1 00:00:01,043 --> 00:00:03,837 [ Gunfire, explosion] 2 00:00:04,838 --> 00:00:06,757 Get us out of here. I'll hold them off. 3 00:00:06,882 --> 00:00:09,051 [Screaming] 4 00:00:09,176 --> 00:00:11,386 [ Dramatic music plays] 5 00:00:11,512 --> 00:00:12,763 My name is Beth Smith. 6 00:00:12,888 --> 00:00:14,973 Tell your top bugs the defiance lives on. 7 00:00:16,391 --> 00:00:18,060 I'll make you a legend. Blade Smith. 8 00:00:18,185 --> 00:00:19,019 Beth Smith. 9 00:00:19,144 --> 00:00:20,270 Beth. Beth. Beth Smith. 10 00:00:20,395 --> 00:00:22,314 Okay. God. It's just such a plain... 11 00:00:22,439 --> 00:00:24,233 I'm trying to come up with a mnemonic device. 12 00:00:24,358 --> 00:00:25,984 You could connect it to not dying. 13 00:00:26,109 --> 00:00:26,818 I know, I know! 14 00:00:26,944 --> 00:00:28,338 You'd think that would sear it right in, 15 00:00:28,362 --> 00:00:30,322 but it just speaks to the sheer forgettability. 16 00:00:30,447 --> 00:00:33,242 Oh, god. I-I am so sorry, um... 17 00:00:33,367 --> 00:00:35,953 Uh... oh, god. Starts with a... 18 00:00:36,078 --> 00:00:37,597 Congratulations to your government, business, 19 00:00:37,621 --> 00:00:39,289 or terror cell on its acquisition 20 00:00:39,414 --> 00:00:41,291 of the nx-5 planet remover by xamazax 21 00:00:41,416 --> 00:00:43,126 in partnership with wrangler jeans. 22 00:00:43,252 --> 00:00:46,338 The nx-5's industry-leading tachyon beams eliminate planets 23 00:00:46,463 --> 00:00:47,798 twice as fast as the nx—4s 24 00:00:47,923 --> 00:00:50,509 with half the battery and zero built-in fatal design flaws. 25 00:00:50,634 --> 00:00:52,135 That's right. No more secret hole 26 00:00:52,261 --> 00:00:53,821 that blows the whole thing up when you shoot it. 27 00:00:53,845 --> 00:00:54,948 Your enemies will say it's unfair. 28 00:00:54,972 --> 00:00:56,515 We say it's about time. 29 00:00:56,640 --> 00:00:58,350 Damn it. We risked our lives for that? 30 00:00:58,475 --> 00:01:00,352 You did your best. Maybe you need a break. 31 00:01:00,477 --> 00:01:02,288 - Don't you ever miss earth? - I don't have to miss it. 32 00:01:02,312 --> 00:01:03,730 I'm technically still there. 33 00:01:03,855 --> 00:01:06,692 My dad made a perfect clone of me to take my place. 34 00:01:06,817 --> 00:01:07,818 Boy, that Rick. 35 00:01:07,943 --> 00:01:10,737 So, if you do go back, what happens to the clone? 36 00:01:10,862 --> 00:01:11,738 Does it have, like, 37 00:01:11,863 --> 00:01:13,907 a proximity-triggered device in its neck? 38 00:01:14,032 --> 00:01:15,617 - Who cares? Are we done? - Sure. 39 00:01:15,742 --> 00:01:16,994 Unless you want me to remove 40 00:01:17,119 --> 00:01:20,205 the proximity-triggered device from your neck. 41 00:01:20,330 --> 00:01:21,665 Think it's a bomb? 42 00:01:21,790 --> 00:01:23,375 Man, what if this is how you found out 43 00:01:23,500 --> 00:01:25,002 he never wanted you back, 44 00:01:25,127 --> 00:01:27,421 that he loved the clone more than you? 45 00:01:27,546 --> 00:01:28,880 How crazy would that be? 46 00:01:29,006 --> 00:01:31,466 Crazy and of... of course soul-crushing. For you. 47 00:01:31,592 --> 00:01:32,902 I actually have something for that. 48 00:01:32,926 --> 00:01:34,428 Y-You want some? They're nonaddictive. 49 00:01:34,553 --> 00:01:36,430 That's not true. They're totally addictive. 50 00:01:36,555 --> 00:01:37,681 I'm a terrible doctor. 51 00:01:37,806 --> 00:01:39,242 I actually have something for that, too. 52 00:01:39,266 --> 00:01:41,101 You want some? Nonaddictive. 53 00:01:41,226 --> 00:01:43,395 Mmm! I'm a great doctor. 54 00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:45,856 [Dramatic music plays] 55 00:02:15,344 --> 00:02:16,928 Dr. Wong had a cancellation today. 56 00:02:17,054 --> 00:02:18,347 Anybody up for a family session? 57 00:02:18,472 --> 00:02:19,782 - I could do that. - I'm... I'm down to clown. 58 00:02:19,806 --> 00:02:21,618 Not sure my therapy puppet will be done in time. 59 00:02:21,642 --> 00:02:23,202 Great, because she specifically asked you 60 00:02:23,226 --> 00:02:24,978 to stop bringing puppets. Dad? 61 00:02:25,103 --> 00:02:27,230 I love therapy... Family therapy most of all... 62 00:02:27,356 --> 00:02:30,901 But I am actually disintegrating. 63 00:02:31,026 --> 00:02:32,027 - Oh, my god! - Whoa! Dad! 64 00:02:32,152 --> 00:02:33,862 Is that really it? We did it? 65 00:02:33,987 --> 00:02:35,322 It's the invisibility belt. 66 00:02:35,447 --> 00:02:37,699 [Chair scraping] Whoa, whoa, whoa! 67 00:02:37,824 --> 00:02:38,700 He grazed them. 68 00:02:38,825 --> 00:02:40,136 That's gonna hurt in like 10 seconds. 69 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:42,037 - Thanks, morty. - Why should I let you use it? 70 00:02:42,162 --> 00:02:43,848 - You never let me use it. - Can I have the belt? 71 00:02:43,872 --> 00:02:45,872 - It would really piss off morty. - Fantastic idea. 72 00:02:45,916 --> 00:02:47,876 What the hell?! You jerk! Give it! 73 00:02:48,001 --> 00:02:49,378 [Dishes clattering] 74 00:02:49,503 --> 00:02:51,421 - Hey! Ow! - Share the invisibility. 75 00:02:51,546 --> 00:02:52,130 - Jerry? - Jerry: Ooh. 76 00:02:52,255 --> 00:02:53,399 This looks like a job for Mr. Nibbles. 77 00:02:53,423 --> 00:02:54,758 Let me just glue one more eye on. 78 00:02:54,883 --> 00:02:56,885 I'm gonna kill you! 79 00:02:57,010 --> 00:02:58,404 Oof. Looks like you two have to fight 80 00:02:58,428 --> 00:02:59,908 about why you can't control your kids. 81 00:02:59,971 --> 00:03:01,411 Good thing Dr. Wong's got an opening. 