1 00:00:02,711 --> 00:00:04,755 80, Jessica, I heard you broke up with Brad. 2 00:00:04,880 --> 00:00:06,920 Who are you gonna date now that you can date anyone? 3 00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:07,841 I don't know. 4 00:00:07,966 --> 00:00:11,303 I mean, obviously if someone special comes along... 5 00:00:11,428 --> 00:00:13,514 B-But I mean really special, like, 6 00:00:13,639 --> 00:00:15,891 nothing I've even remotely considered in the past. 7 00:00:16,016 --> 00:00:17,744 - Holy shit, holy shit. - I want that kind of love 8 00:00:17,768 --> 00:00:19,204 - like that docking kind of love. - Oh, yeah. 9 00:00:19,228 --> 00:00:21,855 Like, penis in the foreskin kind of love, 10 00:00:21,980 --> 00:00:24,233 just, like, warm, just like... 11 00:00:26,151 --> 00:00:28,612 He... 12 00:00:29,988 --> 00:00:31,406 Everybody fuck off. 13 00:00:31,532 --> 00:00:32,741 Morty, I need your help. 14 00:00:32,866 --> 00:00:34,636 W-w-w-we... we need to go on a quick adventure. 15 00:00:34,660 --> 00:00:36,119 You said I could go to school today. 16 00:00:36,245 --> 00:00:38,165 That was before I needed something, morty. 17 00:00:38,288 --> 00:00:40,332 There's a plasma shard in the abadango cluster. 18 00:00:40,457 --> 00:00:42,834 A Princess has it. If I get it, I'll be awesome. 19 00:00:42,960 --> 00:00:45,462 We've been going nonstop, Rick. It's not healthy. 20 00:00:45,587 --> 00:00:47,027 You know, these are my teenage years. 21 00:00:47,089 --> 00:00:48,924 I-I just found out Jessica's single. 22 00:00:49,049 --> 00:00:52,302 Oh, that's... wow, morty. Wow. What an exciting life you lead. 23 00:00:52,427 --> 00:00:54,638 Let's go. In and out, 20 minutes adventure. 24 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:59,184 - They're on our tail! - Steady, morty. Five cetons. 25 00:01:04,398 --> 00:01:06,358 Steady, god damn it! Two cetons. 26 00:01:06,483 --> 00:01:07,859 Morty: Wha! 27 00:01:12,990 --> 00:01:14,324 Fire! 28 00:01:16,493 --> 00:01:18,328 Pull up, morty, pull up! Pull up! 29 00:01:43,312 --> 00:01:47,232 Fuck. 30 00:01:50,235 --> 00:01:51,945 Oh, fuck! 31 00:01:52,070 --> 00:01:53,238 Fuck! 32 00:01:53,363 --> 00:01:55,866 Aah! Aah! 33 00:01:55,991 --> 00:01:57,868 I can't fucking do this anymore! 34 00:01:57,993 --> 00:02:00,412 That was seriously fucked up. We almost died. 35 00:02:00,537 --> 00:02:01,872 - So you agree? - Fuck yes! 36 00:02:01,997 --> 00:02:03,498 That w... t-this was insane! 37 00:02:03,624 --> 00:02:04,625 That was pure luck. 38 00:02:04,750 --> 00:02:07,127 I was not in control of that situation at all. 39 00:02:11,423 --> 00:02:13,258 Look at this, morty. Look at my fucking hand. 40 00:02:13,383 --> 00:02:14,259 Look at this shit. 41 00:02:14,384 --> 00:02:16,553 Why do you keep doing this to us?! 42 00:02:16,678 --> 00:02:18,388 I don't know, morty. Maybe I hate myself. 43 00:02:18,513 --> 00:02:20,953 Maybe I think I deserve to die. I-I-I-I don't... I don't know! 44 00:02:24,603 --> 00:02:26,438 We need a vacation. 45 00:03:04,559 --> 00:03:06,478 - Isn't that something? - You were right. 46 00:03:06,603 --> 00:03:08,271 Best day spa in the galaxy. 47 00:03:08,397 --> 00:03:09,272 It's not even cruel, either. 48 00:03:09,398 --> 00:03:11,376 These things are just doing what they do in the wild. 49 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:13,080 They love swallowing stressed-out creatures 50 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:14,713 for 20 minutes and then puking them up. 51 00:03:14,778 --> 00:03:16,988 My whole body's like a baby's ass. 52 00:03:17,114 --> 00:03:19,199 Complimentary psychological detox? 53 00:03:19,324 --> 00:03:20,659 Removes all your cognitive toxins 54 00:03:20,784 --> 00:03:22,202 Purifies your system. 55 00:03:22,327 --> 00:03:23,846 Oof, this guy on commission or something? 56 00:03:23,870 --> 00:03:25,789 I don't think... Are you on commission? 57 00:03:25,914 --> 00:03:27,642 We're not on commission. We get paid by the hour. 58 00:03:27,666 --> 00:03:29,268 There's no incentive, really... 59 00:03:29,292 --> 00:03:30,292 Oh, my god. Okay, listen. 60 00:03:30,335 --> 00:03:31,545 W-w-w-we'll try the machine, 61 00:03:31,670 --> 00:03:33,422 but... but I'd like you to try something. 62 00:03:33,547 --> 00:03:36,216 Try swallowing the giant ball of snot 63 00:03:36,341 --> 00:03:38,593 that's dangling around in the back of your throat. 64 00:03:38,719 --> 00:03:40,595 It's disgusting. Nobody wants to hear that. 65 00:03:42,431 --> 00:03:44,641 - That's what you do. - Okay, Rick, come on. Enough. 66 00:03:44,766 --> 00:03:47,102 Man, did you hear me bite that guy's head off? 67 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:48,621 Geez, I really need to chill. 68 00:03:48,645 --> 00:03:50,021 Maybe you should go through twice. 69 00:03:50,147 --> 00:03:52,733 All right, mister comedy man, you don't have to bust my balls. 70 00:03:52,858 --> 00:03:54,460 You're not helping things. 71 00:03:54,484 --> 00:03:56,528 Rick, is this thing supposed to be making this 72 00:03:56,653 --> 00:03:57,904 Noise? 73 00:04:05,787 --> 00:04:07,497 Morty! 74 00:04:07,622 --> 00:04:09,124 - Ri-Rick. - Morty! 75 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:11,084 What happened? 76 00:04:11,209 --> 00:04:13,128 We blew up, idiot! Are you really that stupid? 77 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:15,148 Obviously the guy I yelled at overloaded the machine. 