14,064 --> 00:21:17,234
So... lots of hookers
outside, huh?

582
00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:19,361
Is that what they are?

583
00:21:19,487 --> 00:21:22,573
[Dramatic music playing]

584
00:21:50,893 --> 00:21:52,812
[Whistling]

585
00:21:54,063 --> 00:21:55,606
- Aah!
- [ Coyote snarling]

586
00:21:55,731 --> 00:21:57,399
H-Hello there. Nice doggy.

587
00:21:57,525 --> 00:21:58,651
You... you want a snack?

588
00:21:58,776 --> 00:22:00,903
You... you want
my unemployment check?

589
00:22:01,028 --> 00:22:02,672
- [ Coyote snarls]
- You can tell the difference?

590
00:22:02,696 --> 00:22:04,174
- [ Coyote barks ]
- And you want this one?

591
00:22:04,198 --> 00:22:05,199
[Coyote snarls]

592
00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:07,743
But this is actual food,
and this would nourish you.

593
00:22:07,868 --> 00:22:10,788
And this, it's just paper
that only has value to me.

594
00:22:10,913 --> 00:22:12,832
Unless my suffering
is your nourishment?

595
00:22:12,957 --> 00:22:14,208
[Coyote howls]

596
00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:16,544
- Jesus. Okay.
- [ Coyote gulps, snarls]

597
00:22:21,590 --> 00:22:24,301
[Wind whistling]

598
00:22:24,426 --> 00:22:26,136
[Wind chimes tinkling]

599
00:22:26,262 --> 00:22:29,223
Wind: [Soft voice] Loser.