82 00:03:03,350 --> 00:03:05,852 - You're a bad father. - Don't let him divide us! 83 00:03:06,395 --> 00:03:09,231 Garage, family therapy mode. 84 00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:14,069 [ Down-tempo music plays] 85 00:03:14,194 --> 00:03:15,404 Honew you're back. 86 00:03:15,529 --> 00:03:16,655 You seem surprised. 87 00:03:16,780 --> 00:03:19,366 - You never wrote. - And never exploded? 88 00:03:20,033 --> 00:03:23,036 What I'm hearing is that you think that's a bomb. 89 00:03:23,161 --> 00:03:24,746 [Grunts] 90 00:03:24,871 --> 00:03:26,540 So does every engineer that's seen it. 91 00:03:26,665 --> 00:03:28,667 Engineer? Princess, I'm sure every caveman 92 00:03:28,792 --> 00:03:30,752 that sees a microwave calls it a rock cabinet. 93 00:03:30,877 --> 00:03:34,256 The point of inventing is to make things that don't exist. 94 00:03:34,381 --> 00:03:35,799 [Growling] 95 00:03:35,924 --> 00:03:37,843 [ Beeping ] 96 00:03:37,968 --> 00:03:40,303 Then whip me up a reason not to kill you. 97 00:03:40,429 --> 00:03:42,389 Beth: Dad, we're off to Dr. Wong's. 98 00:03:42,514 --> 00:03:44,558 Scan her. 99 00:03:45,267 --> 00:03:46,393 [ Robotic voice] Dad? 100 00:03:47,310 --> 00:03:48,790 Rick's voice: Okay. Have fun, pumpkin. 101 00:03:48,895 --> 00:03:50,480 Sorry I'm a piece-of-shit father. 102 00:03:50,605 --> 00:03:53,442 Beth: Oh! [Laughs ] Well, the self-loathing buys a lot back. 103 00:03:53,567 --> 00:03:54,609 Jerry, leave the puppet. 104 00:03:54,735 --> 00:03:56,987 Jerry: It's a one-way ticket to a breakthrough, Beth. 105 00:03:57,112 --> 00:03:59,281 The device in her neck would have transferred 106 00:03:59,406 --> 00:04:01,006 a database of her memories to your device 107 00:04:01,116 --> 00:04:02,159 before vaporizing her. 108 00:04:02,284 --> 00:04:03,618 So much for that plan. 109 00:04:03,744 --> 00:04:06,413 Why is she... it... Why am I back with Jerry? 110 00:04:06,538 --> 00:04:08,165 I thought she was a copy of me. 111 00:04:08,290 --> 00:04:09,290 She is a copy of you. 112 00:04:09,374 --> 00:04:12,419 If she ran back to that dingleberry, that's on you. 113 00:04:12,544 --> 00:04:13,980 - Want to grab a drink? - All the time. 114 00:04:14,004 --> 00:04:15,004 Good girl. 115 00:04:15,088 --> 00:04:17,132 [Birds chirping] 116 00:04:17,924 --> 00:04:19,259 Ooh. 117 00:04:24,473 --> 00:04:26,641 [Sniffs] 118 00:04:31,605 --> 00:04:32,939 [Whirring] 119 00:04:33,064 --> 00:04:34,904 - Morty: To catch a predator. - What the hell?! 120 00:04:35,025 --> 00:04:37,486 Thermal goggles, bitch. Mom said share! 121 00:04:37,611 --> 00:04:39,738 You can't share invisibility. Take those off. 122 00:04:39,863 --> 00:04:41,990 [Both grunting] 123 00:04:46,119 --> 00:04:47,996 So I'll just see you at cheerleader practice? 124 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:50,165 Should I bring a poncho? 125 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:51,958 Morty: All right! State your terms. 126 00:04:52,083 --> 00:04:54,169 Give back the belt. You take the goggles. 127 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:56,421 Go away. We trade in an hour. 128 00:04:56,546 --> 00:04:58,215 Deal. 129 00:04:58,340 --> 00:05:00,467 - [ Glass shatters] - How do you like that, bitch? 130 00:05:00,592 --> 00:05:02,677 I liked it more than my old belt. 131 00:05:02,803 --> 00:05:04,262 "Tiny big man junior"? 132 00:05:04,387 --> 00:05:06,723 You should've shared. 133 00:05:07,349 --> 00:05:08,892 What are you doing in my house? 134 00:05:09,017 --> 00:05:11,269 Did I wander that far from my console? 135 00:05:11,394 --> 00:05:14,231 They should put a warning on these things. 136 00:05:14,356 --> 00:05:15,836 Space Beth: So, we overrode the gates, 137 00:05:15,899 --> 00:05:18,026 and the slave rebellion took the capital. 138 00:05:18,151 --> 00:05:19,653 - Pretty cool. - Very cool. 139 00:05:19,778 --> 00:05:22,531 My daughter, having space adventures. 140 00:05:22,656 --> 00:05:25,659 They are skewing a tad star wars-y, though. 141 00:05:25,784 --> 00:05:26,868 Don't forget to have fun. 142 00:05:26,993 --> 00:05:28,971 Well, I came back to murder you, not get your notes, 143 00:05:28,995 --> 00:05:31,315 but I'll remember to fart more while I'm saving the galaxy. 144 00:05:31,414 --> 00:05:33,208 Okay. I'm the one that made this possible. 145 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:34,973 - It's not a competition. - Of course not. 146 00:05:35,085 --> 00:05:36,085 Just curious, though... 147 00:05:36,169 --> 00:05:38,463 If it were, would "most wanted" be first place? 148 00:05:38,588 --> 00:05:40,632 [Whirring] 149 00:05:40,757 --> 00:05:42,259 You're fighting the gromflomites? 150 00:05:42,384 --> 00:05:44,104 Dad, they're trying to take over the galaxy! 151 00:05:44,135 --> 00:05:46,304 Everybody in the galaxy tries to take over the galaxy. 152 00:05:46,429 --> 00:05:48,932 The trick is to be left alone by whoever succeeds. 153 00:05:49,057 --> 00:05:50,642 Ah, it's your hero phase. 154 00:05:50,767 --> 00:05:52,519 I had one, too. You'll outgrow it. 155 00:05:52,644 --> 00:05:53,644 No, you did. 156 00:05:53,687 --> 00:05:55,087 I'm not gonna outgrow giving a shit. 157 00:05:55,188 --> 00:05:57,232 Sources tell us these aliens, who call themselves 158 00:05:57,357 --> 00:06:00,443 the new galactic federation, will blow up the planet 159 00:06:00,569 --> 00:06:02,889 unless some woman with a very boring name gives herself up. 160 00:06:02,946 --> 00:06:04,215 - Oh, come on. - Way to give a shit. 161 00:06:04,239 --> 00:06:05,999 Next time, don't wipe it on your home planet. 162 00:06:06,074 --> 00:06:07,826 Oh, shit. They're gonna track down Beth. 163 00:06:07,951 --> 00:06:09,703 You mean Beth's clone. 