78 00:04:15,172 --> 00:04:18,133 It takes more than that to kill Rick and morty, motherfucker! 79 00:04:21,136 --> 00:04:22,136 But this might do it. 80 00:04:22,179 --> 00:04:24,347 - Run, morty! - E-Everything hurts! 81 00:04:24,473 --> 00:04:25,950 Gunk Rick: That's because you're worthless! 82 00:04:25,974 --> 00:04:28,602 Jesus, how big was this explosion? 83 00:04:28,727 --> 00:04:30,371 I'm a genius. I don't have time for this shit. 84 00:04:30,395 --> 00:04:32,230 W-W-We're in hell, aren't we, Rick? 85 00:04:32,355 --> 00:04:34,399 - You're so stupid, morty. - You're an idiot. 86 00:04:34,524 --> 00:04:36,276 There's no such thing as hell. 87 00:04:36,401 --> 00:04:38,361 I believe you, but I just want to die. 88 00:04:38,487 --> 00:04:41,364 You can die when I say so. I control you. 89 00:04:41,490 --> 00:04:43,784 I control the universe! Why am I bragging about that? 90 00:04:43,909 --> 00:04:44,951 I have nothing to prove. 91 00:04:45,076 --> 00:04:47,662 I'm surrounded by inferior pieces of shit and... 92 00:04:49,372 --> 00:04:50,749 Toxins. 93 00:04:50,874 --> 00:04:53,251 We're not in hell, morty. We're in the detoxifier. 94 00:04:53,376 --> 00:04:55,216 The machine didn't blow up. It worked normally. 95 00:04:55,337 --> 00:04:56,630 It removed our toxins. 96 00:04:56,755 --> 00:04:57,982 We're the toxins. 97 00:04:58,006 --> 00:05:00,759 Are you listening, you stupid little garbage person?! 98 00:05:00,884 --> 00:05:02,928 We're what got removed! 99 00:05:05,096 --> 00:05:08,099 I hope you both found that detox sufficiently relaxing. 100 00:05:08,225 --> 00:05:10,506 Hey, man, listen, those comments I made about your throat? 101 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:11,760 It's all good. 102 00:05:11,853 --> 00:05:13,480 It's nice of you to let me off the hook. 103 00:05:13,605 --> 00:05:16,233 It's still unacceptable behavior, and I do regret it. 104 00:05:16,358 --> 00:05:18,294 Believe me, man, I've been working here a long time. 105 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:19,318 I get it. 106 00:05:23,031 --> 00:05:24,991 Hey, uh, you mind if I put on some music? 107 00:05:25,116 --> 00:05:26,117 Not at all. 108 00:05:27,494 --> 00:05:29,746 J“ grab my terrifolds j“ 109 00:05:29,871 --> 00:05:31,581 - what is that? - I just hit shuffle. 110 00:05:31,706 --> 00:05:32,958 Are you kidding? 111 00:05:33,083 --> 00:05:35,585 - This universe. - Oh, excuse me. 112 00:05:35,710 --> 00:05:37,605 We should listen to one random song a day, you know? 113 00:05:37,629 --> 00:05:39,190 We'd end up hearing more songs we didn't like, 114 00:05:39,214 --> 00:05:40,924 but we'd discover a lot more that we did. 115 00:05:41,049 --> 00:05:42,551 That is an interesting concept. 116 00:05:42,676 --> 00:05:43,802 You know, it makes me wonder 117 00:05:43,927 --> 00:05:45,279 if there's an algorithmic expression 118 00:05:45,303 --> 00:05:46,888 that could achieve the ideal ratio. 119 00:05:47,013 --> 00:05:48,181 Listen to me 120 00:05:48,306 --> 00:05:50,934 Trying to calculate happiness over here. 121 00:05:51,059 --> 00:05:52,477 Hoo, if anyone could, Rick. 122 00:05:52,602 --> 00:05:54,442 Hey, here's something no science could measure. 123 00:05:54,563 --> 00:05:56,565 I'm real proud to be your grandpa, morty. 124 00:05:56,690 --> 00:05:58,650 Thanks, Rick. I love you. 125 00:05:58,775 --> 00:06:01,152 Yeah, motherfucker! Yeah! Get it! Get some! 126 00:06:01,278 --> 00:06:03,488 Right up your fucking bitch ass, you fuck! 127 00:06:03,613 --> 00:06:05,448 Guess who just discovered a new element?! 128 00:06:05,574 --> 00:06:06,843 You think you could do that, morty? 129 00:06:06,867 --> 00:06:09,870 You think anyone but me could do that ever in a billion years? 130 00:06:09,995 --> 00:06:12,038 Do you think if god existed he could do it? 131 00:06:12,163 --> 00:06:13,163 The answer is no. 132 00:06:13,206 --> 00:06:15,458 If god exists, it's fucking me. 133 00:06:15,584 --> 00:06:17,127 Yes, Rick. I-I agree, Rick. 134 00:06:17,252 --> 00:06:19,796 While you were flapping your parasitic turd holster, 135 00:06:19,921 --> 00:06:21,673 I discovered the toxic equivalent 136 00:06:21,798 --> 00:06:22,799 of electricity, morty. 137 00:06:22,924 --> 00:06:23,985 What do you think about that? 138 00:06:24,009 --> 00:06:25,760 Uh...| th... I think my voice is annoying. 139 00:06:25,886 --> 00:06:27,554 It is, and it's your best quality. 140 00:06:27,679 --> 00:06:29,139 So true. 141 00:06:29,264 --> 00:06:31,308 Now, who can tell me the common denominator 142 00:06:31,433 --> 00:06:33,184 of these two fractions? 143 00:06:33,310 --> 00:06:35,520 You don't know or y'all just bored? 144 00:06:35,645 --> 00:06:38,045 Hey, listen, you know, what? If we're all bored over here, 145 00:06:38,106 --> 00:06:40,066 wouldn't the common denominator be you? 146 00:06:40,108 --> 00:06:42,402 Damn, morty. That's hilarious. 147 00:06:42,527 --> 00:06:44,905 Normally I would come down on any kind of disruption, 148 00:06:45,030 --> 00:06:46,710 but it seems to represent a positive change 149 00:06:46,781 --> 00:06:47,657 for your character. 150 00:06:47,782 --> 00:06:48,968 Class dismissed! 151 00:06:48,992 --> 00:06:51,411 - Awesome, morty! - You done good, morty. 152 00:06:51,536 --> 00:06:52,597 Girl: Oh, yeah! 153 00:06:52,621 --> 00:06:54,015 - Thanks for the advice, morty. - You got it. 154 00:06:54,039 --> 00:06:55,665 - I did it, morty! - I knew you could. 155 00:06:55,790 --> 00:06:56,976 Hey, morty, remember yesterday 156 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:58,418 when I couldn't play the trombone? 157 00:06:58,543 --> 00:06:59,794 Well, check this out! 158 00:07:01,379 --> 00:07:02,756 Just like I told you, Mitch. 159 00:07:02,881 --> 00:07:04,758 The music was in your heart the whole time. 160 00:07:04,883 --> 00:07:05,884 Stupid hat. 161 00:07:06,009 --> 00:07:08,845 Wish I had the courage to just be myself. 162 00:07:08,970 --> 00:07:10,221 There you are. 163 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:14,225 You might have all these idiots fooled, 164 00:07:14,351 --> 00:07:16,728 but I know you're still the same pathetic loser 165 00:07:16,853 --> 00:07:18,980 hiding behind a confident facade. 166 00:07:19,105 --> 00:07:20,607 I know that because... 167 00:07:20,732 --> 00:07:22,859 I'm doing the same thing, brother. 168 00:07:22,984 --> 00:07:25,612 I'm not alone anymore! 169 00:07:25,737 --> 00:07:28,782 Hey, morty. Word around school is you've become super healthy. 170 00:07:28,907 --> 00:07:30,033 I don't know about all that. 171 00:07:30,158 --> 00:07:32,452 I do, however, know that I have a pretty bad case of 172 00:07:32,577 --> 00:07:34,704 haven't taken you to dinner-it is. 173 00:07:34,829 --> 00:07:36,206 Might be fatal. 174 00:07:36,331 --> 00:07:38,041 Hey, kids. Uh, hope I'm not interrupting. 175 00:07:38,166 --> 00:07:39,459 Morty, a moment of your time? 176 00:07:39,584 --> 00:07:40,877 Happy to help, Rick. 177 00:07:41,002 --> 00:07:42,063 I hate to bug you with this, 178 00:07:42,087 --> 00:07:44,547 but after our morning hike, I started receiving very faint, 179 00:07:44,673 --> 00:07:46,925 highly unusual transmissions on my sub-ether phone. 180 00:07:47,050 --> 00:07:48,110 Listen. 181 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:53,932 It's a bad phone. Chuck it. 182 00:07:54,057 --> 00:07:56,142 I downgraded to a clamshell for emergencies only. 183 00:07:56,267 --> 00:07:57,995 You know, if... if... if something's worth saying, 184 00:07:58,019 --> 00:07:59,145 i-it's worth eye contact. 185 00:07:59,270 --> 00:08:01,439 Uh, I-I-I traced the source of the call 186 00:08:01,564 --> 00:08:02,941 back to the spa we went to, morty. 187 00:08:03,066 --> 00:08:04,377 I thought I could hear a voice in there, 188 00:08:04,401 --> 00:08:05,986 so I enhanced it, a-and listen. 189 00:08:07,696 --> 00:08:09,590 - Gunk Rick: Hey, asshole! - Gunk morty: Oh, man! 190 00:08:09,614 --> 00:08:11,449 - Remember us? - I don't like confrontation! 191 00:08:11,574 --> 00:08:13,427 Gunk Rick: You fucked us, you pieces of garbage! 192 00:08:13,451 --> 00:08:15,537 That's right, you're fucking garbage, not us. 193 00:08:15,662 --> 00:08:17,455 I'm a fucking genius and a god. 194 00:08:17,580 --> 00:08:19,016 You really think this thing can hold me? 195 00:08:19,040 --> 00:08:20,600 I'm gonna rip your throat... 196 00:08:20,667 --> 00:08:23,169 Morty, what if the toxic parts of us have their own identities, 197 00:08:23,294 --> 00:08:24,379 their own will to live? 198 00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:26,214 W-What if mine shares my intelligence 199 00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:28,091 and devised a way to reach out to us? 200 00:08:28,216 --> 00:08:29,485 Sounds like he's in a lot of pain. 201 00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:31,386 Lot. O. Pain. 202 00:08:31,511 --> 00:08:33,364 But, you know, you shouldn't have to deal with that, man. 203 00:08:33,388 --> 00:08:34,824 You know, i-let's work off your trauma 204 00:08:34,848 --> 00:08:36,099 with some urban spin yoga. 205 00:08:36,224 --> 00:08:38,059 It's amazing. You do yoga on a bike, 206 00:08:38,184 --> 00:08:39,328 but you have an at-risk preteen... 207 00:08:39,352 --> 00:08:41,438 I don't think I can just blow this off, morty. 208 00:08:41,563 --> 00:08:43,898 If I had known it worked this way, I wouldn't have detoxed. 209 00:08:44,024 --> 00:08:45,984 Well, I would have because I was toxic. 210 00:08:46,109 --> 00:08:49,237 Now I'm detoxed and I'm accountable to my toxins, right? 211 00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:52,198 - I-It's a dilemma. - I think I know what to do. 212 00:08:52,323 --> 00:08:53,867 - _ -morty! - Rick! 213 00:08:53,992 --> 00:08:56,161 You know, the only problem here is a big fat brain 214 00:08:56,286 --> 00:08:58,621 that misses eating all them big fat problems. 215 00:08:58,747 --> 00:09:01,332 Focus on the good things. Trust me, things are good. 216 00:09:01,458 --> 00:09:03,209 Taking that away from me 217 00:09:03,334 --> 00:09:05,045 That wouldn't be healthy. 218 00:09:08,423 --> 00:09:10,800 Oh, man. World's greatest grandpa, for reals. 219 00:09:10,925 --> 00:09:12,635 It's not just a coffee cup for you, bud. 220 00:09:12,761 --> 00:09:14,054 You're legit. 221 00:09:18,767 --> 00:09:20,286 I love drums. I never took drum lessons. 222 00:09:20,310 --> 00:09:23,229 Why? Limitations. We are addicted to our own limitations. 223 00:09:23,354 --> 00:09:24,354 How amazing is that? 224 00:09:24,439 --> 00:09:25,833 Is the Kale prepared in the kitchen? 225 00:09:25,857 --> 00:09:27,400 - I'll have a water. - Uh... 226 00:09:27,525 --> 00:09:29,861 How is the..."Cru-dite?" 227 00:09:29,986 --> 00:09:32,280 Crudité. It's a cup of carrot sticks. 228 00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:34,199 Ha! It's okay! Pronounce it however you want. 229 00:09:34,324 --> 00:09:35,924 Words are just things. Please. Thank you. 230 00:09:35,992 --> 00:09:37,202 We're having a conversation. 