164 00:06:09,828 --> 00:06:12,289 Right. Beth's clone. 165 00:06:12,414 --> 00:06:14,165 What... what did I say? 166 00:06:14,291 --> 00:06:16,167 [ Indistinct conversations] 167 00:06:16,293 --> 00:06:17,836 [Dramatic music plays] 168 00:06:17,961 --> 00:06:20,046 It really was nice seeing you again. 169 00:06:20,171 --> 00:06:21,590 Whoo! 170 00:06:21,715 --> 00:06:23,758 - [ All cheering] - Yeah! Go, honey bees! 171 00:06:23,884 --> 00:06:25,468 Good practice, girls! 172 00:06:25,594 --> 00:06:27,137 And remember, we are in a drought, 173 00:06:27,262 --> 00:06:30,390 so be sure to shower as one big group at the exact same time. 174 00:06:30,515 --> 00:06:32,559 [ Indistinct conversations, alarm ringing] 175 00:06:32,684 --> 00:06:34,102 Shower fire! The shower's on fire! 176 00:06:34,227 --> 00:06:35,604 Step aside, girls! I got this! 177 00:06:35,729 --> 00:06:37,981 [Whimpering] 178 00:06:39,065 --> 00:06:41,109 [Whimpering, breathing heavily] 179 00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:42,110 [Grunts] 180 00:06:42,235 --> 00:06:43,528 You're a monster! 181 00:06:43,653 --> 00:06:45,614 Still want to share? 182 00:06:45,739 --> 00:06:47,657 [Whirring] 183 00:06:47,782 --> 00:06:50,619 [Dramatic music plays] 184 00:06:50,744 --> 00:06:52,495 Morty Smith, hands up. 185 00:06:52,621 --> 00:06:55,040 You are under arrest for crimes against 186 00:06:55,165 --> 00:06:57,292 the new improved galactic federation. 187 00:06:57,417 --> 00:06:59,002 Wait. What? How are you doing that? 188 00:06:59,127 --> 00:07:01,379 You're not psychic, are you? Do you have psychic powers? 189 00:07:01,504 --> 00:07:02,881 Uh, yes. 190 00:07:03,006 --> 00:07:04,006 Are they strong powers? 191 00:07:04,090 --> 00:07:05,508 We're just looking for your mother. 192 00:07:05,634 --> 00:07:07,552 You can't, like, stop our hearts, can you? 193 00:07:07,677 --> 00:07:08,720 Uh, I can. 194 00:07:08,845 --> 00:07:09,971 Okay. We surrender. 195 00:07:10,096 --> 00:07:12,140 Jerry, do you agree that the use of puppets 196 00:07:12,265 --> 00:07:14,059 makes you seem dumb and crazy? 197 00:07:14,184 --> 00:07:15,578 [ High-pitched] I don't think "crazy" 198 00:07:15,602 --> 00:07:17,562 is a responsible word to use in... 199 00:07:17,687 --> 00:07:20,065 It is now. This is crazy. You're being crazy. 200 00:07:20,190 --> 00:07:21,650 They do it in therapy on TV. 201 00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:24,319 Well, TV gives British people prizes for baking, Jerry. 202 00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:26,237 [ Explosion ] 203 00:07:26,363 --> 00:07:28,531 [Dramatic music plays] 204 00:07:29,699 --> 00:07:31,493 - Tammy? - Tonya? Tammya. Tammya. 205 00:07:31,618 --> 00:07:32,702 Hi, Mrs. Smith. 206 00:07:32,827 --> 00:07:34,204 I like your hair better this way. 207 00:07:34,329 --> 00:07:35,622 - How's the stomach? - What? 208 00:07:35,747 --> 00:07:36,998 - [ Grunts] - Hey! 209 00:07:37,123 --> 00:07:38,667 [Grunts] I only said "hey"! 210 00:07:38,792 --> 00:07:40,835 It's not like I can do more than that. 211 00:07:40,961 --> 00:07:42,337 As much as I'd like to kill you, 212 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:44,839 my superiors have some questions about the defiance. 213 00:07:44,965 --> 00:07:48,426 I don't have a... I have a defiance? 214 00:07:48,551 --> 00:07:50,178 Oh, god. I'm a clone. 215 00:07:50,303 --> 00:07:51,596 That's your defense? 216 00:07:51,721 --> 00:07:53,348 No. My defense is eat me. 217 00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:54,474 - Ow! - Hey! Aah! 218 00:07:54,599 --> 00:07:59,562 We've been over this! All I do is say "hey"! 219 00:07:59,688 --> 00:08:01,523 Smart guns, wait-list human life. 220 00:08:01,648 --> 00:08:02,983 And the therapist. 221 00:08:03,108 --> 00:08:05,151 [Dramatic music plays] 222 00:08:09,656 --> 00:08:10,656 Tammy, this is the office 223 00:08:10,740 --> 00:08:12,367 where my family works to better itself. 224 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:13,636 What, and that makes it sacred? 225 00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:15,304 No, it makes it a place I've rigged with a lot 226 00:08:15,328 --> 00:08:17,205 of voice-activated escape contingencies. 227 00:08:17,330 --> 00:08:18,970 [Clears throat] These are all good points. 228 00:08:18,999 --> 00:08:20,583 I need to take a long look at myself. 229 00:08:20,709 --> 00:08:22,293 [Whirring] 230 00:08:22,419 --> 00:08:24,212 [Screams] 231 00:08:24,337 --> 00:08:26,715 - I'd like to discuss that. - I don't discuss problems. 232 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:28,758 I incinerate 'em. Everybody in the car. 233 00:08:28,883 --> 00:08:29,926 [Fire crackling] 234 00:08:30,051 --> 00:08:32,012 Everybody in my family, not the world. 235 00:08:32,137 --> 00:08:33,930 Jesus, vvong. Boundanes 236 00:08:34,055 --> 00:08:35,807 [whirring] 237 00:08:35,932 --> 00:08:38,268 I'm better than this job. 238 00:08:38,852 --> 00:08:41,855 [Dramatic music plays] 239 00:08:41,980 --> 00:08:43,314 Can't you just make a portal? 240 00:08:43,440 --> 00:08:45,167 Your children are down there invisible, Jerry. 241 00:08:45,191 --> 00:08:47,068 "Make a portal"? Father of the year back here. 242 00:08:47,193 --> 00:08:49,696 You're one to talk. You told me I wasn't a clone. 243 00:08:49,821 --> 00:08:51,448 Rick: Y-you're not a clone. 244 00:08:51,573 --> 00:08:52,699 And who is that? 245 00:08:52,824 --> 00:08:54,451 Uh... uh, a clone. 246 00:08:54,576 --> 00:08:55,910 [Music continues] 247 00:08:56,036 --> 00:08:58,038 [Woman screams] 248 00:08:58,997 --> 00:09:00,415 Why would you make a clone of me 249 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:01,958 just to send the clone into space? 250 00:09:02,083 --> 00:09:03,763 Well, you didn't want to go, and I thought, 251 00:09:03,835 --> 00:09:04,919 "okay, that's cool." 252 00:09:05,045 --> 00:09:07,231 But then I thought, "well, you know what would be even cooler, 253 00:09:07,255 --> 00:09:09,215 is a space daughter," 3-50 I made one. 254 00:09:09,340 --> 00:09:11,360 And I put a bomb in her neck in case she ever came back. 255 00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:12,260 Father of the year! 256 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:13,665 She wasn't supposed to come back! 257 00:09:13,762 --> 00:09:14,387 Why did she? 258 00:09:14,512 --> 00:09:15,823 Well, she found a bomb in her neck. 259 00:09:15,847 --> 00:09:17,390 Wouldn't you? 260 00:09:18,308 --> 00:09:20,018 - Father of the year. - Shut up! 261 00:09:20,143 --> 00:09:22,437 I'm tired of believing you. I want to talk to her. 262 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:24,442 - No, you don't. [Grunts] - Jerry, do something! 263 00:09:24,522 --> 00:09:25,522 Hey. 264 00:09:30,236 --> 00:09:32,072 He told me you're the clone. 265 00:09:32,197 --> 00:09:34,574 - What do you think he told me? - You're the clone? 266 00:09:34,699 --> 00:09:36,326 Wow. Naive and attractive. 267 00:09:36,451 --> 00:09:38,078 Wow. Jaded and hot. 268 00:09:38,203 --> 00:09:39,245 Rick: [Grunting] 269 00:09:39,370 --> 00:09:41,247 I know this is bad parenting, 270 00:09:41,372 --> 00:09:43,017 but if you stop fighting, you both get McDonald's. 271 00:09:43,041 --> 00:09:45,960 How about I just blow my brains out, starting with hers? 272 00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:47,337 Okay, Wendy's. We love Wendy's. 273 00:09:47,462 --> 00:09:48,982 I-I think they even gave us some money. 274 00:09:49,047 --> 00:09:50,882 - Drop it. Don't move! - Freeze! Get down! 275 00:09:51,007 --> 00:09:52,693 - [ Indistinct shouting] - Everybody, shut up! 276 00:09:52,717 --> 00:09:54,469 You're all saying different shit! 277 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:56,137 Wait. So there are two of them? 278 00:09:56,262 --> 00:09:58,807 More importantly, which one is mine? 279 00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:00,433 Uh, neither, chauvinist. 280 00:10:00,558 --> 00:10:02,477 Whatever. Take them both. 281 00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:05,897 [Dramatic music plays] 282 00:10:06,022 --> 00:10:08,274 Cool beam. But let's bargain. 283 00:10:08,399 --> 00:10:10,235 - I'm the one you really want. - Excuse me? 284 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:11,861 Uh, smartest man in the universe? 285 00:10:11,986 --> 00:10:13,655 Secret to interdimensional travel? 286 00:10:13,780 --> 00:10:15,824 - Ask your bosses. - My bosses are bugs, Rick. 287 00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:18,326 You killed the old ones. The new ones are half my age. 288 00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:22,038 They know if you're left alone, you're a non-threat. 289 00:10:22,163 --> 00:10:23,832 - Oof-a! - We got the payload. 290 00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:25,708 Fire up the nx-5. 291 00:10:25,834 --> 00:10:26,834 Earth's going ta-ta. 292 00:10:26,876 --> 00:10:29,276 You might want to do that thing where you find a new universe 293 00:10:29,337 --> 00:10:30,880 where you can suck yourself off. 294 00:10:31,005 --> 00:10:32,645 - You can't tell me what to do. - Awesome. 295 00:10:32,715 --> 00:10:34,384 He resisted. We can shoot him. 296 00:10:34,509 --> 00:10:36,344 - Wha... - Just go with it, Jerry. 297 00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:38,805 Everybody, drop your guns... Except for Jerry! 298 00:10:38,930 --> 00:10:41,391 Fucking classic. 299 00:10:41,516 --> 00:10:43,518 [Whirring, gunfire] 300 00:10:44,936 --> 00:10:46,396 - Holy shit! Morty! - And summer! 301 00:10:46,521 --> 00:10:48,481 W-We worked together! That's... that's our arc! 302 00:10:48,606 --> 00:10:51,086 Summer: We went from siblings to invisible to working together. 303 00:10:51,192 --> 00:10:52,861 It's not "citizen Kane," but why compete 304 00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:55,155 with whatever's going on here, you know? 305 00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:57,615 [Dramatic music plays] 306 00:10:57,740 --> 00:10:59,576 - [ Bone cracks] - Aah! 307 00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:02,620 You made me go to a wedding. 308 00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:06,475 And you killed my best friend. I should've said that one first. 309 00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:11,379 Congratulations, earth, on being destroyed by the nx-5, 310 00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:14,632 brought to you by wrangler. 311 00:11:14,757 --> 00:11:16,134 [Dramatic music plays] 312 00:11:16,259 --> 00:11:18,219 [Groans] 313 00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:20,180 Guess the galaxy's most-wanted mammal 314 00:11:20,305 --> 00:11:22,182 needs her daddy to come change her diapie. 315 00:11:22,307 --> 00:11:23,183 Come on, kids. 316 00:11:23,308 --> 00:11:26,853 We have to go do a fucking piece-of-shit "star wars." 317 00:11:26,978 --> 00:11:29,689 [Dramatic music plays] 318 00:11:29,814 --> 00:11:31,608 Attention, zeta 99-2. 