231 00:09:37,327 --> 00:09:40,121 God, I am so excited to finally have dinner with you. 232 00:09:40,246 --> 00:09:41,682 You know how long I've been waiting for this? 233 00:09:41,706 --> 00:09:43,083 It's like, whew! 234 00:09:43,208 --> 00:09:44,709 I-I-I wish you'd shut up, though. 235 00:09:44,834 --> 00:09:46,479 Just kidding. You know, you're so quiet. What's wrong? 236 00:09:46,503 --> 00:09:47,855 W-Why don't you tell me about yourself? 237 00:09:47,879 --> 00:09:49,672 What's the atmosphere like on planet Jessica? 238 00:09:49,798 --> 00:09:50,840 Where's the equator? 239 00:09:50,965 --> 00:09:53,051 What are the vacations a-and the holidays? 240 00:09:53,176 --> 00:09:54,987 I mean, you know are they the same time? 241 00:09:55,011 --> 00:09:57,055 -Talk to me. 242 00:09:57,180 --> 00:09:58,515 Like this restaurant. 243 00:09:58,640 --> 00:10:01,476 Holy shit! Holy shit! We have a moron over here! 244 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:02,601 I'm an idiot. 245 00:10:02,644 --> 00:10:04,080 I can't believe I haven't thought of this. 246 00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:06,022 You have to do this detox thing I did. 247 00:10:06,147 --> 00:10:07,816 It's at an alien spa. You go through it. 248 00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:10,985 Fwoos-s-s-ssh, lasers, bwaa-bwaa-bwaa. 249 00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:13,530 Sucks everything out. 250 00:10:13,655 --> 00:10:15,382 Everything that was holding me back, everything bad, 251 00:10:15,406 --> 00:10:16,884 I mean, it just 252 00:10:16,908 --> 00:10:17,784 Right? 253 00:10:17,909 --> 00:10:20,370 Cooooool 254 00:10:20,495 --> 00:10:22,789 oh, my god! I can't believe this. 255 00:10:22,914 --> 00:10:24,183 Yeah, phones are awful. I downgraded to... 256 00:10:24,207 --> 00:10:26,251 I totally forgot my... 257 00:10:26,376 --> 00:10:29,754 I have a... thing, and... 258 00:10:29,879 --> 00:10:31,381 - Things are good. - You know what? 259 00:10:31,506 --> 00:10:33,758 Why am I doing that? That's more rude than the truth. 260 00:10:33,883 --> 00:10:36,386 Look, I'm sorry, morty. I just don't think... 261 00:10:36,511 --> 00:10:39,389 Do not. Even. You have no need to explain. 262 00:10:39,514 --> 00:10:40,390 It's all good. 263 00:10:40,515 --> 00:10:41,933 I think you'd get bored with me. 264 00:10:42,058 --> 00:10:43,852 E-Exactly. Look, the sparks aren't flying. 265 00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:45,603 This is what dating is for, you know? 266 00:10:45,728 --> 00:10:47,564 First date, no sparks. 267 00:10:47,689 --> 00:10:49,899 No damage, no worries. Life is a highway. 268 00:10:50,024 --> 00:10:51,734 We're gonna ride it all night ionnngg! 269 00:10:51,860 --> 00:10:53,820 Gonna eat some "crudite." Mmm! 270 00:10:53,945 --> 00:10:56,281 Is this organic? Mmm. All right. 271 00:10:56,406 --> 00:10:58,116 You know, the evening continues. 272 00:10:58,241 --> 00:11:00,410 Okay, here we go. 273 00:11:00,535 --> 00:11:02,704 Ma'am, I'm afraid I have some bad news for you. 274 00:11:02,829 --> 00:11:04,455 Your money's no good here. 275 00:11:04,581 --> 00:11:06,021 I'll... I'll get the next round, sir. 276 00:11:06,082 --> 00:11:08,668 - Aren't you a child? - Only in the ways that matter. 277 00:11:08,793 --> 00:11:10,628 - Morty. - Stacy. 278 00:11:10,753 --> 00:11:12,106 I've been watching you drink, Stacy. 279 00:11:12,130 --> 00:11:13,649 I get the feeling you've got a hard job. 280 00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:15,216 I wonder what it takes to please you. 281 00:11:15,341 --> 00:11:17,719 That's the job I want... Part time, full time, 282 00:11:17,844 --> 00:11:19,304 I want to be good at it, bad at it. 283 00:11:19,429 --> 00:11:22,307 I want to get promoted, fired, corner office, hostile takeover, 284 00:11:22,432 --> 00:11:23,432 workplace accident. 285 00:11:23,474 --> 00:11:24,684 I'm on my knees, Stacy, 286 00:11:24,809 --> 00:11:27,478 praying, worshiping, begging, whatever you want. 287 00:11:27,604 --> 00:11:29,981 What do you think about that? 288 00:11:31,232 --> 00:11:32,650 Okay. Fuck it. 289 00:11:32,775 --> 00:11:33,651 Tink. 290 00:11:33,776 --> 00:11:36,905 Stacy: Mm! 291 00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:38,907 Morty: Let's ask my grandpa. He's a scientist. 292 00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:41,993 Hey, Rick, are you familiar with Ben wa technology? 293 00:11:42,118 --> 00:11:43,118 Morty, great news. 294 00:11:43,161 --> 00:11:44,680 I went back to the spa, and they let me purchase 295 00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:46,384 the containment unit from their detoxifier. 296 00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:47,290 Why? 297 00:11:47,415 --> 00:11:48,695 Because we're coming home, bitch! 298 00:11:48,791 --> 00:11:49,500 What is this? 299 00:11:49,626 --> 00:11:51,920 This is the parts of your pussy grandpa that keep it real. 300 00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:53,898 Oh... oh, and I think you dropped something, too! 301 00:11:53,922 --> 00:11:56,299 I don't want to be on-camera. I'm ugly and gross. Please. 302 00:11:56,424 --> 00:11:58,194 - Should I go? - You're your own person, Stacy. 303 00:11:58,218 --> 00:11:59,302 Then I'd like to stay. 304 00:11:59,427 --> 00:12:00,427 Rick, please tell me 305 00:12:00,470 --> 00:12:02,722 you're not trying to put that stuff back inside of us. 306 00:12:02,847 --> 00:12:05,350 Morty, I'm sorry. That stuff is alive and it belongs with us. 307 00:12:05,475 --> 00:12:07,620 We yanked them from their homes and locked them in a can. 308 00:12:07,644 --> 00:12:09,062 Motherfucker! 309 00:12:09,187 --> 00:12:10,521 See? They're living in pain. 310 00:12:10,647 --> 00:12:12,249 That's what they do, Rick. They live in pain. 311 00:12:12,273 --> 00:12:13,441 They are pain, you know? 312 00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:15,502 Th-they're all the bad parts of us, which, by the way, 313 00:12:15,526 --> 00:12:16,653 includes our dishonesty, 314 00:12:16,778 --> 00:12:19,239 so how do you know this isn't all some sort of crazy trick? 315 00:12:19,364 --> 00:12:21,175 Oh, so now because I'm made entirely of toxins, 316 00:12:21,199 --> 00:12:22,199 I'm also a liar? 317 00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:24,410 Fuck you, you little sociopath. You hear this, morty? 318 00:12:24,535 --> 00:12:25,895 Oh, everybody hates me. I can tell. 319 00:12:25,954 --> 00:12:27,348 - Y-You all hate me... - All right, shut up, morty. 320 00:12:27,372 --> 00:12:28,641 Healthy Rick, are we doing this or what? 321 00:12:28,665 --> 00:12:30,750 Yep. Sorry, morty. I need you to step into the booth. 322 00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:32,919 Don't negotiate with that little turd, dummy. 323 00:12:33,044 --> 00:12:35,046 You're the Rick. You need to show dominance. 324 00:12:35,171 --> 00:12:37,924 Morty, booth, now. Booth! 325 00:12:38,049 --> 00:12:39,276 - Come on, morty. - Don't touch me! 326 00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:42,011 Morty, do the healthy thing and voluntarily retoxify yourself. 327 00:12:42,136 --> 00:12:43,012 Nooooo! 328 00:12:43,137 --> 00:12:44,931 Is it wrong if I think this is kind of hot? 329 00:12:45,056 --> 00:12:47,016 Let me out of here! Stacy, help! Open the door! 330 00:12:47,141 --> 00:12:49,185 I need to hear our safe word, morty. 331 00:12:49,310 --> 00:12:50,728 Sea cucumber! Sea cucumber! 332 00:12:50,853 --> 00:12:51,604 What are you doing? 333 00:12:51,729 --> 00:12:53,523 I'll do anything for you, morty. 334 00:12:56,025 --> 00:12:59,279 It worked! Yes! That idiot believed every word. 335 00:12:59,404 --> 00:13:01,906 Now let's see how he enjoys living in that shit tank. 336 00:13:02,031 --> 00:13:03,408 He's right behind me, isn't he? 337 00:13:03,533 --> 00:13:06,160 - He's in front of you. - My eyes are still adjusting. 338 00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:07,996 Uh, is this like a sex dungeon? 339 00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:10,415 I guess I should've been paying attention. 340 00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:13,143 Gunk Rick: After 70 years of being bottled up 341 00:13:13,167 --> 00:13:14,919 inside a sentimental jackass, 342 00:13:15,044 --> 00:13:16,364 I finally get to live my own life. 343 00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:17,462 You said we were merging. 344 00:13:17,547 --> 00:13:19,674 I lied, dumb-ass! I lie about everything! 345 00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:21,884 Why would I ever re-merge with a pussy like you? 346 00:13:22,010 --> 00:13:23,928 So... you were just gonna trap us in that tank? 347 00:13:24,053 --> 00:13:24,929 T-That was your plan? 348 00:13:25,054 --> 00:13:26,806 Not was, motherfucker. Still is. 349 00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:28,558 Kill him, Rick! 350 00:13:28,683 --> 00:13:30,059 I don't like this! This is scary! 351 00:13:30,184 --> 00:13:31,245 All right, you asked for it. 352 00:13:31,269 --> 00:13:32,687 Did I ask for this? 353 00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:35,273 Did I ask for this? Huh? Did I? 354 00:13:35,398 --> 00:13:37,567 Assessing threat to groin. 355 00:13:37,692 --> 00:13:39,569 Groin system 6000. Kill him! 356 00:13:40,737 --> 00:13:42,739 That... is my groin's user. 357 00:13:42,864 --> 00:13:44,717 Believe me, I got a lot more use out of that thing 358 00:13:44,741 --> 00:13:45,450 than he ever did. 359 00:13:45,575 --> 00:13:47,952 You know what? Not my table. 360 00:13:50,621 --> 00:13:54,542 You do know me. 361 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:56,895 What the hell, grandpa Rick? 362 00:13:56,919 --> 00:13:58,421 - Fuck you, summer! - Sorry, summer! 363 00:13:59,756 --> 00:14:01,758 Okay, okay, take it easy. Don't do it. 364 00:14:03,134 --> 00:14:05,345 I love you. Good boy. Daddy's little boy. 365 00:14:05,470 --> 00:14:06,596 Summer, get out of here! Go! 366 00:14:06,721 --> 00:14:07,597 Oh, who's that? 367 00:14:07,722 --> 00:14:09,349 Who's that over there? 368 00:14:09,474 --> 00:14:11,434 Oh, no. You see the bad man in front of you? 369 00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:13,399 You're a good little boy. You're gonna get him. 370 00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:15,271 You're gonna get him. 371 00:14:15,396 --> 00:14:17,815 Aah! 372 00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:18,983 Son of a... 373 00:14:25,948 --> 00:14:27,825 Ahh! 374 00:14:30,328 --> 00:14:31,621 Nice try, asshole. 375 00:14:31,746 --> 00:14:33,206 We can resolve our issues. 