319 00:11:31,733 --> 00:11:33,860 We know you have a stolen ship. Stand down. 320 00:11:33,985 --> 00:11:36,738 Oh, am I not a non-threat now? 321 00:11:38,323 --> 00:11:40,116 [Grunting] 322 00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:43,369 [Explosions] 323 00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:46,080 Hey, you are not cleared Toland! 324 00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:48,416 - We will open fire! - Hold your ground, men! 325 00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:49,542 You'll be heroes! 326 00:11:52,754 --> 00:11:54,130 Summer, try unlocking that door 327 00:11:54,255 --> 00:11:56,108 by scanning your high-school friend's dead face. 328 00:11:56,132 --> 00:11:57,592 Uh, I have... I have to pee. 329 00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,135 Pee on the floor. It's a death star. 330 00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:01,471 Okay. But there's rebellion and then there's... 331 00:12:01,596 --> 00:12:03,264 - Here, dad. - Perfect. 332 00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:06,100 - [ Buzzing ] - What am I doing wrong? 333 00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:07,393 Ugh. Her eyes are closed. 334 00:12:07,518 --> 00:12:10,271 Morty, open the left one. I've got the right. 335 00:12:11,105 --> 00:12:12,865 She died the way she lived... Overserialized. 336 00:12:12,899 --> 00:12:14,567 I'm gonna rescue your mom and her clone 337 00:12:14,692 --> 00:12:15,920 without revealing which is which. 338 00:12:15,944 --> 00:12:17,654 You two find the nx-5 and shut it down. 339 00:12:17,779 --> 00:12:19,423 I mean, don't die trying. There's infinite earths. 340 00:12:19,447 --> 00:12:21,115 If you can save this one, it's gravy. 341 00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:22,533 Dream team rides again! 342 00:12:22,659 --> 00:12:24,077 Oh, yeah. We're like Luke and Leia. 343 00:12:24,202 --> 00:12:25,578 Uh, except no kissing part. 344 00:12:25,703 --> 00:12:27,097 What's another famous brother-sister team? 345 00:12:27,121 --> 00:12:27,997 Uh, hansel and gretel? 346 00:12:28,122 --> 00:12:29,624 Yeah, nght those two were fucking. 347 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:30,792 Dad, we need the belt. 348 00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:32,228 Jerry: I can't go with you guys watching. 349 00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:34,337 - You're invisible! - What if the pee isn't? 350 00:12:34,462 --> 00:12:36,631 You know what? We don't need invisibility. 351 00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:38,383 Working together is our belt. 352 00:12:38,508 --> 00:12:39,634 That's our arc. Let's do it. 353 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:42,053 I'm gonna go ahead and whistle. That's how good I feel. 354 00:12:42,178 --> 00:12:43,596 [Whistling] 355 00:12:47,475 --> 00:12:49,769 Jerry: Oh, god. I knew it. 356 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:54,148 Ugh. This floor isn't level. 357 00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:55,650 [ Down-tempo music plays] 358 00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,193 Are they gonna torture us? 359 00:12:57,318 --> 00:12:59,112 Unless you plan on telling them what I know. 360 00:12:59,237 --> 00:13:01,239 Last chance to guess who was the clone. 361 00:13:01,364 --> 00:13:02,448 You're his daughter. 362 00:13:02,573 --> 00:13:03,825 Something about the eyes, 363 00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:06,619 the shameless abandonment of your family. 364 00:13:06,744 --> 00:13:08,454 How ever can I live with myself? 365 00:13:08,579 --> 00:13:11,249 One theory... I was designed by your father to live with myself, 366 00:13:11,374 --> 00:13:13,060 which would mean you made a conscious choice 367 00:13:13,084 --> 00:13:15,461 to swallow your dreams with cheap wine and dinosaur pasta. 368 00:13:15,586 --> 00:13:17,026 You know that's the kind Jerry likes, 369 00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:19,316 same way I know the only goddamn dream you'll ever follow 370 00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:20,675 is your shitty father's approval. 371 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,677 You fetch your shitty father's lemonade. 372 00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:24,679 You cosplay as your shitty father in his 30s. 373 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:26,097 Red alert. Red alert. 374 00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:28,266 Rick Sanchez... [ choking ] 375 00:13:28,391 --> 00:13:30,393 Rick: More like dead alert. What else? What else? 376 00:13:30,518 --> 00:13:31,829 I wrote some stuff down in my notes app. 377 00:13:31,853 --> 00:13:33,938 Let me just find it. 378 00:13:34,063 --> 00:13:36,524 Screw it. Beth, if... If one of you is still alive, 379 00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:37,649 you're my real daughter. 380 00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:39,574 If you're both alive, don't hurt the other one. 381 00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:41,279 She's just a clone. She's not worth it. 382 00:13:41,404 --> 00:13:42,404 I'm coming, baby! 383 00:13:42,488 --> 00:13:44,699 - That piece of shit. - What a piece of shit. 384 00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:46,534 I came back to kill him, you know. 385 00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:47,702 I'd like to help. 386 00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:49,829 - Kick me between my eyes. - From here? 387 00:13:49,954 --> 00:13:50,954 Oh, you dropped yoga 388 00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:53,124 so you could buy Jerry more flintstones vitam... 389 00:13:53,249 --> 00:13:55,209 [Dramatic music plays] 390 00:13:57,378 --> 00:14:00,423 Oh, I do not like the looks of this giant fight chamber. 391 00:14:00,548 --> 00:14:02,884 [Gas hissing] 392 00:14:03,009 --> 00:14:05,970 [Whirring] 393 00:14:07,138 --> 00:14:07,972 Bird person? 394 00:14:08,097 --> 00:14:09,640 It is now Phoenix person. 395 00:14:09,766 --> 00:14:12,602 You're working for them? What did they do to you, b.P.? 396 00:14:12,727 --> 00:14:15,063 It is now p.P. Where is Tammy? 397 00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:17,565 Oh, don't worry about her. I killed her. 398 00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:19,067 I loved her. 399 00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:19,901 Really? Huh. 400 00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:21,694 Then can I suggest as an alternate name 401 00:14:21,819 --> 00:14:23,321 crazy pussy-whipped person? 402 00:14:23,446 --> 00:14:24,739 [Screams] 403 00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:26,199 [Grunts] 404 00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,746 Aah! 405 00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:35,500 [Whirring, rattling] 406 00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:37,752 [Grunts, coughs] 407 00:14:38,336 --> 00:14:41,005 It's funny. I always wondered who would win if we ever fought. 408 00:14:41,130 --> 00:14:43,257 Then you were always a bad friend. 409 00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:45,385 [Whirring] 410 00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:47,136 [Grunts] 411 00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:51,224 Aah! 412 00:14:51,349 --> 00:14:52,809 Morty, we had one grenade. 413 00:14:52,934 --> 00:14:54,894 - He had a gun. - Whatever. Come on. 414 00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:57,950 - Did you hear something? - Doesn't matter. 415 00:14:57,980 --> 00:14:59,980 If anyone's around, they're here to stop the laser, 416 00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:01,710 and they can't do it without us seeing them. 417 00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:03,069 "Working together is our belt"? 418 00:15:03,194 --> 00:15:05,196 - You gave it away! - You said we didn't need it. 419 00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:07,383 - I wish you were never born. - Well, you were an accident! 420 00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:09,158 [Crowd screaming] 421 00:15:09,283 --> 00:15:10,563 How come some of the pants are... 422 00:15:10,618 --> 00:15:12,870 The nx-5 can't destroy wrangler jeans. 423 00:15:12,995 --> 00:15:16,082 Like, it literally can't destroy them or it's programmed not to? 424 00:15:16,207 --> 00:15:18,334 Gee, what do you think? 425 00:15:18,459 --> 00:15:20,920 [Both grunting] 426 00:15:21,045 --> 00:15:24,132 [Dramatic music plays] 427 00:15:27,552 --> 00:15:29,512 [Coughing] 428 00:15:29,637 --> 00:15:31,097 [Grunts] 429 00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:33,432 [Groans] 430 00:15:33,516 --> 00:15:35,601 [ Screeches ] 431 00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:40,773 Aah! 432 00:15:40,898 --> 00:15:42,442 [Music continues] 433 00:15:42,567 --> 00:15:45,027 [Alarm blaring] 434 00:15:45,153 --> 00:15:46,821 -Aah! _oh! 435 00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:48,489 [Gasps] 436 00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:50,491 [Grunts] 437 00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:52,326 You kill a good bug for a horse doctor. 438 00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:53,661 Thanks, me. 439 00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:55,472 Maybe we could do, like, a "parent trap" thing 440 00:15:55,496 --> 00:15:56,372 together sometime. 441 00:15:56,497 --> 00:15:58,225 As long as you mean the Lindsay Lohan version. 442 00:15:58,249 --> 00:15:59,249 Naturally. 443 00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:01,502 [Music continues] 444 00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:03,546 What do you think they do with all those jeans? 445 00:16:03,671 --> 00:16:04,547 Make them into jackets? 446 00:16:04,672 --> 00:16:06,674 It's not about conserving denim. It's marketing. 447 00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:08,718 Like, uh, "the nx-5 destroys the whole planet 448 00:16:08,843 --> 00:16:10,470 except for the wrangler jeans." 449 00:16:10,595 --> 00:16:13,055 'Cause they're so tough. Tougher than the laser? 450 00:16:13,181 --> 00:16:14,849 - Stupid. - You're talking about it. 451 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:16,517 You're right. They... they got me. 452 00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:17,894 Hey, over here! Look at me! 453 00:16:18,019 --> 00:16:19,859 Did you just see a pantsless little boy run by? 454 00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:21,272 I'm not falling for that again. 455 00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:23,250 I used to be invisible, but now I'm the opposite! 456 00:16:23,274 --> 00:16:24,418 Get him! But not in a weird way. 457 00:16:24,442 --> 00:16:25,651 You made it weird. 458 00:16:25,776 --> 00:16:28,488 [Suspenseful music plays] 459 00:16:31,282 --> 00:16:34,035 Nx-5 corporate sponsor detected. 460 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:36,913 Cannot penetrate wranglers! Built too tough! 461 00:16:37,038 --> 00:16:39,665 [Distorting] Built... too... tough. 