376 00:14:33,331 --> 00:14:35,291 We don't need to resort to over-the-top... 377 00:14:36,751 --> 00:14:37,835 Aah! 378 00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:39,754 I-I did it, Rick. I got the tank! 379 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,589 I-I'm a piece of shit, but I got the tank! 380 00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:43,150 You're going in that tank, motherfucker. 381 00:14:43,174 --> 00:14:45,027 You're gonna live in that toxic shit wasteland 382 00:14:45,051 --> 00:14:46,051 like I had to do! 383 00:14:46,094 --> 00:14:47,094 - Aah! - Ow! 384 00:14:50,348 --> 00:14:51,828 Gunk Rick: That's right, motherfucker. 385 00:14:51,933 --> 00:14:53,434 You're going in that fuckin'... 386 00:14:54,644 --> 00:14:56,145 Dads? 387 00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:58,147 Okay, just... Just leave her out of it. 388 00:14:58,272 --> 00:14:58,981 What's going on? 389 00:14:59,107 --> 00:15:00,417 All right, fuck this. Time for plan b. 390 00:15:00,441 --> 00:15:02,151 If I can't trap you in a toxic world, 391 00:15:02,276 --> 00:15:04,445 I'll just make the whole world toxic. 392 00:15:06,364 --> 00:15:07,240 It's okay, girls. 393 00:15:07,365 --> 00:15:09,992 I-I'm so sorry I put us in danger with some of my behavior. 394 00:15:10,118 --> 00:15:12,537 I-If you'd like, I can go out in the g-garden, 395 00:15:12,662 --> 00:15:15,081 pick some fresh basil, and make us a nice scallopini. 396 00:15:15,206 --> 00:15:17,041 What did the booger version of you mean 397 00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:19,502 when he said he was going to make the whole world toxic? 398 00:15:19,627 --> 00:15:22,755 Believe me, sweetie, that man's motivations are a mystery. 399 00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:24,507 Screw that, Rick. We got to stop him. 400 00:15:24,632 --> 00:15:26,110 What's the last thing you'd think about doing 401 00:15:26,134 --> 00:15:27,134 with that tank thing? 402 00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:28,904 Morty, I appreciate what you're trying to do, 403 00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:30,388 but it's not our place, you know, 404 00:15:30,513 --> 00:15:33,307 to pick and choose which world gets saved from what apocalypse. 405 00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:36,269 Our... our toxins have as much a right to their worldview as... 406 00:15:36,394 --> 00:15:38,187 Morty, how is it healthy to slap me? 407 00:15:38,312 --> 00:15:40,624 Obviously my version of health is a hell of a lot different 408 00:15:40,648 --> 00:15:42,233 from yours, you useless old turd. 409 00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:43,234 Wait. That's it. 410 00:15:43,359 --> 00:15:44,920 How could that detox machine know the difference 411 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:47,947 between healthy and sick for everything that goes through it? 412 00:15:48,072 --> 00:15:48,781 It can't. 413 00:15:48,906 --> 00:15:51,868 It must be by the individual's own definition of toxicity. 414 00:15:51,993 --> 00:15:53,661 That means... 415 00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:55,413 - Dad! - What... what the hell, Rick? 416 00:15:55,538 --> 00:15:56,706 I'll explain on the way. 417 00:15:56,831 --> 00:15:58,541 Gunk Rick: This "moon tower," morty, 418 00:15:58,666 --> 00:16:00,561 is the perfect height and metallic composition 419 00:16:00,585 --> 00:16:03,045 for the amplification and beaming of toxic energies. 420 00:16:03,171 --> 00:16:04,314 What do you think about that, morty? 421 00:16:04,338 --> 00:16:05,607 Are you excited about that, morty? 422 00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:08,050 Oh, man. I'm just freaked out. I-It's too high up here. 423 00:16:08,176 --> 00:16:09,260 Once I flip this switch, 424 00:16:09,385 --> 00:16:12,054 the entire world is gonna be just as toxic as us, baby. 425 00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:21,230 As we praise our loving father... 426 00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:23,983 God is a lie! We made him up for money! 427 00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:31,532 Santa claus isn't real. 428 00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:34,285 You were all mistakes! 429 00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:36,954 We fuckin' did it, morty. 430 00:16:37,079 --> 00:16:38,348 Put your fuckin' hands in the air. 431 00:16:38,372 --> 00:16:40,875 Yeah, you little piece of shit. 432 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,001 Remember me? 433 00:16:42,126 --> 00:16:44,587 Didn't you learn last time that you can't beat me? 434 00:16:44,712 --> 00:16:46,552 Yeah, I did. And then I learned something else. 435 00:16:46,631 --> 00:16:48,257 - This. - Aah! 436 00:16:48,382 --> 00:16:50,801 That bullet is laced with an encrypted nanobotic virus 437 00:16:50,927 --> 00:16:53,596 that will disintegrate your morty in about, ah, 20 minutes. 438 00:16:53,721 --> 00:16:54,597 You think I give a shit? 439 00:16:54,722 --> 00:16:56,057 I know you give a shit, dummy. 440 00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:57,225 Because I know I don't. 441 00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:58,476 Here's another thing I know. 442 00:16:58,601 --> 00:17:00,520 The decryption key that neutralizes the virus. 443 00:17:00,645 --> 00:17:01,854 You want it? Come and get it. 444 00:17:01,979 --> 00:17:03,707 Merge with me and you'll know how to save him. 445 00:17:03,731 --> 00:17:05,083 Pfft. Come on, man. I've been trapped 446 00:17:05,107 --> 00:17:07,109 in your pussy brain for 70 years of delusions, 447 00:17:07,235 --> 00:17:10,112 but this is the all-time weakest bluff that I've ever... 448 00:17:10,238 --> 00:17:12,240 Jesus Christ! What are you doing?! 449 00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:13,605 He's cutting your time in half. 450 00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:15,326 - 10 minutes. - What is your problem? 451 00:17:15,451 --> 00:17:17,495 Oh, I had all my problems removed... my entitlement, 452 00:17:17,620 --> 00:17:19,455 my narcissism, my crippling loneliness, 453 00:17:19,580 --> 00:17:21,791 my irrational attachments. 454 00:17:21,916 --> 00:17:23,727 They must be somewhere. They ain't over here, bro. 455 00:17:23,751 --> 00:17:25,127 I'm not going back in there! 456 00:17:25,253 --> 00:17:26,671 Honestly, I don't care either way. 457 00:17:26,796 --> 00:17:27,797 I hate having you in me. 458 00:17:27,922 --> 00:17:29,525 And when I say "honestly" you can believe it, 459 00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:31,300 because we both know I'm too healthy to lie. 460 00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:32,760 Watch. 461 00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:35,012 All right! Knock it off! You're not impressing anyone. 462 00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:37,017 Morty, not that I give a shit, but are you okay? 463 00:17:37,098 --> 00:17:39,076 - Jesus Christ, it hurts. - Relax, quit your bitching. 464 00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:41,018 Y-You're gonna be fine. Grandpa's here. 465 00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:42,603 You think that's funny? 466 00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:44,623 Y-You got to have a sense of humor about these things. 467 00:17:44,647 --> 00:17:45,731 Oh, wait, you can't. 468 00:17:45,856 --> 00:17:48,067 You're literally incapable of seeing the bigger picture. 469 00:17:48,192 --> 00:17:49,795 I guess it's just funny because you've never done 470 00:17:49,819 --> 00:17:51,630 anything but complain about me being in charge, 471 00:17:51,654 --> 00:17:54,240 but if I ever gave you the wheel we'd be dead in five minutes. 472 00:17:54,365 --> 00:17:56,867 - Rick? - You poor, dumb, sick animal. 473 00:17:56,993 --> 00:17:57,993 Rick? 474 00:17:58,035 --> 00:18:00,162 Aah! Just do it! 475 00:18:00,288 --> 00:18:02,039 Just do it, you piece of... 476 00:18:03,833 --> 00:18:06,836 I'm back, baby! Regular Rick! Master of both worlds! 477 00:18:06,961 --> 00:18:08,212 Check it it out! 478 00:18:08,337 --> 00:18:09,880 "Excuse me." 479 00:18:10,006 --> 00:18:12,383 Now we'll just reverse this hacky toxicity beam. 480 00:18:12,508 --> 00:18:14,343 Man, I really overthink shit when I'm angry. 481 00:18:17,305 --> 00:18:19,348 Oh, give it to me. 482 00:18:19,473 --> 00:18:21,809 Mm, ma-mah. 483 00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:24,687 God is not a lie. 484 00:18:33,696 --> 00:18:34,905 Mommy! Mommy! 485 00:18:35,031 --> 00:18:36,365 Ha! All right, morty, 486 00:18:36,490 --> 00:18:38,284 now it's time we re-merge your little ass. 487 00:18:38,409 --> 00:18:39,428 You're a better man than me, Rick. 488 00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:40,786 I'm healthy enough to admit that! 489 00:18:40,911 --> 00:18:43,122 That kid is a real piece of shit. 490 00:18:43,247 --> 00:18:44,665 Y-Y-You're gonna save me, right? 491 00:18:44,790 --> 00:18:47,168 Part of me wanted to, toxic morty. 492 00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:49,879 Part of me really wanted to. 493 00:18:51,589 --> 00:18:53,309 I'm telling you, these shares are hot. Yeah. 494 00:18:53,424 --> 00:18:55,485 That sounds like a good idea. It's definitely a good idea. 495 00:18:55,509 --> 00:18:57,803 Morty: Duane, Duane, Duane, I get it. Now can you get me? 496 00:18:57,928 --> 00:18:59,430 Have I ever lied to you? 497 00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:02,683 That's right, and ask around, ineverdo, Duane. 498 00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:04,101 Let me put this real simple. 499 00:19:04,226 --> 00:19:06,646 This stock is a beautiful redhead, recently single, 500 00:19:06,771 --> 00:19:09,148 not looking to date but ready to fall in love, 501 00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:11,609 and fate has put her locker two down from yours, Duane... 502 00:19:11,734 --> 00:19:13,778 Two lockers down. 503 00:19:13,903 --> 00:19:15,821 So step up or step off, Duane. 504 00:19:15,946 --> 00:19:18,449 Blue pill or red pill, what'll it be, bro? 505 00:19:20,576 --> 00:19:22,161 Totally understand, Duane. 506 00:19:22,286 --> 00:19:23,746 You're the boss. 507 00:19:23,871 --> 00:19:25,289 Heinholz biotech... 508 00:19:25,414 --> 00:19:27,249 Million and a half at thirty-three. 509 00:19:27,375 --> 00:19:29,168 Heh. 510 00:19:29,293 --> 00:19:31,253 You little fuckin' monster. 511 00:19:34,965 --> 00:19:36,717 Mmm! Is this organic? 512 00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:40,930 Go for morty. 513 00:19:41,055 --> 00:19:42,807 Jessica: Hi, morty. It's Jessica. 514 00:19:42,932 --> 00:19:45,184 Look, can we just talk for a minute? 515 00:19:45,309 --> 00:19:47,509 Is that how long it takes for Rick to trace my location? 