462 00:16:41,042 --> 00:16:42,960 I killed them! I-I did... I did it offscreen! 463 00:16:43,085 --> 00:16:44,712 God damn it, morty. Fix your underwear. 464 00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:47,173 - I saw your balls for a second. - That's on you. 465 00:16:47,298 --> 00:16:49,800 Why can't I meet your parents? Are you embarrassed of me? 466 00:16:49,926 --> 00:16:51,093 Of them. 467 00:16:51,219 --> 00:16:52,094 Aww. 468 00:16:52,220 --> 00:16:54,055 [Dramatic music plays] 469 00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:56,474 [Groans] 470 00:16:56,599 --> 00:16:57,892 [Grunting] 471 00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:00,019 [Metal clanging, electricity crackling ] 472 00:17:00,144 --> 00:17:01,229 Aah! 473 00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:03,648 [Screeching] 474 00:17:03,773 --> 00:17:06,567 Aah! 475 00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:08,236 [Grunts] 476 00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:10,780 Never thought this was how I'd die. 477 00:17:10,905 --> 00:17:12,174 [Slurps] We're nowhere near venice, 478 00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:13,638 and you're not a dwarf in a raincoat. 479 00:17:13,741 --> 00:17:14,909 [Whirring] 480 00:17:17,578 --> 00:17:18,579 Step back. 481 00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:21,457 You're not killing him till we kick his ass, bird person. 482 00:17:21,582 --> 00:17:23,543 My name is Phoenix person. 483 00:17:23,668 --> 00:17:25,002 No one's calling you that. Dumb. 484 00:17:25,127 --> 00:17:26,921 It fascinates me that an entire family 485 00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:30,216 can be this critical and suck this much. 486 00:17:30,341 --> 00:17:32,593 [Dramatic music plays] 487 00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:36,222 [Grunts] 488 00:17:42,436 --> 00:17:44,146 Aah! [Groans] 489 00:17:44,272 --> 00:17:45,982 Jerry: [High-pitched] Bird person, stop. 490 00:17:46,107 --> 00:17:48,401 It's me, that Tammy girl. 491 00:17:48,526 --> 00:17:50,778 Tammy, this is unexpected. 492 00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:52,321 I was told you were dead. 493 00:17:52,446 --> 00:17:55,116 That is absolutely not true. 494 00:17:55,241 --> 00:17:58,327 I'm more alive than I've ever been! 495 00:17:58,452 --> 00:18:00,621 You are behaving rather strangely. 496 00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:02,748 Me? Strange? Oh, my! 497 00:18:02,873 --> 00:18:04,625 Well, who's normal, really? 498 00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:07,253 Now, come here, you big hollow-boned featherhead. 499 00:18:07,378 --> 00:18:09,505 Let me give you some of this sweet ass. 500 00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:12,008 Aah! [Grunts] 501 00:18:12,133 --> 00:18:13,884 [Screeching] 502 00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:16,679 [Dramatic music plays] 503 00:18:16,804 --> 00:18:18,639 [Whirring, music stops] 504 00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:21,892 Saved the day with puppeting. Only one with a decent arc. 505 00:18:22,018 --> 00:18:23,185 He does have his moments. 506 00:18:23,311 --> 00:18:25,396 Mom, dad... mom. 507 00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:27,648 Uh, we did it! Morty became super visible! 508 00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:30,026 Summer put my jeans in a laser! 509 00:18:30,151 --> 00:18:32,028 Morty, look at your little balls! 510 00:18:32,153 --> 00:18:35,239 - I know! - Bring it in here, guys. 511 00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:37,325 Damn! This thing has twin turbines? 512 00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:39,744 I'll forgive you for abandoning us if you let me drive it. 513 00:18:39,869 --> 00:18:40,745 That works for me. 514 00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:42,306 I was just gonna give you space cigarettes. 515 00:18:42,330 --> 00:18:44,790 - I love having two moms. - And I love having two wives! 516 00:18:44,915 --> 00:18:46,059 Rick: Never gonna happen, Jerry. 517 00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:47,668 You jerk-offs ready to get the answers 518 00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:49,295 to your burning questions? 519 00:18:49,420 --> 00:18:50,420 What's this, dad? 520 00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:51,607 The memory of which Beth is real 521 00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:53,466 and which Beth is a clone, obviously. 522 00:18:53,591 --> 00:18:55,676 You mind-blew yourself? 523 00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:58,471 Y-You literally don't even know which of your daughters is real. 524 00:18:58,596 --> 00:19:00,156 Of course you don't. Why am I surprised? 525 00:19:00,222 --> 00:19:02,933 I'm sure you'd love for us to need that from you, 526 00:19:03,059 --> 00:19:04,602 but I don't care what's in that vial. 527 00:19:04,727 --> 00:19:05,728 Yeah. Me neither. 528 00:19:05,853 --> 00:19:07,122 You're a piece of shit either way. 529 00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:09,207 So what, after all this, you don't want to know the truth? 530 00:19:09,231 --> 00:19:11,150 The truth is we have more important shit to do, 531 00:19:11,275 --> 00:19:13,694 like raise our kids and stamp out the federation, 532 00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:17,156 neither of which seem like they want anything to do with you. 533 00:19:17,281 --> 00:19:19,659 [Both laughing] 534 00:19:19,784 --> 00:19:21,035 Morty? Sum-sum? 535 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:23,096 You got to at least want to know who your real mom is. 536 00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:25,331 Not really, Rick. We have two badass moms now. 537 00:19:25,456 --> 00:19:27,184 - It's kind of a win/win. - Yeah, grandpa Rick. 538 00:19:27,208 --> 00:19:28,477 Don't drag us into your bullshit 539 00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:30,461 just because you're losing control. 540 00:19:30,586 --> 00:19:32,129 Enh. 541 00:19:32,254 --> 00:19:34,340 [Clicks, whirs] 542 00:19:34,465 --> 00:19:37,009 I know what I want to do. 543 00:19:37,134 --> 00:19:38,511 - I want you to decide. - What? 544 00:19:38,636 --> 00:19:41,180 For once in my life, I want you to decide, dad. 545 00:19:41,305 --> 00:19:43,641 Do you want me to stay here and be part of your life, 546 00:19:43,766 --> 00:19:45,768 or do you want me to leave? 547 00:19:45,893 --> 00:19:48,229 [ Down-tempo music plays] 548 00:19:48,354 --> 00:19:49,522 [ Hisses] 549 00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:55,945 [Beeping, crackling] 550 00:19:56,070 --> 00:19:58,072 J“ I know you tried j“ 551 00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:02,368 j“ I know you tried your best j“ 552 00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:05,913 [sighs] 553 00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:09,583 J“ and now it's time to put this all to rest j“ 554 00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:12,461 hup! Ho! Big money, big money. 555 00:20:12,586 --> 00:20:14,797 Eyes on the lady. Switcheroo. 556 00:20:14,922 --> 00:20:16,424 Which one's which? 557 00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:18,968 [Music continues] 558 00:20:19,093 --> 00:20:21,804 Holy shit. I'm a terrible father. 559 00:20:23,097 --> 00:20:25,725 J“ oh, a distant... j“ 560 00:20:25,850 --> 00:20:27,768 at least I'm a pretty good friend. 561 00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:29,603 [Burps] 562 00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:31,731 Looks like it's just you and me, buddy. 563 00:20:31,856 --> 00:20:33,065 [ Beep, whirring] 564 00:20:33,190 --> 00:20:35,192 [Screeching] 565 00:20:35,317 --> 00:20:37,445 Okay. All right. We'll give you a little more time. 566 00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:41,949 J“ tried to drag me down j“ 567 00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:44,493 j“ down j“ 568 00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:51,167 j“ if you go, then I'm going with you now j“ 569 00:20:53,836 --> 00:20:56,839 j“ don't look back j“ 570 00:20:56,964 --> 00:20:58,674 j“ nothing left to see j“ 571 00:20:58,799 --> 00:21:02,470 j“ just leave the shadows in the past j“ 572 00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:04,805 j“iflletitgoj“ 573 00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:09,518 j“ can I shake this feeling? J“ 574 00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:13,105 j“ oh, oh, oh, oh, oh j“ 575 00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:15,941 j“ just like that j“ 576 00:21:16,066 --> 00:21:21,155 j“ tomorrow's one day that I'm never getting back j“ 577 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:24,658 j“ I can feel you, though j“ 578 00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:29,330 j“ wake me from this dreaming j“ 579 00:21:29,455 --> 00:21:32,333 ah. Goodbye, old friend. 580 00:21:32,458 --> 00:21:35,628 We've had our fun, but I'm ready to be seen again. 581 00:21:35,753 --> 00:21:37,046 [Whirring] 582 00:21:37,171 --> 00:21:38,964 [Clattering] 583 00:21:39,089 --> 00:21:40,525 - Man: What the fuck?! - Man: Oh, my god! 584 00:21:40,549 --> 00:21:42,468 - Where did I go?! - Oh, shitskis. 585 00:21:42,593 --> 00:21:43,886 - [Door opens] - Aah! 586 00:21:44,011 --> 00:21:45,387 - [ Engine revving] - Slow down! 587 00:21:45,513 --> 00:21:47,353 There's an invisible garbage truck in the road! 588 00:21:47,473 --> 00:21:48,473 Yeah, nght 589 00:21:48,557 --> 00:21:50,810 [fire crackling] 590 00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:53,687 I'm alive! I survi... 591 00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:55,189 [ Explosion ] 592 00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:57,358 [Men screaming] 593 00:21:57,483 --> 00:22:00,444 - I mean, when in Rome. - [ Up-tempo music plays] 594 00:22:00,569 --> 00:22:03,781 J“ invisible garbage truck Jerry j“ 595 00:22:03,906 --> 00:22:05,866 j“ it's a new franchise j“ 596 00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:08,702 [motor humming] 597 00:22:08,828 --> 00:22:11,997 Bitch, your job is to have intercourse with strangers 598 00:22:12,122 --> 00:22:13,249 and give me the money. 599 00:22:13,374 --> 00:22:15,310 Sorry I called you a bitch. It's a vocational term. 600 00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:16,961 It's not how I feel about you personally. 601 00:22:17,086 --> 00:22:19,755 - [ Whirring] - What the... what... aah! 602 00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:21,966 - [ Window whirring] - Somebody call for a pickup? 603 00:22:22,091 --> 00:22:24,176 Let's go take out the trash. 604 00:22:24,301 --> 00:22:27,263 J“ invisible garbage truck Jerry j“ 605 00:22:27,388 --> 00:22:29,890 j“ it's a new franchise j“ 606 00:22:30,015 --> 00:22:32,893 j“ until he runs out of gas j“ 607 00:22:33,018 --> 00:22:35,855 [birds chirping, vehicles passing] 608 00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:41,485 [Sighs] Well, we had a good run.