516 00:19:47,603 --> 00:19:49,689 Jessica: Come back, morty. I miss you. 517 00:19:49,814 --> 00:19:50,690 You miss the old me. 518 00:19:50,815 --> 00:19:52,250 You miss someone that loved you so much, 519 00:19:52,274 --> 00:19:53,502 you never had to love 'em back. 520 00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:55,087 Jessica: How do you know I don't want to love you? 521 00:19:55,111 --> 00:19:57,446 - Because I'm not sick. - Ex-girlfriend? 522 00:19:57,571 --> 00:19:58,739 Should I be jealous? 523 00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:00,199 There's nothing to be jealous of. 524 00:20:00,324 --> 00:20:01,644 I just realized that I'm scheduled 525 00:20:01,742 --> 00:20:04,078 to speak at that fundraiser on our date night. 526 00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:05,454 I can cancel. 527 00:20:05,579 --> 00:20:06,997 We'll be together. That's a date. 528 00:20:07,123 --> 00:20:08,958 You are the perfect man. 529 00:20:09,083 --> 00:20:11,460 Oh, sweetie, I think you hit the wrong button. 530 00:20:11,585 --> 00:20:12,628 You didn't hang up. 531 00:20:12,753 --> 00:20:14,714 Huh. How 'bout that? 532 00:20:19,343 --> 00:20:21,470 Sorry, tiny American psycho. 533 00:20:21,595 --> 00:20:23,723 Time to take the opposite of your medicine. 534 00:20:23,848 --> 00:20:26,642 Do what you got to do. 535 00:20:26,767 --> 00:20:29,061 Oh! Ow! Aah! 536 00:20:29,770 --> 00:20:31,522 So, how do you feel, morty? 537 00:20:31,647 --> 00:20:34,108 - Ah, geez. I'm miserable. - Am I good or what? 538 00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:36,473 I guess it's worth it, though, to know how much you care. 539 00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:39,113 Care? Me? Morty, I'm fine with you. 540 00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:41,699 - I only did this for him. - You lying bitch. 541 00:20:41,824 --> 00:20:43,927 She kept coming to our house, morty, and kept asking me, 542 00:20:43,951 --> 00:20:45,345 "did... did... d-did you get a new morty yet?" 543 00:20:45,369 --> 00:20:47,913 Because you kept drunk-dialing me and crying about it. 544 00:20:48,038 --> 00:20:49,206 I wasn't crying! 545 00:20:49,331 --> 00:20:50,374 Jacquelyn, I... 546 00:20:50,499 --> 00:20:52,251 I-I-I wasn't who I said I was. 547 00:20:52,376 --> 00:20:54,920 You weren't a 14-year-old boy from the midwest 548 00:20:55,045 --> 00:20:56,765 who ran away from his family and capitalized 549 00:20:56,881 --> 00:20:59,508 on his lack of conscience by becoming a stock broker? 550 00:20:59,633 --> 00:21:01,793 Oh. I guess I was pretty up front about that, wasn't I? 551 00:21:01,844 --> 00:21:03,345 You were up front about everything. 552 00:21:03,471 --> 00:21:04,680 You were my soul mate. 553 00:21:04,805 --> 00:21:08,434 Well... N-Not anymore. I'll, um... 554 00:21:08,559 --> 00:21:09,935 Y-You can keep the apartment 555 00:21:10,060 --> 00:21:11,854 and... and... and, uh... the drones. 556 00:21:11,979 --> 00:21:13,019 She can't keep the drones. 557 00:21:13,063 --> 00:21:14,541 They turn into a little voltron robot. 558 00:21:14,565 --> 00:21:15,566 They're awesome. 559 00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:18,694 You can't keep the drones. 560 00:21:20,321 --> 00:21:22,156 So, how was your date with Brad? 561 00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:24,116 It wasn't a date. We were just having lunch. 562 00:21:24,241 --> 00:21:25,969 You guys are getting back together, aren't you? 563 00:21:25,993 --> 00:21:27,429 Morty, I need your help on an adventure. 564 00:21:27,453 --> 00:21:28,662 Eh, "need" is a strong word. 565 00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:30,640 We need door stops, but a brick would work, too. 566 00:21:30,664 --> 00:21:31,749 Okay. 567 00:21:32,875 --> 00:21:34,168 Mofly 568 00:21:35,252 --> 00:21:36,796 good to have you back. 569 00:21:38,672 --> 00:21:40,007 Have you ever been peed on before? 570 00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:42,760 Oh, my god. Yum. 571 00:21:42,885 --> 00:21:46,347 J“ hey, did you ever want to hold a terrifold? J“ 572 00:21:46,472 --> 00:21:48,098 j“ I got one right here j“ 573 00:21:48,224 --> 00:21:49,642 j“ grab my Terri-flap j“ 574 00:21:49,767 --> 00:21:50,810 j“ squeeze it j“ 575 00:21:50,935 --> 00:21:53,229 j“ grab it, squeeze it, tug on my Terri-flap j“ 576 00:21:53,354 --> 00:21:55,439 j“ hey, I want to take you to j“ 577 00:21:55,564 --> 00:21:57,233 j“ the terrifold dance j“ 578 00:21:57,358 --> 00:22:00,402 j“ wanna come with me? You can grab my holdie-folds j“ 579 00:22:00,528 --> 00:22:02,112 j“ squeeze 'em tight j“ 580 00:22:02,238 --> 00:22:03,572 j“ you son of a bitch j“ 581 00:22:03,697 --> 00:22:05,908 j“ suck my holdie-flappy folds j“ 582 00:22:06,033 --> 00:22:08,577 j“ lick my flappy foldie-holes j“ 583 00:22:08,702 --> 00:22:11,288 j“ my Terri-flaps in your mouth j“ 584 00:22:11,413 --> 00:22:13,666 j“ suck my flaps, you piece of shit j“ 585 00:22:13,791 --> 00:22:16,418 j“ Whoo j“ 586 00:22:16,544 --> 00:22:19,088 man: Although only a handful of moon towers remain today, 587 00:22:19,213 --> 00:22:21,799 they were popular in the late 19th century. 588 00:22:21,924 --> 00:22:24,385 An entire town could be illuminated by... 589 00:22:24,510 --> 00:22:25,803 What the hell is this? 590 00:22:27,596 --> 00:22:29,116 Sea cucumber! 591 00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:31,308 Sea cucumber!